One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4
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Monkeylegend said:
Woody John said:
Monkeylegend said:
Woody John said:
markyb_lcy said:
Woody John said:
Called in to my local spar this morning. Had to dodge a white one series diesel abandoned obstructing the entrance and about a car length outside the space it was supposed to be parked in. Went in to shop and when leaving a white x6 was parked right at the front door on the yellow hatch boxes. The scrote driving was just getting out of the car so i says 'that's some parking' while walking onwards, and he replies 'great isn't it', anyway I didnt break stride and turned right towards my car so he takes his chance and says 'you knob' and disappeared into the shop. Anyway I said f
k it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'.
Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.
Wow you sound so hard.k it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'. Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.
I think if it was me you’d have had me standing in a pool of my own piss.
He will never mess with a powerfully built director ever again.
Well done you.
You are my hero of the day
Woody John said:
Monkeylegend said:
Woody John said:
markyb_lcy said:
Woody John said:
Called in to my local spar this morning. Had to dodge a white one series diesel abandoned obstructing the entrance and about a car length outside the space it was supposed to be parked in. Went in to shop and when leaving a white x6 was parked right at the front door on the yellow hatch boxes. The scrote driving was just getting out of the car so i says 'that's some parking' while walking onwards, and he replies 'great isn't it', anyway I didnt break stride and turned right towards my car so he takes his chance and says 'you knob' and disappeared into the shop. Anyway I said fk it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'.
Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.
Wow you sound so hard.k it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'. Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.
I think if it was me you’d have had me standing in a pool of my own piss.
He will never mess with a powerfully built director ever again.
Well done you.
Always a first time for a local stabbing, so what did you stand to gain from this?
I’d have laughed in your face and continued to park like a t
t just to wind you up even more that’s what the ‘scorte’ will take away from this.Nice leased RR 🤣
Lord.Vader said:
Woody John said:
Monkeylegend said:
Woody John said:
markyb_lcy said:
Woody John said:
Called in to my local spar this morning. Had to dodge a white one series diesel abandoned obstructing the entrance and about a car length outside the space it was supposed to be parked in. Went in to shop and when leaving a white x6 was parked right at the front door on the yellow hatch boxes. The scrote driving was just getting out of the car so i says 'that's some parking' while walking onwards, and he replies 'great isn't it', anyway I didnt break stride and turned right towards my car so he takes his chance and says 'you knob' and disappeared into the shop. Anyway I said fk it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'.
Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.
Wow you sound so hard.k it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'. Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.
I think if it was me you’d have had me standing in a pool of my own piss.
He will never mess with a powerfully built director ever again.
Well done you.
Always a first time for a local stabbing, so what did you stand to gain from this?
I’d have laughed in your face and continued to park like a t
t just to wind you up even more that’s what the ‘scorte’ will take away from this.Nice leased RR ??
Maybe next time he will park in a space.
Woody John said:
Monkeylegend said:
Woody John said:
Monkeylegend said:
Woody John said:
markyb_lcy said:
Woody John said:
Called in to my local spar this morning. Had to dodge a white one series diesel abandoned obstructing the entrance and about a car length outside the space it was supposed to be parked in. Went in to shop and when leaving a white x6 was parked right at the front door on the yellow hatch boxes. The scrote driving was just getting out of the car so i says 'that's some parking' while walking onwards, and he replies 'great isn't it', anyway I didnt break stride and turned right towards my car so he takes his chance and says 'you knob' and disappeared into the shop. Anyway I said fk it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'.
Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.
Wow you sound so hard.k it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'. Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.
I think if it was me you’d have had me standing in a pool of my own piss.
He will never mess with a powerfully built director ever again.
Well done you.
You are my hero of the day
Monkeylegend said:
Woody John said:
Monkeylegend said:
Woody John said:
Monkeylegend said:
Woody John said:
markyb_lcy said:
Woody John said:
Called in to my local spar this morning. Had to dodge a white one series diesel abandoned obstructing the entrance and about a car length outside the space it was supposed to be parked in. Went in to shop and when leaving a white x6 was parked right at the front door on the yellow hatch boxes. The scrote driving was just getting out of the car so i says 'that's some parking' while walking onwards, and he replies 'great isn't it', anyway I didnt break stride and turned right towards my car so he takes his chance and says 'you knob' and disappeared into the shop. Anyway I said fk it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'.
Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.
Wow you sound so hard.k it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'. Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.
I think if it was me you’d have had me standing in a pool of my own piss.
He will never mess with a powerfully built director ever again.
Well done you.
You are my hero of the day
Woody John said:
Called in to my local spar this morning. Had to dodge a white one series diesel abandoned obstructing the entrance and about a car length outside the space it was supposed to be parked in. Went in to shop and when leaving a white x6 was parked right at the front door on the yellow hatch boxes. The scrote driving was just getting out of the car so i says 'that's some parking' while walking onwards, and he replies 'great isn't it', anyway I didnt break stride and turned right towards my car so he takes his chance and says 'you knob' and disappeared into the shop. Anyway I said fk it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'.
Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.
I wish more people would do the same.k it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'. Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.
Then we wouldn't have so many of these bottom feeder douche bags wrongly thinking the world revolved around them.
I think its highly amusing when they thoroughly mince their pants online at the concept..
Woody John said:
Monkeylegend said:
Woody John said:
Monkeylegend said:
Woody John said:
markyb_lcy said:
Woody John said:
Called in to my local spar this morning. Had to dodge a white one series diesel abandoned obstructing the entrance and about a car length outside the space it was supposed to be parked in. Went in to shop and when leaving a white x6 was parked right at the front door on the yellow hatch boxes. The scrote driving was just getting out of the car so i says 'that's some parking' while walking onwards, and he replies 'great isn't it', anyway I didnt break stride and turned right towards my car so he takes his chance and says 'you knob' and disappeared into the shop. Anyway I said fk it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'.
Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.
Wow you sound so hard.k it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'. Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.
I think if it was me you’d have had me standing in a pool of my own piss.
He will never mess with a powerfully built director ever again.
Well done you.
You are my hero of the day
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Seems to have been deleted but just read it on daily mail. I actually saw this on Facebook when it happened and had a good chuckle to myself. Well done to the garage for standing their ground though.When people are so blinded by their arrogance, that they think the rules don't apply to them.
"Oh I can park here, it's not doing any harm"
"I won't be long"
"I know I haven't got the kids with me today but"
All arrogant ****s!!
Closely related to this...the berkshire hunts that don't think they should have to deal with the consequences of their actions.
"Why should I have to pay my parking ticket, it's a private firm and they're all thieves"
"Why would I pay anything if I can get out of it?"
"I know I broke the rules but I had a good reason"
fk me do people ike that wind me up!!! How these dishonourable lumps of excrement even look themselves in the mirror is beyond me.
Absolute scum and should be treated as such.
"Oh I can park here, it's not doing any harm"
"I won't be long"
"I know I haven't got the kids with me today but"
All arrogant ****s!!
Closely related to this...the berkshire hunts that don't think they should have to deal with the consequences of their actions.
"Why should I have to pay my parking ticket, it's a private firm and they're all thieves"
"Why would I pay anything if I can get out of it?"
"I know I broke the rules but I had a good reason"
f
k me do people ike that wind me up!!! How these dishonourable lumps of excrement even look themselves in the mirror is beyond me.Absolute scum and should be treated as such.
RazerSauber said:
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Seems to have been deleted but just read it on daily mail. I actually saw this on Facebook when it happened and had a good chuckle to myself. Well done to the garage for standing their ground though.Knob yesterday was the man-child in a hoodie and shorts (during Storm Dennis) leaping up and down and ranting in the live lane 2 of the A338 on-slip from Castle Lane in Bournemouth. It's a three lane road at the roundabout, reducing to two as it tapers onto the A338...
https://www.google.com/maps/@50.7484269,-1.8275715...
...the wee fella was wandering around in lane 2 pointing at some damage to the offside rear wheel arch of his little white Audi. Two other cars were also stopped in lane 1, one a Police car, and the other presumably the cause of the damage to the Leaping Leprechaun's car. He seemed adamant that the police officer should come around to inspect the damage, but the Police officer seemed more concerned in coaxing the demented gym-bunny off the live carriageway. Especially as it was pouring with rain, blowing a gale, and the traffic light at the crossing had just gone from red to green and three lanes of traffic were heading toward him.
A proper twerp and no mistake. I hope the police were "just passing", because it was nothing more than a wheel arch paint scrape, and could easily have been sorted by exchanging details. There was no sign of an ambulance, no debris on the carriageway, and unless this shaved ape was kicking off and threatening the other driver I could see no good reason for the police attending, other than to try to get the cars moving off the slip road in such nasty weather conditions.
https://www.google.com/maps/@50.7484269,-1.8275715...
...the wee fella was wandering around in lane 2 pointing at some damage to the offside rear wheel arch of his little white Audi. Two other cars were also stopped in lane 1, one a Police car, and the other presumably the cause of the damage to the Leaping Leprechaun's car. He seemed adamant that the police officer should come around to inspect the damage, but the Police officer seemed more concerned in coaxing the demented gym-bunny off the live carriageway. Especially as it was pouring with rain, blowing a gale, and the traffic light at the crossing had just gone from red to green and three lanes of traffic were heading toward him.
A proper twerp and no mistake. I hope the police were "just passing", because it was nothing more than a wheel arch paint scrape, and could easily have been sorted by exchanging details. There was no sign of an ambulance, no debris on the carriageway, and unless this shaved ape was kicking off and threatening the other driver I could see no good reason for the police attending, other than to try to get the cars moving off the slip road in such nasty weather conditions.
PorkInsider said:
I think it's probably this story: https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-ne...
that's the pillock. Lord.Vader said:
I’d have laughed in your face and continued to park like a tt just to wind you up even more that’s what the ‘scorte’ will take away from this.
Nice leased RR ??
Oh yes. Let’s all pretend that would really happen.t just to wind you up even more that’s what the ‘scorte’ will take away from this.Nice leased RR ??
More likely for you to sulk and then go on a website to pretend otherwise.
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