What is the worst job you have ever had?

What is the worst job you have ever had?

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ArgfromTowie

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12 posts

75 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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The worst job I have ever had was door to door selling , 90% of them wouldn't even consider buying anything , plus it was raining.

fttm

3,686 posts

135 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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It involved Jane Mansfield and lobsters

rossub

4,442 posts

190 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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Car valet as a student. I sweat pretty badly with hard work and it was bloody awful in summer.

I remember the 200,000 mile Peugeot 405 that had been smoked in for every one of those miles. 3 full wet vac attempts to clean the seats and it still had nicotine stains.

ST_Nuts

1,487 posts

107 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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Working in a sweltering hot bakery hand kneading dough working 6pm - 3am. Managed 3 days.

rubes78

454 posts

220 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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Factory work when I was a student, basically packing up the lining material for inside dashboards etc. The place was like a furnace and had to wear a paper all in one suit and mask yet was still picking black crap out of my ears and nose after each 12 hour shift. I barely lasted a week before getting something else.

Promised Land

4,723 posts

209 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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3 weeks trying to sell Kirby's, that involved door to door to get names/numbers, then you went out at night and did two demo's, 1992 in a recession and flogging a cleaner for £1250.

I shifted 3 then walked, by then I'd realised why there was a revolving door of staff in the office.

alfie2244

11,292 posts

188 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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a saggarmaker's bottom knocker

4x4Tyke

6,506 posts

132 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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Summer Job peeling shallots for pickling, piece work in sweat box unit for Humber pickles.

trickywoo

11,788 posts

230 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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Night shift making airline meals in a factory.

The omlettes were the worse. Had to knock two tins out with each hand as fast as you could move. The first night I didn’t have the right gloves and knew it was hot but the black blisters on all my fingers the next day confirmed it.

Nearly everybody else working there seemed to be alkies taking constant nips.

On one memorable occasion a manager slipped on ice from leaking liquid nitrogen from the flash freezer and cut their neck open on the side of a conveyor. Blood everywhere which wasn’t cleaned until the end of the shift.

The money was st too.

alorotom

11,939 posts

187 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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Call centre ... cold calling for gas and electric

Sacked after the first day when I questioned the companies ethics and sales tactics (they were shocking and the business suvsequently went bust as a result of it)

Riley Blue

20,955 posts

226 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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Builder's labourer when I was a student in the '60s. I worked in a building where there had been a fire, stripping out asbestos before the building trade was really clued up about the risks.

stewies_minion

1,166 posts

187 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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Butcher’s boy aged 15.

Nothing like the smell of burning bone in a band saw. With extra maggots on warm days.

Character building.

bga

8,134 posts

251 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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PH related for once.

One summer before going to Uni I worked in a factory that made truck and car remoulds. My job was to grind off the flash after the tyres had come out of the moulds. I was there for a week before being told all my tyres failed QC because the moron who showed me had "forgotten" to tell me 2 key steps. I didn't return, I made more money for more enjoyable work in a boatyard.


Berkshire bred

985 posts

75 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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When i was 17 cutting bricks in half on a building site. Either with an enormous petrol cross cut saw with an 18 inch mason blade with no guards or safety equipment or with one of the hand held petrol cutters that are used for cutting tarmac.

The cross cut was awful as it used a water sprayer to keep the dust down so I got soaked. I did this 9 hours a day for 2 weeks. All for £3.00 an hour cash.

By the time I had driven to the site, paid for my lunch and work clothes I was poorer than when I started. Also had I had an accident I would have been fked as it was cash work.

GOG440

9,247 posts

190 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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Cleaning tables in a motorway services.
Surprisingly heavy work, on your feet for 8 hours, liked the people I worked with but hated the job. The absolute worst bit was mopping an area about 100m by 20. And all this for £1.29 an hour (in 1987/8)

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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Eighties clearing tables and dish washing in a busy cafe. It was 10 days straight covering a mate’s summer job while he was on holiday. Was about 14.

I got paid £1/hour!

The first week (7 days) I earned £77 (starting at 10 finishing 8pm). I was so exhausted I could barely move. I tried to quit but was told that if I did, they wouldn’t pay me anything (didn’t get paid till the end) so forced to struggle on.

bds.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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My current job, testing rams, covered in hydraulic fluid, boring as hell, but taking home 450 whilst i sort my life out

bazza white

3,558 posts

128 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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Cold calling on the phone selling windows.




I did go for an interview as a marketing manager which turned out to be taking a big bag of ste and selling it where ever you could. They dragged me around for hours before I walked off and returned to Cardiff. The company were bked a few years later for lying about job the description as people had left good jobs in the hope of becoming a marketing manager.

soad

32,894 posts

176 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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bazza white said:
Cold calling on the phone selling windows.
Coldseal? Used a phone book...wimmin (office staff) were super fit.

marksx

5,052 posts

190 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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Working in McDonald's

st pay, st hours, st 'tasks' to do, little Hitler supervisors, fking stars, going home smelling like a manky chip pan, the fking public. That.