RE: Shed of the Week: Volvo S60 R

RE: Shed of the Week: Volvo S60 R

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Too Drunk to Funk

804 posts

77 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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Ahbefive said:
Too Drunk to Funk said:
mrpenks said:
0-60 in 5 seconds?
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Yes, chinny reckon. Another road test says closer to 7s. 300bhp in a car weighing 1900kg isn't going to set the world on fire.
1667kgs.

They do 60 in 5s.
Another road test said closer to 7. I know which seems more likely.

S100HP

12,677 posts

167 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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Half tempted to buy it and drop the running gear into my XC70, making an XC70R

soad

32,891 posts

176 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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S100HP said:
That's too cheap
Borked you mean.

RedSwede

261 posts

194 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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I had one, a number of years back.

Remapped, with a manual gearbox, and it felt every single bit a low-5s car. An early, auto V70 yea, probably not so much.

This car would be absolutely the last place I would spend that money. It will be totally broken in every way - the Rs had plenty of fragility, and this one very clearly has not had it easy. As a result it will be nasty to drive and expensive to keep working.

As spares, or to soup-up a nice T5 (add yourself the Xenons, big brakes etc), OK. As a car to use, not something I'd want.

Dale487

1,334 posts

123 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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I always thought these were a straight 6, but you learn something new every day.

I like the under cover motorway cop black paint work - shame that it seems to be too cheap to be anything but a breaker or a money pit. Plus the back support on the driver's seat suggests how well its been used, as Volvo reputedly have the best seats in the business for comfort as well as safety.

I agree that the absence of photos of the damage mentioned in the advert triggers alarm bells.

CS Garth

2,860 posts

105 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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Blackpuddin said:
Toyoda said:
Anticlimax given this very same snotter was discussed here yesterday

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
Yes, that should have disqualified it rolleyes
Plagiarism by Shed no less! When you've finished your fag behind the bikeshed 50 lines "I must not take sheds from other threads"

MrBarry123

6,027 posts

121 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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Car-Matt said:
Top class shedding, perfect mix of performance and jeopardy!
yes

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BFleming

3,602 posts

143 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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A S60R for this money. It must be a miler (check), no ticket (almost check), and need money spending on it (check check check). I like these, especially in the metallic turquoise, which this one of course isn't. The S60's were a lovely place to be - I drove a 2.5T over a decade ago, but didn't take the leap - I either bought a Passat V5 or a 156 2.4 JTD instead - I honestly can't remember. I remember the S60 being a bit underpowered, but it was an auto, so maybe that explains it.
Great that this week's shed (and it is a shed, no doubt about it) is from a private seller, but one with no access to a hosepipe or a sponge.
After weeks of moaning about SOTW I'm finally happy. It won't last long.

Raudus42

163 posts

133 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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That looks properly shagged!

BTW, how is the wife Shed? I hope the PC idiots haven't got at you?

ae2006

179 posts

97 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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Ok, i really need to ask this: why are used cars so cheap in the UK?
The cheapest S60 R on mobile.de costs 5900€ (5240 GBP) and the next one is 8900€!

Edited by ae2006 on Friday 16th February 10:18

simonwedge

743 posts

180 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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The two week remaining MOT is the biggest warning sign for me. If the seller had any confidence at all that it wouldn't spectacularly fail another test he'd put it through one to help with the sale?

The Don of Croy

5,995 posts

159 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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Can we shed crowd fund it and have a proper laugh?

Davie

4,741 posts

215 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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I believe, if the owners groups are true, this sold at least a week ago and possibly to Russia but that perhaps should be taken with a pinch of salt!

However...

For £1250.00 it's a no brainer if you're of the 'right' mentality, ie buy it and run it to the MOT and if it a) survives that long and b) passes with minimal cost then keep driving and simply not caring until something hugely expensive and terminal happens... which would be no issue to the "right" buyer because the value of the parts in that thing is vast.

Brembo calipers are £500+
18" R alloys can fetch £500+
Front bumper is £250+
Headlights can be £150+ a piece...

I could go on and on but you have the engine, even if it cracked a liner there's the turbo, inlet manifold, sensors, coolers, rear diff, rransfer box, the many many complex and expensive electrical control units, the interior and even the 4C shocks would sell if used but in serviceable condition.

So yes, whoever bought this for £1250 or less got an absolute bargain and if broken up for spares and sold cleverly, they stand to make a rather agreeable return on investment and if the car turns out to be an ok one and let's be honest, it make be mechanically ok but just unloved cosmetically.... then run it till it dies or tidy it and flip it on for profit.

Either way, £1250 is a very safe buy... granted if you're not in the know, ie the type who'd take it to Volvo for all the work and you've never had oily fingernails then it's not for you as the bills these can generate are truly eye watering but for an anorak or a breaker, that is the bloody bargain of the century and I'm sat here utterly devastated that I never saw this sooner and had the bank transfer done before he'd even had time to hit submit on the advert!

Certainly not a shed to drive in the sense it'll soldier on till hell freezes over but then again, why not? Just because it's rough, unloved and cheap doesn't automatically mean it's a complete bucket... sometimes people just buy cars, drive them and generally don't care for what it is or perhaps aren't even aware... then when it's time is done, just sell on as an old Volvo. Same as the chap who sold the 2003 RS6 in superb condition aside for a small oil weep from the gearbox.... for £800.

Away now to cry myself to sleep over a missed opportunity.




Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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ae2006 said:
Ok, i really need to ask this: why are used cars so cheap in the UK?
The cheapest S60 R on mobile.de costs 5900€ (5240 GBP) and the next one ist 8900€!
We live in such a disposable society, and there is a huge amount of pressure on some people to be seen in the newest and latest model of anything.

Couple that with extensive fleet vehicles that companies replace every 3 years, and company car policies which tell people they can only drive something which is under 3/5/10 years old, means anything outside those brackets quickly becomes devalued.

FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

93 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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If you had the time and inclination you could probably make a tidy return by breaking it for parts.

At £1250 and with such a poor advert; it surely won't be pretty.

Barchettaman

6,308 posts

132 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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Shakermaker said:
ae2006 said:
Ok, i really need to ask this: why are used cars so cheap in the UK?
The cheapest S60 R on mobile.de costs 5900€ (5240 GBP) and the next one ist 8900€!
We live in such a disposable society, and there is a huge amount of pressure on some people to be seen in the newest and latest model of anything.

Couple that with extensive fleet vehicles that companies replace every 3 years, and company car policies which tell people they can only drive something which is under 3/5/10 years old, means anything outside those brackets quickly becomes devalued.
All of that, plus the fact that we have our steering wheels on the wrong side, limits their sellonability as they approach 'end of life'.

Usget

5,426 posts

211 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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I would rather KLF my money. More satisfying and no less expensive. This would be a complete and utter money pit.

dave_s13

13,814 posts

269 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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drgoatboy said:
Interesting shed, didn't even know these existed. This one looks well past its sell by date though. How on earth do you crack the glass on in front of the speedo?
Many brave pills required to buy this
V70 and v60 of this era were notorious for the clock unit failing. So it's probably been out and back in, maybe more than once, and someone's been a bit thuggish.


Would not buy anyway. Looks rough as aholes!

Hoofy

76,351 posts

282 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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Shakermaker said:
ae2006 said:
Ok, i really need to ask this: why are used cars so cheap in the UK?
The cheapest S60 R on mobile.de costs 5900€ (5240 GBP) and the next one ist 8900€!
We live in such a disposable society, and there is a huge amount of pressure on some people to be seen in the newest and latest model of anything.

Couple that with extensive fleet vehicles that companies replace every 3 years, and company car policies which tell people they can only drive something which is under 3/5/10 years old, means anything outside those brackets quickly becomes devalued.
I think you mean the specific car is fked. It's been keyed on the panels we can see, has 200k on the clock and no MOT. When buying a shed you want close to 12 months MOT.

Limpet

6,309 posts

161 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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Loved my S60. Easily the best built, most refined, and most comfortable car I've ever owned. It just felt unbreakable.

I would have another in a heartbeat, but I wouldn't gamble on this particular one. There is a huge choice of straight, clean, lesser model S60s out there at this money. If you are prepared to slum it with a 2.0T, you can get a really nice, sub 100k example with a full history and a fresh MOT for under £1500. Still has the lovely sounding 5 pot, and still does 60 in 8 secs, and a genuine 140 mph.

They aren't a "sporty" car, even with 250-300 bhp. A mate has a 2.0T and it suits the car really well. Useable ones are everywhere from £700 upwards, and nice ones seem to start at just over a grand.