A Case Study in Being a Bellend

A Case Study in Being a Bellend

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thatguy11

Original Poster:

640 posts

122 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Audi? Check
White? Check
Private Plate? Check
Blinding me for 10 full minutes while stopped at a crossing? Check Check Check

How inconsiderate do you need to be? People really don't appreciate how dazzling modern LED brake lights are at night, especially close up. It's probably borderline dangerous scorching the retinas of the driver behind you. I know this topic has been done before but I felt like a rant as this is one of my absolute biggest pet peeves on the road. Plus it just amused me slightly that I happened across a near-perfect score of bellend bingo.

eldar

21,614 posts

195 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Private plate?

I wonder who the bellend is here.

dibblecorse

6,872 posts

191 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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thatguy11 said:


Audi? Check
White? Check
Private Plate? Check
Blinding me for 10 full minutes while stopped at a crossing? Check Check Check

How inconsiderate do you need to be? People really don't appreciate how dazzling modern LED brake lights are at night, especially close up. It's probably borderline dangerous scorching the retinas of the driver behind you. I know this topic has been done before but I felt like a rant as this is one of my absolute biggest pet peeves on the road. Plus it just amused me slightly that I happened across a near-perfect score of bellend bingo.
Next xmas, when you put your list in to Santa, be sure to ask for 'a life' .....

Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

189 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Is the critcism fair if it's an automatic? Whilst mine is not an Audi, I leave mine on the footbrake.

I'm all for being considerate, but cycling through the autobox every time I am stationary seems excessive to me. Admittedly though for a train crossing I'd stick it in park, but more for convenience than courtesy.

Same goes for my motorcycles, two of them are LEDs. Not sure how annoying they are, but I can't be going through all the gears to find neutral everytime I stop, it just isn't realistic.

Sorry!




andrewparker

7,906 posts

186 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Don’t cars with auto hold apply the brake lights when stationary?

Plus, 10 minutes at a level crossing?

Ninja59

3,691 posts

111 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Some of the most recent automatics with auto hold do not turn the lights off when they are engaged. Also, shifting to neutral often can cause additional wear.

Also in relation to the lights maybe backing off the car in front and following T&T might cause less eye strain. I assume you won't be using your phone whilst "driving" either...

Krikkit

26,500 posts

180 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Prof Prolapse said:
Is the critcism fair if it's an automatic? Whilst mine is not an Audi, I leave mine on the footbrake.

I'm all for being considerate, but cycling through the autobox every time I am stationary seems excessive to me. Admittedly though for a train crossing I'd stick it in park, but more for convenience than courtesy.

Same goes for my motorcycles, two of them are LEDs. Not sure how annoying they are, but I can't be going through all the gears to find neutral everytime I stop, it just isn't realistic.

Sorry!
Is it that hard to push an auto selector one notch into neutral? I manage with mine...

Ninja59 said:
Also, shifting to neutral often can cause additional wear.
Wear of what? Less wear than that of holding the brakes against the torque converter I'd wager, both being totally insignificant...

Edited by Krikkit on Tuesday 16th January 10:49

Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

189 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Krikkit said:
Is it that hard to push an auto selector one notch into neutral? I manage with mine...
In the car, in a single instance, no. But repeat the process thousands of times a year, for the very small minority of people who struggle with this, and I'd argue my inconvenience hugely outweighs theirs.

In the bikes, one is similarly an auto, the other one frankly, yes, finding neutral has always been a bit of a . So no chance there.



Car-Matt

1,923 posts

137 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Probably an Auto requiring footbrake (you dont put many modern auto's in Neutral anymore)

Move along, nothing to see here

Ninja59

3,691 posts

111 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Krikkit said:
Wear of what? Less wear than that of holding the brakes against the torque converter I'd wager, both being totally insignificant...

Edited by Krikkit on Tuesday 16th January 10:49
Shifting between neutral and drive constantly. Actually mine has no creep when using auto hold....turn auto hold off when parking though as it makes it easier.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

134 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Doesn't clean screen then complains of dazzling. Check
Judges people by make and colour of car. Check.
I wouldn't have private plates myself, but if it makes someone happy, go for it.
But yeah, 10 mins on the brakes is a bit stupid.
Did you turn your headlights down to sidelights while you were waiting btw?


The Dangerous Elk

4,642 posts

76 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Agree, inconsiderate tt who cannot use his/her car correctly.

RicksAlfas

13,355 posts

243 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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I think it's daft that the HOLD feature applies the brake lights, but there you go. On my Merc going from Drive to Park is a push of a button so it's not the end of the world for me. Certainly on older style autos it was considered better practice to leave it in D and use the foot brake.

To the OP, never go to America where the majority of cars are automatics.

zeb

3,193 posts

217 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Let me get this right.....

The OP is complaining that someone is stopped at a crossing with their brakes on.....?

First world problems......

Hoofy

76,253 posts

281 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zzEtxJkC7Y

What do you lot think?

Edit: At 7'15"

Edited by Hoofy on Tuesday 16th January 11:06

anonymous-user

53 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Now snowflakes blinded by light what next

dibblecorse

6,872 posts

191 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Not going as you expected here OP ??

catso

14,772 posts

266 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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That someone has nothing better to do than take a picture of this concerns me.

We live in a country full of petty rules, do-gooders and bottom inspectors, the more people mind their own business when no harm's being done the better off we would all be...

anonymous-user

53 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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The Spruce goose said:
Now snowflakes blinded by light what next
This.

The uk seems blighted with snowflakes.

Lotobear

6,233 posts

127 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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This annoys me as well, it's inconsiderate driving but it does happen a lot.

I make the point of knocking it into neutral and engaging the handbrake particularly when you know you're going to sitting for sometime, as at a level crossing. It's just good manners really.