The "Sh*t Driving Caught On Cam" Thread (Vol 4)
Discussion
eldar said:
Lemming Train said:
You're doing it wrong 
.
You need to :
1. Drive over the centre of, or the wrong side of painted roundabouts, especially if you see other cars coming towards you and you'll be turning right then hold down your horn and fumble about trying to press the 'save clip' button on your dashcam.
2. Accelerate onto roundabouts like an F1 driver, especially if you see buses/artics waiting to emerge from the next road, then hold down your horn and fumble about trying to press the 'save clip' button on your dashcam.
3. Find roads where there are long lines of parked vehicles on the other side, wait until there is oncoming vehicle, then drive straight at them instead of waiting at a convenient gap, mouth "MY RIGHT OF WAY, GO BACK, GO BACK, YOU'RE ON CAMERA MATE!" then hold down your horn and fumble about trying to press the 'save clip' button on your dashcam.
4. Ensure you position yourself in the blind spot of any vehicle joining from a slip road so that you can get some footage of them driving into the side of you, then hold down your horn and fumble about trying to press the 'save clip' button on your dashcam.
You are quite right, following your advice, I’ve now got 34 clips to upload, and a very sore throat. .You need to :
1. Drive over the centre of, or the wrong side of painted roundabouts, especially if you see other cars coming towards you and you'll be turning right then hold down your horn and fumble about trying to press the 'save clip' button on your dashcam.
2. Accelerate onto roundabouts like an F1 driver, especially if you see buses/artics waiting to emerge from the next road, then hold down your horn and fumble about trying to press the 'save clip' button on your dashcam.
3. Find roads where there are long lines of parked vehicles on the other side, wait until there is oncoming vehicle, then drive straight at them instead of waiting at a convenient gap, mouth "MY RIGHT OF WAY, GO BACK, GO BACK, YOU'RE ON CAMERA MATE!" then hold down your horn and fumble about trying to press the 'save clip' button on your dashcam.
4. Ensure you position yourself in the blind spot of any vehicle joining from a slip road so that you can get some footage of them driving into the side of you, then hold down your horn and fumble about trying to press the 'save clip' button on your dashcam.
https://youtu.be/4xdM5JwEHZE
https://youtu.be/4fMPTlNsmI4
Bonus points if you upload lots of footage of your own bad driving that causes other motorists to react the way they do.
WarrenB said:
I'd not seen that one before 
. The guy is a proper fruitcake. Would love to meet him on the roads - the trolling possibilities would be endless 
.Lemming Train said:
You're doing it wrong .
You need to :
1. Drive over the centre of, or the wrong side of painted roundabouts, especially if you see other cars coming towards you and you'll be turning right then hold down your horn and fumble about trying to press the 'save clip' button on your dashcam.
2. Accelerate onto roundabouts like an F1 driver, especially if you see buses/artics waiting to emerge from the next road, then hold down your horn and fumble about trying to press the 'save clip' button on your dashcam.
3. Find roads where there are long lines of parked vehicles on the other side, wait until there is an oncoming vehicle, then drive straight at them instead of waiting at a convenient gap, mouth "MY RIGHT OF WAY, GO BACK, GO BACK, YOU'RE ON CAMERA MATE!" then hold down your horn and fumble about trying to press the 'save clip' button on your dashcam.
4. Ensure you position yourself in the blind spot of any vehicle joining from a slip road so that you can get some footage of them driving into the side of you, then hold down your horn and fumble about trying to press the 'save clip' button on your dashcam.
Don't forget doing a u-turn on a mini roundabout and being surprised when someone pull out into your path. .You need to :
1. Drive over the centre of, or the wrong side of painted roundabouts, especially if you see other cars coming towards you and you'll be turning right then hold down your horn and fumble about trying to press the 'save clip' button on your dashcam.
2. Accelerate onto roundabouts like an F1 driver, especially if you see buses/artics waiting to emerge from the next road, then hold down your horn and fumble about trying to press the 'save clip' button on your dashcam.
3. Find roads where there are long lines of parked vehicles on the other side, wait until there is an oncoming vehicle, then drive straight at them instead of waiting at a convenient gap, mouth "MY RIGHT OF WAY, GO BACK, GO BACK, YOU'RE ON CAMERA MATE!" then hold down your horn and fumble about trying to press the 'save clip' button on your dashcam.
4. Ensure you position yourself in the blind spot of any vehicle joining from a slip road so that you can get some footage of them driving into the side of you, then hold down your horn and fumble about trying to press the 'save clip' button on your dashcam.
Edited by Lemming Train on Monday 25th November 19:53
Lemming Train said:
WarrenB said:
I'd not seen that one before . The guy is a proper fruitcake. Would love to meet him on the roads - the trolling possibilities would be endless .It's not working
kev1974 said:
Lemming Train said:
WarrenB said:
I'd not seen that one before . The guy is a proper fruitcake. Would love to meet him on the roads - the trolling possibilities would be endless .It's not working
Byker28i said:
Drive Blind said:
Why was he arrested? It's a zafira, probably caught fire as he was driving which caused him to crash 
WarrenB said:
Here's a couple of examples from the infamous Stephen Bagwell on how to do it properly...
https://youtu.be/4xdM5JwEHZE
https://youtu.be/4fMPTlNsmI4
Bonus points if you upload lots of footage of your own bad driving that causes other motorists to react the way they do.
LMAO - I hadn't seen the tail gater one.... https://youtu.be/4xdM5JwEHZE
https://youtu.be/4fMPTlNsmI4
Bonus points if you upload lots of footage of your own bad driving that causes other motorists to react the way they do.
Out of curiosity does anyone know what car Mr Bagwell is driving in these vids?
SeeFive said:
kev1974 said:
Lemming Train said:
WarrenB said:
I'd not seen that one before . The guy is a proper fruitcake. Would love to meet him on the roads - the trolling possibilities would be endless .It's not working
- i use that road every day. wish i knew what car Stephen drives, but on 2nd thoughts, i'd rather not have anything to do with him. he sounds a little unhinged - and the calming music in the background SpydieNut said:
SeeFive said:
kev1974 said:
Lemming Train said:
WarrenB said:
I'd not seen that one before . The guy is a proper fruitcake. Would love to meet him on the roads - the trolling possibilities would be endless .It's not working
- i use that road every day. wish i knew what car Stephen drives, but on 2nd thoughts, i'd rather not have anything to do with him. he sounds a little unhinged - and the calming music in the background 
SpydieNut said:
SeeFive said:
kev1974 said:
Lemming Train said:
WarrenB said:
I'd not seen that one before . The guy is a proper fruitcake. Would love to meet him on the roads - the trolling possibilities would be endless .It's not working
- i use that road every day. wish i knew what car Stephen drives, but on 2nd thoughts, i'd rather not have anything to do with him. he sounds a little unhinged - and the calming music in the background I believe he used to drive a Corsa, going off some of his older videos. No idea if he still does though. I'm sure you'd be left in no doubt it was him though if you had the misfortune of passing him.
WarrenB said:
Lemming Train said:
eldar said:
mikal83 said:
wife asked if I would like a DC for chrimbo. ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I got one a year or so ago. Nothing even slightly exciting has happened. I’m disappoint. .You need to :
1. Drive over the centre of, or the wrong side of painted roundabouts, especially if you see other cars coming towards you and you'll be turning right then hold down your horn and fumble about trying to press the 'save clip' button on your dashcam.
2. Accelerate onto roundabouts like an F1 driver, especially if you see buses/artics waiting to emerge from the next road, then hold down your horn and fumble about trying to press the 'save clip' button on your dashcam.
3. Find roads where there are long lines of parked vehicles on the other side, wait until there is oncoming vehicle, then drive straight at them instead of waiting at a convenient gap, mouth "MY RIGHT OF WAY, GO BACK, GO BACK, YOU'RE ON CAMERA MATE!" then hold down your horn and fumble about trying to press the 'save clip' button on your dashcam.
4. Ensure you position yourself in the blind spot of any vehicle joining from a slip road so that you can get some footage of them driving into the side of you, then hold down your horn and fumble about trying to press the 'save clip' button on your dashcam.
WarrenB said:
SpydieNut said:
SeeFive said:
kev1974 said:
Lemming Train said:
WarrenB said:
I'd not seen that one before . The guy is a proper fruitcake. Would love to meet him on the roads - the trolling possibilities would be endless .It's not working
- i use that road every day. wish i knew what car Stephen drives, but on 2nd thoughts, i'd rather not have anything to do with him. he sounds a little unhinged - and the calming music in the background I believe he used to drive a Corsa, going off some of his older videos. No idea if he still does though. I'm sure you'd be left in no doubt it was him though if you had the misfortune of passing him.
SpydieNut said:
SeeFive said:
kev1974 said:
Lemming Train said:
WarrenB said:
I'd not seen that one before . The guy is a proper fruitcake. Would love to meet him on the roads - the trolling possibilities would be endless .It's not working
- i use that road every day. wish i knew what car Stephen drives, but on 2nd thoughts, i'd rather not have anything to do with him. he sounds a little unhinged - and the calming music in the background 
tty. Here is a video from the same idiot whereby he tries to justify his lane-hogging. When confronted about it in the comments section, he insists that "lane hogging is an urban myth used by drivers who want to SPEED in the right hand lane".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp5ZvQKxzxo&lc...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp5ZvQKxzxo&lc...
MrGTI6 said:
Here is a video from the same idiot whereby he tries to justify his lane-hogging. When confronted about it in the comments section, he insists that "lane hogging is an urban myth used by drivers who want to SPEED in the right hand lane".
...
There is some truth in that statement, but maybe it's not worded sensibly....
Some people want to exceed the speed limit, so complain if the driver in front is in the wrong lane.
Some people want to use the wrong lane but drive at the speed limit, and complain it the driver behind wants to speed.
They are both as bad as each other. You can't simply take the Highway Code and selectively ignore some of it, whilst complaining about others who are selectively ignoring a different part of it.
M4cruiser said:
MrGTI6 said:
Here is a video from the same idiot whereby he tries to justify his lane-hogging. When confronted about it in the comments section, he insists that "lane hogging is an urban myth used by drivers who want to SPEED in the right hand lane".
...
There is some truth in that statement, but maybe it's not worded sensibly....
Some people want to exceed the speed limit, so complain if the driver in front is in the wrong lane.
Some people want to use the wrong lane but drive at the speed limit, and complain it the driver behind wants to speed.
They are both as bad as each other. You can't simply take the Highway Code and selectively ignore some of it, whilst complaining about others who are selectively ignoring a different part of it.
blueg33 said:
M4cruiser said:
MrGTI6 said:
Here is a video from the same idiot whereby he tries to justify his lane-hogging. When confronted about it in the comments section, he insists that "lane hogging is an urban myth used by drivers who want to SPEED in the right hand lane".
...
There is some truth in that statement, but maybe it's not worded sensibly....
Some people want to exceed the speed limit, so complain if the driver in front is in the wrong lane.
Some people want to use the wrong lane but drive at the speed limit, and complain it the driver behind wants to speed.
They are both as bad as each other. You can't simply take the Highway Code and selectively ignore some of it, whilst complaining about others who are selectively ignoring a different part of it.
It's not my job to police the roads, and anyone who thinks it's theirs is either a police officer or a d
head (not that the two are mutually exclusive).MrGTI6 said:
blueg33 said:
M4cruiser said:
MrGTI6 said:
Here is a video from the same idiot whereby he tries to justify his lane-hogging. When confronted about it in the comments section, he insists that "lane hogging is an urban myth used by drivers who want to SPEED in the right hand lane".
...
There is some truth in that statement, but maybe it's not worded sensibly....
Some people want to exceed the speed limit, so complain if the driver in front is in the wrong lane.
Some people want to use the wrong lane but drive at the speed limit, and complain it the driver behind wants to speed.
They are both as bad as each other. You can't simply take the Highway Code and selectively ignore some of it, whilst complaining about others who are selectively ignoring a different part of it.
It's not my job to police the roads, and anyone who thinks it's theirs is either a police officer or a d
head (not that the two are mutually exclusive).M4cruiser said:
MrGTI6 said:
Here is a video from the same idiot whereby he tries to justify his lane-hogging. When confronted about it in the comments section, he insists that "lane hogging is an urban myth used by drivers who want to SPEED in the right hand lane".
...
There is some truth in that statement, but maybe it's not worded sensibly....
Some people want to exceed the speed limit, so complain if the driver in front is in the wrong lane.
Some people want to use the wrong lane but drive at the speed limit, and complain it the driver behind wants to speed.
They are both as bad as each other. You can't simply take the Highway Code and selectively ignore some of it, whilst complaining about others who are selectively ignoring a different part of it.
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