Golden Advice that you've received or learned?

[Lambo FirstBlood]

You can’t save your arse and your face at the same time.

[Zoobeef]

Don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your cock.

[CS Garth]

Zoobeef said:

Don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your cock.

You can use a 3/8ths torque wrench with your cock?

[Vanin]

Zoobeef said:

Don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your cock.

I have never seen anyone operate a computer keyboard with their cock!

[lord trumpton]

Vanin said:

Zoobeef said:

Don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your cock.

I have never seen anyone operate a computer keyboard with their cock!

There's quite a few cocks operating keyboards in the NPE forum

[Riley Blue]

Click on 'Preveiw' before 'Sibmut'.

[ian in lancs]

JCollins said:

Turbotechnic said:

Never go into business with a friend.

or Family

absolutely! Learnt this the hard way. All was well until I wanted out.

[Djr1]

Life isn't fair. Just get on with it.

[p1stonhead]

If you are not 5 minutes early you are late.

[durbster]

When I was 16 and dating my first proper girlfriend, the only thing my Dad said about the relationship was:

Don't get her pregnant. Don't get engaged.

It's good advice.

[Antony Moxey]

p1stonhead said:

If you are not 5 minutes early you are late.

My BIL says that all the time. What a load of nonsense - if I have to be somewhere at 7:30 and walk through the door at 7:30 I'm on time, not late. If you wanted me there ready to do whatever it was we were planning to do at 7:30 then ask me to be there at 7:25 so I can prepare, but arriving on time is on time, it's not late.

[p1stonhead]

Antony Moxey said:

p1stonhead said:

If you are not 5 minutes early you are late.

My BIL says that all the time. What a load of nonsense - if I have to be somewhere at 7:30 and walk through the door at 7:30 I'm on time, not late. If you wanted me there ready to do whatever it was we were planning to do at 7:30 then ask me to be there at 7:25 so I can prepare, but arriving on time is on time, it's not late.

Well that’s you. It’s a good rule of thumb for me. I’ve always worked that way.

Turning up the literal second something starts just looks sloppy IMO.

Everyone is different obviously.

Edited by p1stonhead on Wednesday 17th January 08:24

[ikarl]

Tasmin200 said:

Don't even think "watch this"

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Or thinking/saying "one last time"

be it on a trackday/snowboard/woman.... one last go invariably ends badly!

[RacerMDR]

durbster said:

When I was 16 and dating my first proper girlfriend, the only thing my Dad said about the relationship was:

Don't get her pregnant. Don't get engaged.

It's good advice.

ha - that applies from 16 to Death

[samoht]

When approaching a blind crest or bend on a B-road, imagine there's a dozy old bint in a Fiat Punto who's halfway through a three-point turn, just out of sight.

[AudiSport]

When I was about 17 my Gran asked me if there were any girls in my life. I said no, nothing serious.

She smiled and said “why buy a book when you can have a library card”.

[swisstoni]

Slow in, fast out.

[Monkeylegend]

swisstoni said:

Slow in, fast out.

Roman Catholic?

[CrutyRammers]

Always be suspicious of the news you want to hear.

[av185]

Intelligence has it's limits.

Stupidity does not.