Top three Chav cars?

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av185

18,507 posts

127 months

Monday 22nd January 2018
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Another contender for Chavchariot tit of the month.

Parked within 10 metres of main gym entrance check.

A5 diesel in white check.

Chav badged as S5 check.

Self entitlement Chav parking on double yellows check.

Total obstruction of pavement for pedestrians and especially disabled wheelchair users check.

Obstruction of road for passing and reversing vehicles check.

What an absolute tt of the highest order.


anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 22nd January 2018
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st plate as well

classicyanktanks

Original Poster:

295 posts

77 months

Monday 22nd January 2018
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That’s got winter howling wolf scene fleece written all over it.

Awesome spot that.

andrewparker

8,014 posts

187 months

Monday 22nd January 2018
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Bet it’s got those really bright brake lights too...

Cold

15,243 posts

90 months

Monday 22nd January 2018
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Every single car ever. Ever. All of them, especially yours dear reader and the one you're about to buy.

treetops

1,177 posts

158 months

Monday 22nd January 2018
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120d
Impreza
Focus RS

davebem

746 posts

177 months

Monday 22nd January 2018
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Cold said:
Every single car ever. Ever. All of them, especially yours dear reader and the one you're about to buy.
Its not the cars fault, I think the conclusion to this thread is owners are chavs, not the cars.





..except that white audi, thats a chav.

vikingaero

10,315 posts

169 months

Monday 22nd January 2018
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av185 said:


Another contender for Chavchariot tit of the month.

Parked within 10 metres of main gym entrance check.

A5 diesel in white check.

Chav badged as S5 check.

Self entitlement Chav parking on double yellows check.

Total obstruction of pavement for pedestrians and especially disabled wheelchair users check.

Obstruction of road for passing and reversing vehicles check.

What an absolute tt of the highest order.
As I said earlier: The New Chavs

Chavs aren't the young anymore. They were once the underclass of Society, below the working classes.

Chavs are now working class, middle class, or upper class. Not only is it their behaviour but also their driving style and arrogance for any road law, coupled with disdain for morality in a social setting. Chavs can be your 40 something company rep in an Audi who chooses to say "fk You" through his driving style.

Janluke

2,581 posts

158 months

Monday 22nd January 2018
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Man you boys are harsh

The BMW and Audi just look like the majority of BMWs and Audis to me.

Wondering what that says about me :-)

Swampy1982

3,305 posts

111 months

Monday 22nd January 2018
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Terzo123 said:
TR4man said:
Jag_luvver said:
Volvo XC90
Jaguar XJ
TVR Chimaera
I think you may not have quite grasped what this topic is about.
Made me laugh
I'd swap the TVR for a Skoda superb

greysquirrel

332 posts

169 months

Monday 22nd January 2018
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treeroy said:
greysquirrel said:
Impreza.
Focus St/rs ( or any car that is still a run of the mill car and just because it goes fast doesn’t make it any better). They are usually driven in such a way to constantly show how fast they are, whether appropriate to the road conditions or not.
Old shape Vectra, always driven by would be criminals.
Sorry what? Focus RS is no better than the standard Focus? Wtf are you talking about.


curlyks2 said:
Fiesta, Corsa, generic-French-stbox.
The fiesta is the best selling car in the country, I suppose most people must be chavs then?
Where did I say it wasn’t better? If better is it still being a ford but with a really fast engine and better suspension and driven to the max by tts so it goes ‘woosh’. Amazing. I want one.

av185

18,507 posts

127 months

Monday 22nd January 2018
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Janluke said:
Man you boys are harsh

The BMW and Audi just look like the majority of BMWs and Audis to me.
Correct.

Many have hideous fk the law illegal chavplates, are often badly/inconsiderately/illegally parked as the A5 demonstrates and are driven by chavs who think they are above the law.

Plenty of examples to be observed at any supermarket car park near you.

Douglas Quaid

2,282 posts

85 months

Monday 22nd January 2018
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Focus st
Seat Leon fr
Clapped out vectors with big bore exhaust

Torcars

8,072 posts

189 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Bristol Blenheim.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Cold said:
Every single car ever. Ever. All of them, especially yours dear reader and the one you're about to buy.
Have one of these for making me chuckle on my dull morning commute beer

HedgeyGedgey

1,282 posts

94 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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The mk1 mx5. Often driven by yobs and very very badly modified

AllyBee

313 posts

154 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Mitsubishi L200.

Bonus marks if its Animal/Barbarian/Penetrator or Intruder spec, with blacked out windows and aftermarket wheels smile

Triumph Man

8,689 posts

168 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Janluke said:
Man you boys are harsh

The BMW and Audi just look like the majority of BMWs and Audis to me.

Wondering what that says about me :-)
I think with that Audi it's the way it's parked and the attitude it represents. You just know the owner is a some tattooed gym bunny who uses instagram and #squadgoals

Aphex

2,160 posts

200 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Around here its the 350z, mk1 tt and various guises of golf/bora

fido

16,796 posts

255 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2018
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Ford Fusion. Every one in my locale comes with a chav mum immobility badge.
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