Slowest "Performance" Brand Car ?

Slowest "Performance" Brand Car ?

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DoubleD

22,154 posts

108 months

Tuesday 20th March 2018
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Chestrockwell said:
You can call me a BMW fan boy but I think it’s perfectly warranted. They’re just so good!
They are mostly pretty good

Cruscotto

2 posts

74 months

Tuesday 20th March 2018
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Ares said:
neil1jnr said:
Easy

A180 'AMG'

Not even a slight change in name like 'M-Sport' or 'S-Line' to differentiate from the full fat version.

"I drive an A-class AMG"...yet it has a 1.5 diesel engine from Renault.
"A180 AMG-line"

Subtle difference.
Assistant to the Regional Manager

tomelliott1988

6 posts

79 months

Tuesday 20th March 2018
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I always thought this was sort-of-a-good-thing. Aston made the Cygnet so they could continue making crazy no-compromises V12/V8 cars. If Merc / BMW sell a metric ton of looks-great-goes-ok diesel hatchbacks with a fancy bodykit and 20" wheels.. and that gives them the financial freedom to develop and sell great stuff like the M2 / A45, then that works for me. Same story with the Cayenne. No Cayenne, no GT3 RS 4.0.

If they looked like your gran would drive it, young people wouldn't buy them. I don't care what badge they have to stick on the side to sell them, it's all for the greater good!


The Dangerous Elk

4,642 posts

77 months

Tuesday 20th March 2018
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if you think the motoring equivalent of a plastic shopping bag in the Andaman Sea is "for the greater good" that is.

alec.e

2,149 posts

124 months

Tuesday 20th March 2018
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Ares said:
daemon said:
Fast Bug said:
I've done a fair few miles since this thread has popped up, and I've been looking out at A Class AMG Line models. Not a single one had an AMG badge on it, the only A Class with an AMG badge I saw was an A45 biggrin
Agreed. Though i think the point was that some people referred to their A180d AMG Line as "the AMG" or "the A Class AMG", or that you can pretty much get an A45 replica in an A180d or more pertinently to our own car, people say to us "oh my mother / younger sister / aunt drives one of those" when they see our A45. No. She doesnt.
That's perhaps just the people you know wink
Winds me up more than it should, a friend who is a car guy repeatedly refers to his loaner E Class diesel as a AMG Merc...

cerb4.5lee

30,560 posts

180 months

Wednesday 21st March 2018
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alec.e said:
Winds me up more than it should, a friend who is a car guy repeatedly refers to his loaner E Class diesel as a AMG Merc...
Best one I saw was at my local garage when a chap was filling up what I thought was the E55 AMG, it had the quad pipes and the badges on the sides and boot...but he was filling it up using the diesel pump! Why would anyone want to pretend they have a car they don't actually have?!

RobM77

35,349 posts

234 months

Wednesday 21st March 2018
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cerb4.5lee said:
alec.e said:
Winds me up more than it should, a friend who is a car guy repeatedly refers to his loaner E Class diesel as a AMG Merc...
Best one I saw was at my local garage when a chap was filling up what I thought was the E55 AMG, it had the quad pipes and the badges on the sides and boot...but he was filling it up using the diesel pump! Why would anyone want to pretend they have a car they don't actually have?!
So it impresses people. Image means a lot to some people.

MC Bodge

21,628 posts

175 months

Wednesday 21st March 2018
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cerb4.5lee said:
Best one I saw was at my local garage when a chap was filling up what I thought was the E55 AMG, it had the quad pipes and the badges on the sides and boot...but he was filling it up using the diesel pump! Why would anyone want to pretend they have a car they don't actually have?!
Or he was making an expensive mistake?

Fun Bus

17,911 posts

218 months

Wednesday 21st March 2018
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It is image. Absolutely. Whereas many of us would debadge our C63s or rebadge an M3 as a 318i - some people go to great lengths to make sure others know they have something perceived as being "better than you..."

Stu08

703 posts

117 months

Wednesday 21st March 2018
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MC Bodge said:
Or he was making an expensive mistake?
laugh

daemon

35,816 posts

197 months

Wednesday 21st March 2018
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Ares said:
That's perhaps just the people you know wink
Yes most of them aren't car enthusiasts. It's just a red A class to them. It tends to be two extreme ends of the spectrum - its like "st it that an A45??" or "yes, we were going to get one of those, but we got a Golf 1.6 TDI SE instead".

Edited by daemon on Wednesday 21st March 10:35

daemon

35,816 posts

197 months

Wednesday 21st March 2018
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MC Bodge said:
cerb4.5lee said:
Best one I saw was at my local garage when a chap was filling up what I thought was the E55 AMG, it had the quad pipes and the badges on the sides and boot...but he was filling it up using the diesel pump! Why would anyone want to pretend they have a car they don't actually have?!
Or he was making an expensive mistake?
That made me LOL

thatdude

2,655 posts

127 months

Wednesday 21st March 2018
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Bit late to the party, but...I nominate the 2004-2005 model year Honda Civic 1.6i VTEC Sport (EP2 chassis designation). Looks sporty, has some type-R trim bits, allegedly the suspension from a type R (can anyone confirm that?) but woefully slow. 110 bhp at the crank.

cerb4.5lee

30,560 posts

180 months

Wednesday 21st March 2018
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Fun Bus said:
It is image. Absolutely. Whereas many of us would debadge our C63s or rebadge an M3 as a 318i - some people go to great lengths to make sure others know they have something perceived as being "better than you..."
That made me think back to someone on here who put a 520d badge on his M5 just for the crack!

cerb4.5lee

30,560 posts

180 months

Wednesday 21st March 2018
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daemon said:
MC Bodge said:
cerb4.5lee said:
Best one I saw was at my local garage when a chap was filling up what I thought was the E55 AMG, it had the quad pipes and the badges on the sides and boot...but he was filling it up using the diesel pump! Why would anyone want to pretend they have a car they don't actually have?!
Or he was making an expensive mistake?
That made me LOL
That is funny I agree, on closer inspection his exhaust tips were extremely black which gave the game away a fair bit close up. I was hoping it was the E55 AMG because they sound awesome. cloud9

RobM77

35,349 posts

234 months

Wednesday 21st March 2018
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thatdude said:
Bit late to the party, but...I nominate the 2004-2005 model year Honda Civic 1.6i VTEC Sport (EP2 chassis designation). Looks sporty, has some type-R trim bits, allegedly the suspension from a type R (can anyone confirm that?) but woefully slow. 110 bhp at the crank.
I looked into this for my wife for the FN2, the model after that, because she wanted Type R handling and suspension, but not the running costs. I never got a definitive answer, but I was told by a dealer that (for the FN2 at least) it was a step between normal and Type R suspension. We drove a standard one, which I thought was an extremely good everyday car, but my wife hated the suspension so much that she bought a Type R (which she's now selling several years later due to high running costs!).

I must say though, personally I always assumed Sport meant slightly different suspension and handling, but not necessarily an increase in performance. I don't assume a sports car is faster than a normal car (for example an MX5 is slower than many normal everyday cars), just better to drive.

Ares

11,000 posts

120 months

Wednesday 21st March 2018
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cerb4.5lee said:
That made me think back to someone on here who put a 520d badge on his M5 just for the crack!
...or the craic wink


Scobblelotcher

1,724 posts

112 months

Wednesday 21st March 2018
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Ares said:
cerb4.5lee said:
That made me think back to someone on here who put a 520d badge on his M5 just for the crack!
...or the craic wink
A bit like one of our PHers who has a bit of fun with badging.

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

hehe

Edited by Scobblelotcher on Wednesday 21st March 19:24

cerb4.5lee

30,560 posts

180 months

Wednesday 21st March 2018
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Scobblelotcher said:
Ares said:
cerb4.5lee said:
That made me think back to someone on here who put a 520d badge on his M5 just for the crack!
...or the craic wink
A bit like one of our PHers who has a bit of fun with badging.

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

hehe

Edited by Scobblelotcher on Wednesday 21st March 19:24
biggrin

Wills2

22,804 posts

175 months

Thursday 22nd March 2018
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culpz said:
So many assumptions linked in with personal preference, so little time.

I had a BMW 118i M Sport as a hire car for about 2-3 weeks. It was one of the worst new cars i've had the (dis)pleasure of driving. I genuinely wish i'd picked the other option, which was an Audi A3 2.0 TDI Sport. I just wanted to try the Beemer and see what it was like. It didn't take long to regret it.
I've just picked up a 118i as a loaner for the day, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it, I was really surprised at how smooth and torquey the engine is, it handles well, nicely built and cruises at 90mph perfectly.

I've no idea what you drive but the 118i is perfectly decent, I haven't driven one for years but it's good.

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Edited by Wills2 on Thursday 22 March 12:34