Weirdest ebay things for a fiver

[vtecyo]

Me and two mates have agreed to buy each other a present (everyone purchases 2) off ebay with only two paramteres. It has to come from eBay and it has to be up to £5.

If anyone is bored and looking to burn 30 minutes, I challenge you to assist my search. The weirder the better.

Current front runner is of course this (possibly NSFW): https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Willy-penis-phallic-sty...

but I feel it lacks imagination.

[cptsideways]

I bought a rather nice machined aluminium propeller from a Tigerfish Torpedo for £1 a few years back

[soad]

https://www.findmeagift.co.uk/secret-santa/rude-an...

Some ideas, similar should be on the fleabay also.

[NoisyGriff]

vtecyo said:

...Current front runner is of course this (possibly NSFW): https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Willy-penis-phallic-sty...

but I feel it lacks imagination.

ebay said:

For external use only

[gtidriver]

Not quite a fiver, but a small contest with a neighbour after a beer session i ended up challenging him to buy the largest item for less the £20 delivered. I won with a 5m length of aluminium box tubing,less than an inch wide. Amazingly it was delivered in one straight piece as well.

Edited by gtidriver on Friday 17th November 00:47

[anonymous-user]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-in-1-alarm-key-holder...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WW2-TOILET-ROLL-PART-OF...
A little over budget but would do 2 presents
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Genuine-IZAL-medicated-...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Brainbox-Candy-Not-Wear...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Who-Killed-Constable-Coc...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VHS-VCR-Cassette-Tape-V...

[Shakermaker]

the "Job lot and whole sale" search function on ebay is surely a winner in this category?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/Mixed-Lots/48461/i.html...

[vtecyo]

Shakermaker said:

the "Job lot and whole sale" search function on ebay is surely a winner in this category?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/Mixed-Lots/48461/i.html...

Link doesn't work on mobile.

[northwest monkey]

Donald Trump bog roll.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-ply-Donald-Trump-Funn...

[cptsideways]

anonymous said:

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It's about 18" Diameter, its hanging on my conservatory wall along with a few other trophies.

[TheD]

cptsideways said:

I bought a rather nice machined aluminium propeller from a Tigerfish Torpedo for £1 a few years back

That is awesome. Great find

[anonymous-user]

Just Can't Wait Toilet Card

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Just-Cant-Wait-Toilet-C...

[Easternlight]

cptsideways said:

I bought a rather nice machined aluminium propeller from a Tigerfish Torpedo for £1 a few years back

Really doesn't look like aluminium to me, more likley a bronze of some type?

Engineer pedant mode off/