One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

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hungry_hog

2,234 posts

188 months

Sunday 26th January 2020
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Not sure how many users here live in North West London, but the standard for the suburban high streets here is:

- Double park because you can't walk 20m to the supermarket
- Double park opposite another car which is double parked
- Double park and ferry 8 kids into your people carrier holding up traffic
- Triple park
- Try and squeeze your FFRR into a space the size of a Fiat 500. After 2 mins of back and forward realise it might not fit
- Random turn no signal
- Random pull out no signal
- Latte in one hand, phone in other. Use the force to steer!

PF62

3,628 posts

173 months

Sunday 26th January 2020
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nonsequitur said:
yellowjack said:
Two Muppets on Iford Lane, Bournemouth. There's a railway that crosses the road on a brick arch bridge. It's only wide enough for one lane and a footway on one side under the bridge. So there is 'Priority' signage and white paint indicating that one side needs to give way to the other. So far, so simple. But one fool at the 'Give Way' end decided the rules didn't apply to him. And another fool from the priority end decided to go head-to-head with the first fool.

I was two cars back on the 'Give Way' side, and could see that the two of them were window to window, having an argument. While two of us were stuck behind them with an otherwise clear road on the other side. Fortunately they stopped squabbling, and blocking the road completely when I, and the driver ahead of me started tooting at them.

FFS chaps? If you want to go at it with handbags, there's a car park for the playing fields. Feck orf into it if you want to have a barney, or get a bloody move on if all your mouthing off is just bluster...
Similar situation in my local town with the give way drivers charging through regardless of priority traffic.
Perhaps if people understood there was no such thing as "priority traffic" and actually read Highway Code there would be fewer issues -

Highway Code said:
The rules in The Highway Code do not give you the right of way in any circumstance, but they advise you when you should give way to others. Always give way if it can help to avoid an incident.
www.gov.uk/guidance/the-highway-code/general-rules...



Solocle

3,290 posts

84 months

Sunday 26th January 2020
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PF62 said:
Perhaps if people understood there was no such thing as "priority traffic" and actually read Highway Code there would be fewer issues -

Highway Code said:
The rules in The Highway Code do not give you the right of way in any circumstance, but they advise you when you should give way to others. Always give way if it can help to avoid an incident.
www.gov.uk/guidance/the-highway-code/general-rules...
There is such a thing as priority - just not "right of way".
Diagram 811A - "Priority over oncoming vehicles"

Tom _M

417 posts

70 months

Sunday 26th January 2020
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State of this...

Toaster Pilot

14,619 posts

158 months

Sunday 26th January 2020
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Tom _M said:


State of this...
DISCO VERY

rofl

That is awful

WarrenB

2,405 posts

118 months

Sunday 26th January 2020
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Tom _M said:


State of this...
Utterly tragic.

I always thought the 'your skid stops here' stickers were bad, but this is next level.

markyb_lcy

9,904 posts

62 months

Monday 27th January 2020
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Tom _M said:


State of this...
Is that an original image? Might just be me, but the most irritating thing about this (and lets be fair, there’s a few to choose from), is the fact the #dadlife bit is not even neatly below that white line.

Fair play, their car, do what they like (and expect people to take the piss), but at least line stuff up properly.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Monday 27th January 2020
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PF62 said:
But if the sign says 'Give way to oncoming traffic' ,(it is a circular sign which in the HC means 'you must'), that in itself would indicate that oncoming traffic has 'priority' in that particular circumstance?

PF62

3,628 posts

173 months

Monday 27th January 2020
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nonsequitur said:
PF62 said:
But if the sign says 'Give way to oncoming traffic' ,(it is a circular sign which in the HC means 'you must'), that in itself would indicate that oncoming traffic has 'priority' in that particular circumstance?
The issue arises when the car going in the direction of the 'Give way to oncoming traffic' has passed over the give way, but the knob coming the other way (incorrectly) considers that they have priority anyway.

Now someone will undoubtedly say the car going in the direction of the 'Give way to oncoming traffic' should not have passed over the give way if someone was coming in the other direction.

This is true, but certainly where I live the morons in the local authority traffic department have installed such narrowings where it is not possible to see if anything is coming the other way, so you have to commit and hope - there is one right on a blind bend, but the worst is a narrowing on a hump back bridge which is followed by a sharp bend.

The 'commit and hope' narrowing on the bridge is particularly fun as it leads to a social housing estate filled with angry chavs driving Audis who really don't like it if they don't get their priority.



zedx19

2,745 posts

140 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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The cretin doing 32mph everywhere, including a clear NSL road, so when I overtook him I didn't expect to get given the finger and flashing headlights. The road was about 1 mile long and perfectly straight and he was still flashing even when I was some distance away. If you want to drive slow, then don't get angry and aggressive when people overtake.

And7R

96 posts

56 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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zedx19 said:
The cretin doing 32mph everywhere, including a clear NSL road, so when I overtook him I didn't expect to get given the finger and flashing headlights. The road was about 1 mile long and perfectly straight and he was still flashing even when I was some distance away. If you want to drive slow, then don't get angry and aggressive when people overtake.
The sign of a grade A knob certainly!

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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And7R said:
zedx19 said:
The cretin doing 32mph everywhere, including a clear NSL road, so when I overtook him I didn't expect to get given the finger and flashing headlights. The road was about 1 mile long and perfectly straight and he was still flashing even when I was some distance away. If you want to drive slow, then don't get angry and aggressive when people overtake.
The sign of a grade A knob certainly!
Other grades are available.

captain_cynic

11,998 posts

95 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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nonsequitur said:
Other grades are available.
Like petrol you have:

Standard knob,
Premium knob and,
Super knob

21st Century Man

40,892 posts

248 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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The driver of a van with an offside frail fitted, who was unable to keep left on the open road with said frail and half his van in the oncoming lane. Presumably he would've moved over for oncoming traffic, but he was oblivious to following traffic wanting to overtake, it took an age for him to eventually notice.

MKnight702

3,109 posts

214 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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21st Century Man said:
The driver of a van with an offside frail fitted, who was unable to keep left on the open road with said frail and half his van in the oncoming lane. Presumably he would've moved over for oncoming traffic, but he was oblivious to following traffic wanting to overtake, it took an age for him to eventually notice.
Or he just wanted to ensure that nobody could overtake even if nothing was coming from the other way.

Zetec-S

5,873 posts

93 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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captain_cynic said:
nonsequitur said:
Other grades are available.
Like petrol you have:

Standard knob,
Premium knob and,
Super knob
Momentum knob.

Graveworm

8,496 posts

71 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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Zetec-S said:
captain_cynic said:
nonsequitur said:
Other grades are available.
Like petrol you have:

Standard knob,
Premium knob and,
Super knob
Momentum knob.
Tablets can help with a 2 stroke Knob

Deranged Rover

3,393 posts

74 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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21st Century Man said:
The driver of a van with an offside frail fitted, who was unable to keep left on the open road with said frail and half his van in the oncoming lane. Presumably he would've moved over for oncoming traffic, but he was oblivious to following traffic wanting to overtake, it took an age for him to eventually notice.
Forgive my ignorance, but what is a 'frail'?

Killer2005

19,640 posts

228 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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Reversed into a bollard? Of course it's not the driver's fault.

https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/people...

993kimbo

2,976 posts

185 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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There was a bloke yesterday - Estate Agent type - in a small VW, who screeched up in front of another car and started furiously trying to open the driver's door, I imagine with the intention of killing him. Went absolutely mental. I've never seen anyone so enraged in my life. Shouting, screaming, kicking the door in. Then he drove off.

I don't know what the other driver had done, but what a knob to have behaved like that at two o-clock in the afternoon.

Edited by 993kimbo on Tuesday 28th January 15:40

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