One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

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Zetec-S

5,832 posts

92 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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Killer2005 said:
Reversed into a bollard? Of course it's not the driver's fault.

https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/people...
What a bellend. At least the lamp post protectors are doing their job.

Triumph Man

8,670 posts

167 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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Zetec-S said:
Killer2005 said:
Reversed into a bollard? Of course it's not the driver's fault.

https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/people...
What a bellend. At least the lamp post protectors are doing their job.
How did I know the car was going to be some sort of Pacific Rim small SUV/Crossover thing?

10126 Torino

4,404 posts

78 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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Deranged Rover said:
Forgive my ignorance, but what is a 'frail'?
it's one of those glass carrying racks ,vertically side mounted on commercial vehicles.

markyb_lcy

9,904 posts

61 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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Killer2005 said:
Reversed into a bollard? Of course it's not the driver's fault.

https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/people...
Slow news day in Yorkshire then. If this makes the news, that’s a good sign.

OllieJolly

348 posts

115 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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Killer2005 said:
Reversed into a bollard? Of course it's not the driver's fault.

https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/people...
I'm not sure what's more annoying, the guy thinking he's any way in the right, or the YEP posting such a blatantly stupid article...

InitialDave

11,854 posts

118 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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OllieJolly said:
Killer2005 said:
Reversed into a bollard? Of course it's not the driver's fault.

https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/people...
I'm not sure what's more annoying, the guy thinking he's any way in the right, or the YEP posting such a blatantly stupid article...
It is a bit of a stupid design.

Local multistorey car park - which was a clean-sheet, ground-up build a few years ago - is a pain to park anything big in about half of the spaces around the perimiter of each floor because there's a two-foot square concrete pillar intruding into the corner of the space. This is then exacerbated by people parking over to the side of the space or at an angle to avoid it, thus also buggering up acces to the otherwise ok neighbouring space.


nonsequitur

20,083 posts

115 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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captain_cynic said:
nonsequitur said:
Other grades are available.
Like petrol you have:

Standard knob,
Premium knob and,
Super knob
Unleaded knob and diesel knob.

And7R

96 posts

55 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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An electric knob or battery knob sir? eek

The Mad Monk

10,474 posts

116 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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zedx19 said:
The cretin doing 32mph everywhere, including a clear NSL road, so when I overtook him I didn't expect to get given the finger and flashing headlights. The road was about 1 mile long and perfectly straight and he was still flashing even when I was some distance away. If you want to drive slow, then don't get angry and aggressive when people overtake.
Try not to worry about it.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

115 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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The Mad Monk said:
zedx19 said:
The cretin doing 32mph everywhere, including a clear NSL road, so when I overtook him I didn't expect to get given the finger and flashing headlights. The road was about 1 mile long and perfectly straight and he was still flashing even when I was some distance away. If you want to drive slow, then don't get angry and aggressive when people overtake.
Try not to worry about it.
Isn't that type of driving exactly what this thread is for, Monko?rage
I accept that you should not dwell on it, but I feel that posting on here is cathartic.cloud9

Flibble

6,470 posts

180 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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And7R said:
An electric knob or battery knob sir? eek
Plug in hybrid knob. Suits you sir!

donkmeister

7,998 posts

99 months

Thursday 30th January 2020
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Everyone who features in this video is a knob.

The Freeman Of The Wibble type who was allegedly camped out in L3 and dabbed his brakes then got whingey about it when he was pulled over is a knob.
The Police Officer is a knob for engaging in discussion but then being evasive to the FotW's questions. Never argue with an idiot as they will bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
The narrator is a knob who thinks that googling a few bits on the internet and misunderstanding them constitutes some sort of legal expertise.

S1KRR

12,548 posts

211 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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Most mornings I pop into Tesco for my lunch. (£3 meal deal baby!)

Similarly most mornings I see a haggered, ugly, middle age, chav woman in a red Focus. Shes always got one of those shallow trolleys filled with all manner of unhealthy crap. Which every day without fail, she pushes out to her car, puts her purchases into the car (also another weirdo who doesn't bother with a bag when they have 10+ items!) and leaves the trolley in the middle of the car park whilst she swans off to whatever st life she inhabits rolleyes


1 day. ONE day I'm going to cable tie 4 trolleys to the door handles of her car when she's in the shop! Just to see her reaction! biggrin

993kimbo

2,972 posts

184 months

Friday 31st January 2020
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Do it, man ^



Swervers

Absolute Arse in a misty Brighton High Street today.

Knob in a VW Bora doing extreme swerving at full throttle every time he overtook a bus or cyclist. Then got stuck in traffic, then floored it, stuck in traffic, floored it again and off he went, swerving down a side street at 70 mph.

I don't get it. I really don't get it. Lock the sod up. Death is imminent.


otolith

55,899 posts

203 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Footage of Parliament square tonight.

fatboy18

18,930 posts

210 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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otolith said:
Footage of Parliament square tonight.
Really?

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

115 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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S1KRR said:
Most mornings I pop into Tesco for my lunch. (£3 meal deal baby!)

Similarly most mornings I see a haggered, ugly, middle age, chav woman in a red Focus. Shes always got one of those shallow trolleys filled with all manner of unhealthy crap. Which every day without fail, she pushes out to her car, puts her purchases into the car (also another weirdo who doesn't bother with a bag when they have 10+ items!) and leaves the trolley in the middle of the car park whilst she swans off to whatever st life she inhabits rolleyes


1 day. ONE day I'm going to cable tie 4 trolleys to the door handles of her car when she's in the shop! Just to see her reaction! biggrin
From your description she probably wouldn't notice and will attempt to enter the car and drive off.

The Mad Monk

10,474 posts

116 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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S1KRR said:
Most mornings I pop into Tesco for my lunch. (£3 meal deal baby!)

Similarly most mornings I see a haggered, ugly, middle age, chav woman in a red Focus. Shes always got one of those shallow trolleys filled with all manner of unhealthy crap. Which every day without fail, she pushes out to her car, puts her purchases into the car (also another weirdo who doesn't bother with a bag when they have 10+ items!) and leaves the trolley in the middle of the car park whilst she swans off to whatever st life she inhabits rolleyes


1 day. ONE day I'm going to cable tie 4 trolleys to the door handles of her car when she's in the shop! Just to see her reaction! biggrin
The sum total of this woman's disgusting crimes are that she purchases products of which you disapprove and doesn't take her trolley back to the trolley park?

Is that it?

Supercilious Sid

2,574 posts

160 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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otolith said:
Footage of Parliament square tonight.
Mirror?

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

115 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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The Mad Monk said:
The sum total of this woman's disgusting crimes are that she purchases products of which you disapprove and doesn't take her trolley back to the trolley park?

Is that it?
Capital offences in some countries.(Not sure driving a red Focus is, but it must be up there).

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