RE: BMW M5 (F90): Driven

RE: BMW M5 (F90): Driven

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anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 7th December 2017
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Ares said:
BMWBen said:
Shouldn't you two just get a room?
Most certainly not. He'd spend all his time arguing that it wasn't a room, and that the room website describe it as a unicorn hut.
I know it is a distraction but that made me laugh smile

Ares

11,000 posts

120 months

Thursday 7th December 2017
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RSK21 said:
Ares said:
BMWBen said:
Shouldn't you two just get a room?
Most certainly not. He'd spend all his time arguing that it wasn't a room, and that the room website describe it as a unicorn hut.
I know it is a distraction but that made me laugh smile
It was the intention. Life is WAY too serious, especially on here wink

AreOut

3,658 posts

161 months

Thursday 7th December 2017
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Ares said:
The point being that the F10 didn't have a catalogue of issues (merely as more modern cars are less likely to), and thus are not subject to finding workarounds.

Cars have been criticised for being too complex for 25years now, the argument being they will be impossible to work on as they get older. And yet, they are just as easy, and more commonly easier, as the workshops respond who to the car's needs have corresponding equipment.
umm, F10 does have its own issues and yes, equipment is becoming more expensive, any neighbour with a bit of technical knowledge and basic tools could fix your E39, try that with F10

Patrick Bateman said:
And how many VANOS units were unnecessarily replaced at ridiculous cost under warranty because they sounded a bit clattery despite not being an actual issue? Thereby inflating the apparent costs to daft levels.
exactly, mine sounded a bit rough especially when cold but I didn't mind and it wasn't really noticeable until you opened the hood

p1stonhead said:
Switchable 4wd / 2wd is genius isnt it?!

Best of both worlds!

Or is not quite that simple?
it isn't, you are hauling two hundred pounds of dead weight all the time you don't need 4wd, which for most users will be most of the time

Ares

11,000 posts

120 months

Thursday 7th December 2017
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AreOut said:
Ares said:
The point being that the F10 didn't have a catalogue of issues (merely as more modern cars are less likely to), and thus are not subject to finding workarounds.

Cars have been criticised for being too complex for 25years now, the argument being they will be impossible to work on as they get older. And yet, they are just as easy, and more commonly easier, as the workshops respond who to the car's needs have corresponding equipment.
umm, F10 does have its own issues and yes, equipment is becoming more expensive, any neighbour with a bit of technical knowledge and basic tools could fix your E39, try that with F10
You think? They were criticised at launch for being so complex they would be main dealer only for their life. (as with every luxury car for 25/30yrs)

Also....how many individuals really fix their own cars nowadays? 1%? 0.1%? 0.01%? Not really an issue.


popeyewhite

19,805 posts

120 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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Ares said:
BMWBen said:
Shouldn't you two just get a room?
Most certainly not. He'd spend all his time arguing that it wasn't a room, and that the room website describe it as a unicorn hut.
Excuse me? Irony-meter off the scale now rofl
FIFTH time now
popeyewhite said:
The M535, came before any 3 series version. And they were built because MB had the 190 2.3 16v, were racing it, and BMW "had nothing to respond with". BMW had no sports version of the 5 series at this time so decided to build one, hence the M535 in 1984. It's all on the M Division website.

E65Ross

35,051 posts

212 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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I may be wrong, but I don't think so. You say the M535i came before any 3 series model? Didn't the M535i come out in 1979? In which case, the E21 predates that by some years, no?

Jumbo_Frames

45 posts

183 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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Zad said:
I'm guessing that this bit was designed in their USA design studio. Just put all the things on. ALL THE THINGS. AND MORE!!!



Shame about the gearbox and the fake sound, but hey, I'd cope if they gave me one!
love an m5 but good god that is awful!!!

Leins

9,461 posts

148 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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Jumbo_Frames said:
Zad said:
I'm guessing that this bit was designed in their USA design studio. Just put all the things on. ALL THE THINGS. AND MORE!!!



Shame about the gearbox and the fake sound, but hey, I'd cope if they gave me one!
love an m5 but good god that is awful!!!
Bit of a change from the Nurburgring settings available on an E34 biggrin


BMWBen

4,899 posts

201 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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Leins said:
Jumbo_Frames said:
Zad said:
I'm guessing that this bit was designed in their USA design studio. Just put all the things on. ALL THE THINGS. AND MORE!!!



Shame about the gearbox and the fake sound, but hey, I'd cope if they gave me one!
love an m5 but good god that is awful!!!
Bit of a change from the Nurburgring settings available on an E34 biggrin

I've got nothing against lots of options - but that is a truly terrible piece of design! (The F10 gearstick and associated argos stereo buttons, that is)

Ares

11,000 posts

120 months

Friday 8th December 2017
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popeyewhite said:
Ares said:
BMWBen said:
Shouldn't you two just get a room?
Most certainly not. He'd spend all his time arguing that it wasn't a room, and that the room website describe it as a unicorn hut.
Excuse me? Irony-meter off the scale now rofl
FIFTH time now
popeyewhite said:
The M535, came before any 3 series version. And they were built because MB had the 190 2.3 16v, were racing it, and BMW "had nothing to respond with". BMW had no sports version of the 5 series at this time so decided to build one, hence the M535 in 1984. It's all on the M Division website.
rolleyes

I'll let you review the numerous times this has been answered. But feel free to keep requoting yourself.