One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4
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Burgerbob said:
Blown2CV said:
it's quite clearly a bidding/cheating app. The pattern could only be created by automated bidding. It has basically ruined eBay. Well amongst a few other s
t things anyway.
No - its a numpty who doesn't know how to use ebay properly. An app would bid once in the last few seconds.t things anyway.Audi drivers - they always seem to think they are king of the road whereas in reality they are paying a fortune for a fancy Skoda (sorry, no offence intended, Skoda make good cars, and so do audi but...)
A3 driver today, wouldn't get out of the outside lane on a dual carrigeway. Seemed to think driving 2mph faster than the traffic on the inside lane meant they were all important and could stay put and hold everyone else up.
A6 driver today took offence that I overtook him in my Peugeot, clearly I'm of a lower class so he then made every effort to overtake me. Not liking cocks up my ass, I let him go...
A4 driver yesterday wanted to prove that he could drive faster on a slip road than me in my poor man's peugeot. It was one of those slips roads that is a big corner and he just under steered into the other lane and out of my way..
A3 driver today, wouldn't get out of the outside lane on a dual carrigeway. Seemed to think driving 2mph faster than the traffic on the inside lane meant they were all important and could stay put and hold everyone else up.
A6 driver today took offence that I overtook him in my Peugeot, clearly I'm of a lower class so he then made every effort to overtake me. Not liking cocks up my ass, I let him go...
A4 driver yesterday wanted to prove that he could drive faster on a slip road than me in my poor man's peugeot. It was one of those slips roads that is a big corner and he just under steered into the other lane and out of my way..
Being a 'car' forum I'll keep this car related, although I could quote many more non car related......
The nob, on the motorway, in a lane to your right, who accelerates right up your ass when you pull into his (predominantly it is a man) lane to overtake at the same speed that overtaking lane is going, despite there being tons of space and prior to the overtake, the nob was happy to sit in that overtaking lane at a constant speed not really overtaking.
Driver could be devilishly handsome, very wealthy and hung like a horse but that one thing screams......knob. He reaches 'total knob' status if it is accompanied by flashing lights and hand gestures.
The nob, on the motorway, in a lane to your right, who accelerates right up your ass when you pull into his (predominantly it is a man) lane to overtake at the same speed that overtaking lane is going, despite there being tons of space and prior to the overtake, the nob was happy to sit in that overtaking lane at a constant speed not really overtaking.
Driver could be devilishly handsome, very wealthy and hung like a horse but that one thing screams......knob. He reaches 'total knob' status if it is accompanied by flashing lights and hand gestures.
Liquid Knight said:
People who instead of selling something raffle whatever it is usually without a Gaming license.
"Pile of car worth £800 can be your for a £20 bonus ball ticket. Once all fifty nine are sold the next draw determines the winner".
Twunts.
The local scouts raffling off something to raise funds are in the s"Pile of car worth £800 can be your for a £20 bonus ball ticket. Once all fifty nine are sold the next draw determines the winner".
Twunts.
t then! Do you really need a Gaming Licence?
According to a quick Google, No. But you do have to run it sensibly.
Liquid Knight said:
This joker.
Just bid your budget and let eBay do the work for you. 
Still nowhere near my bid and over a day to go so it's either a speculative twunt or someone bidding it up for the seller (or the seller using a different account in place of spending 10p to set a reserve).
This isn't a cheat app. It's eBay's system. Means that person set a max bid of whatever, and someone has entered a lower amount, so eBay has bid it up for the original bidder. You only see the top bidder at any given price, not every bid.Just bid your
budget and let eBay do the work for you. Still nowhere near my bid and over a day to go so it's either a speculative twunt or someone bidding it up for the seller (or the seller using a different account in place of spending 10p to set a reserve).
Edited to add copyrights to the image belong to eBay.
JuicyLLL said:
Being a 'car' forum I'll keep this car related, although I could quote many more non car related......
The nob, on the motorway, in a lane to your right, who accelerates right up your ass when you pull into his (predominantly it is a man) lane to overtake at the same speed that overtaking lane is going, despite there being tons of space and prior to the overtake, the nob was happy to sit in that overtaking lane at a constant speed not really overtaking.
Driver could be devilishly handsome, very wealthy and hung like a horse but that one thing screams......knob. He reaches 'total knob' status if it is accompanied by flashing lights and hand gestures.
Hung like a horse and total knob seem to go together somehow.The nob, on the motorway, in a lane to your right, who accelerates right up your ass when you pull into his (predominantly it is a man) lane to overtake at the same speed that overtaking lane is going, despite there being tons of space and prior to the overtake, the nob was happy to sit in that overtaking lane at a constant speed not really overtaking.
Driver could be devilishly handsome, very wealthy and hung like a horse but that one thing screams......knob. He reaches 'total knob' status if it is accompanied by flashing lights and hand gestures.
The boring nasal Professor Logics on the OCD thread saying what is and isn't OCD, and how it's actually a really serious condition and not something to be joked about.
I'm amazed they can wrote on a site called "Pistonheads" without first stating that none of us have actual pistons for heads.
Fun-sponges.
I'm amazed they can wrote on a site called "Pistonheads" without first stating that none of us have actual pistons for heads.
Fun-sponges.
OpulentBob said:
The boring nasal Professor Logics on the OCD thread saying what is and isn't OCD, and how it's actually a really serious condition and not something to be joked about.
I'm amazed they can wrote on a site called "Pistonheads" without first stating that none of us have actual pistons for heads.
Fun-sponges.
to be fair mental health is used as a bit of a colloquial joke to many people who aren't directly affected. These things are absolutely serious conditions, that seriously affect those who live through them every day. I'm amazed they can wrote on a site called "Pistonheads" without first stating that none of us have actual pistons for heads.
Fun-sponges.
"I like to keep my desk neat because I am sooooooo OCD!!"
"Christ she's in such a mood today she must be schizophrenic!"
"I love a christmas jumper, I'm just mental i think!"
Imagine going up to someone with HIV and saying to them "argh that bathroom was so dirty, i think i've now got AIDS!!!"
Dismissing people who go through that stuff (and the reason you don't know about it is generally because they suffer in silence) as 'fun sponges' is a bit like calling a woman frigid or not up for banter because you pinched her arse.
You Sir are the knob here.
Blown2CV said:
OpulentBob said:
The boring nasal Professor Logics on the OCD thread saying what is and isn't OCD, and how it's actually a really serious condition and not something to be joked about.
I'm amazed they can wrote on a site called "Pistonheads" without first stating that none of us have actual pistons for heads.
Fun-sponges.
to be fair mental health is used as a bit of a colloquial joke to many people who aren't directly affected. These things are absolutely serious conditions, that seriously affect those who live through them every day. I'm amazed they can wrote on a site called "Pistonheads" without first stating that none of us have actual pistons for heads.
Fun-sponges.
"I like to keep my desk neat because I am sooooooo OCD!!"
"Christ she's in such a mood today she must be schizophrenic!"
"I love a christmas jumper, I'm just mental i think!"
Imagine going up to someone with HIV and saying to them "argh that bathroom was so dirty, i think i've now got AIDS!!!"
Dismissing people who go through that stuff (and the reason you don't know about it is generally because they suffer in silence) as 'fun sponges' is a bit like calling a woman frigid or not up for banter because you pinched her arse.
You Sir are the knob here.
Do you never say "I/he/she was so mad"? Or have you ever called someone crazy? If you say no, I don't believe you. If you say yes, then why would you be so offensive?!
Someone used the "nearly gave me a heart attack" line a few days after my mother died of a heart attack. Did I drop to my knees, sob and tell them how f
king rude and offensive they were and demand their apology and some sort of recompense? Nope, because I'm realistic and not a fking permanently offended wimp. OpulentBob said:
Blown2CV said:
OpulentBob said:
The boring nasal Professor Logics on the OCD thread saying what is and isn't OCD, and how it's actually a really serious condition and not something to be joked about.
I'm amazed they can wrote on a site called "Pistonheads" without first stating that none of us have actual pistons for heads.
Fun-sponges.
to be fair mental health is used as a bit of a colloquial joke to many people who aren't directly affected. These things are absolutely serious conditions, that seriously affect those who live through them every day. I'm amazed they can wrote on a site called "Pistonheads" without first stating that none of us have actual pistons for heads.
Fun-sponges.
"I like to keep my desk neat because I am sooooooo OCD!!"
"Christ she's in such a mood today she must be schizophrenic!"
"I love a christmas jumper, I'm just mental i think!"
Imagine going up to someone with HIV and saying to them "argh that bathroom was so dirty, i think i've now got AIDS!!!"
Dismissing people who go through that stuff (and the reason you don't know about it is generally because they suffer in silence) as 'fun sponges' is a bit like calling a woman frigid or not up for banter because you pinched her arse.
You Sir are the knob here.
Do you never say "I/he/she was so mad"? Or have you ever called someone crazy? If you say no, I don't believe you. If you say yes, then why would you be so offensive?!
Someone used the "nearly gave me a heart attack" line a few days after my mother died of a heart attack. Did I drop to my knees, sob and tell them how f
king rude and offensive they were and demand their apology and some sort of recompense? Nope, because I'm realistic and not a fking permanently offended wimp. k do you know who has or hasn't experienced mental illness? You extreme reaction tells me exactly what sort of person you are i think. Blown2CV said:
OpulentBob said:
Blown2CV said:
OpulentBob said:
The boring nasal Professor Logics on the OCD thread saying what is and isn't OCD, and how it's actually a really serious condition and not something to be joked about.
I'm amazed they can wrote on a site called "Pistonheads" without first stating that none of us have actual pistons for heads.
Fun-sponges.
to be fair mental health is used as a bit of a colloquial joke to many people who aren't directly affected. These things are absolutely serious conditions, that seriously affect those who live through them every day. I'm amazed they can wrote on a site called "Pistonheads" without first stating that none of us have actual pistons for heads.
Fun-sponges.
"I like to keep my desk neat because I am sooooooo OCD!!"
"Christ she's in such a mood today she must be schizophrenic!"
"I love a christmas jumper, I'm just mental i think!"
Imagine going up to someone with HIV and saying to them "argh that bathroom was so dirty, i think i've now got AIDS!!!"
Dismissing people who go through that stuff (and the reason you don't know about it is generally because they suffer in silence) as 'fun sponges' is a bit like calling a woman frigid or not up for banter because you pinched her arse.
You Sir are the knob here.
Do you never say "I/he/she was so mad"? Or have you ever called someone crazy? If you say no, I don't believe you. If you say yes, then why would you be so offensive?!
Someone used the "nearly gave me a heart attack" line a few days after my mother died of a heart attack. Did I drop to my knees, sob and tell them how f
king rude and offensive they were and demand their apology and some sort of recompense? Nope, because I'm realistic and not a fking permanently offended wimp. k do you know who has or hasn't experienced mental illness? You extreme reaction tells me exactly what sort of person you are i think. 
It's not an extreme reaction. I think they're knobs who are over-reacting. I think you, also, are over-reacting. I am not talking about promoting walking in to a mental hospital and shouting out "Look at me, I'm crazy I am WOO BLARGH". I am talking about a gentle, humorous thread being killed because of some over-sensitive types, desperate to show that they are more offended (on behalf of someone else) than the previous poster.
I know plenty of people who have experienced mental illness, my grandfather committed suicide thanks to mental illness, so respectfully, wind your f
king neck in. (Of course, you didn't know that and didn't mean to upset me by reminding me of it, and I can understand that you didn't know and therefore you weren't being deliberately offensive by bringing it up.) Some people need to grow up, have a bit of backbone, and accept that not everything is written to insult someone.
What is it with posters with "2CV" in their handle, and 10k+ posts, being argumentative wallies?!
OpulentBob said:
Blown2CV said:
OpulentBob said:
Blown2CV said:
OpulentBob said:
The boring nasal Professor Logics on the OCD thread saying what is and isn't OCD, and how it's actually a really serious condition and not something to be joked about.
I'm amazed they can wrote on a site called "Pistonheads" without first stating that none of us have actual pistons for heads.
Fun-sponges.
to be fair mental health is used as a bit of a colloquial joke to many people who aren't directly affected. These things are absolutely serious conditions, that seriously affect those who live through them every day. I'm amazed they can wrote on a site called "Pistonheads" without first stating that none of us have actual pistons for heads.
Fun-sponges.
"I like to keep my desk neat because I am sooooooo OCD!!"
"Christ she's in such a mood today she must be schizophrenic!"
"I love a christmas jumper, I'm just mental i think!"
Imagine going up to someone with HIV and saying to them "argh that bathroom was so dirty, i think i've now got AIDS!!!"
Dismissing people who go through that stuff (and the reason you don't know about it is generally because they suffer in silence) as 'fun sponges' is a bit like calling a woman frigid or not up for banter because you pinched her arse.
You Sir are the knob here.
Do you never say "I/he/she was so mad"? Or have you ever called someone crazy? If you say no, I don't believe you. If you say yes, then why would you be so offensive?!
Someone used the "nearly gave me a heart attack" line a few days after my mother died of a heart attack. Did I drop to my knees, sob and tell them how f
king rude and offensive they were and demand their apology and some sort of recompense? Nope, because I'm realistic and not a fking permanently offended wimp. k do you know who has or hasn't experienced mental illness? You extreme reaction tells me exactly what sort of person you are i think. It's not an extreme reaction. I think they're knobs who are over-reacting. I think you, also, are over-reacting. I am not talking about promoting walking in to a mental hospital and shouting out "Look at me, I'm crazy I am WOO BLARGH". I am talking about a gentle, humorous thread being killed because of some over-sensitive types, desperate to show that they are more offended (on behalf of someone else) than the previous poster.
I know plenty of people who have experienced mental illness, my grandfather committed suicide thanks to mental illness, so respectfully, wind your f
king neck in. (Of course, you didn't know that and didn't mean to upset me by reminding me of it, and I can understand that you didn't know and therefore you weren't being deliberately offensive by bringing it up.) Some people need to grow up, have a bit of backbone, and accept that not everything is written to insult someone.
Blown2CV said:
and just how the fk do you know who has or hasn't experienced mental illness? You extreme reaction tells me exactly what sort of person you are i think.
How do you know that OpulentBob isn't suffering? Your type disgusts me, you need to learn a little sensitivity.k do you know who has or hasn't experienced mental illness? You extreme reaction tells me exactly what sort of person you are i think. And yes that was sarcasm, just pointing out how stupid your responses are.
Burnzyb said:
Burgerbob said:
People who think this is all the windscreen you need to clear....
Plus, people who don't bother scraping the snow of the rear window - just goes to prove that you never use your mirrors
Personally I just defrost the front 3 windows and wing mirrors and then drive like that, I see it being no different than driving a van? If I have time I will do the rest but I’m far from a morning person.Plus, people who don't bother scraping the snow of the rear window - just goes to prove that you never use your mirrors
I won’t however drive the car unless I have clear visibility through all three windows.
Edited by nonsequitur on Wednesday 24th January 16:19
Utter cocksocket in the outside lane of the A1 last night, who moved into that lane just after the Wellyn junction, passed 2 cars, then, despite the inside lane being empty for a good 1/4 mile or so, sat in the outside lane at 60mph, barely making any progress against the traffic ahead all the way to Stevenage, by which time he was level with a car in the inside lane. Whereupon he accelerated briefly to pass them then cut across them onto the Stevenage north exit slip.
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