Weirdest thing you've seen whilst sat in your car?
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dave1409 said:
I once saw an ostrich on the hard shoulder of the M69, just standing there as I drove past.
Not trying to do an elevenerife on you, but a few years ago I was driving on the A62 in west yorkshire, a fairly residential area but with fields on one side of the road, I nearly crashed when I saw an Elephant in the field. I now know that the circus occasionally leaves animals in this field.
Just today I saw a two - tone gold and burgundy red Jag S type. Weird and horrid.
Other than that, I must continue the pissing theme. Driving along a street in Innsbruck and a guy on a bike had stopped and was taking a leak against a wall. Trouble is the wall was about 2 ft high. So anyone on the other side of the wall (presumably a garden) will have just seen the whole show. He might as well have been doing it in the middle of the street.
In SA near cape town I did once have an Ostrich keep pace with my 5 and half cylinder ISUZU pick up. I was on my own so no one got to see my comedy double take when I realised it really was there!
Other than that, I must continue the pissing theme. Driving along a street in Innsbruck and a guy on a bike had stopped and was taking a leak against a wall. Trouble is the wall was about 2 ft high. So anyone on the other side of the wall (presumably a garden) will have just seen the whole show. He might as well have been doing it in the middle of the street.
In SA near cape town I did once have an Ostrich keep pace with my 5 and half cylinder ISUZU pick up. I was on my own so no one got to see my comedy double take when I realised it really was there!
I was once sat outside of a takeaway awaiting my pizza being cooked (Roma pizza in Winlaton, for the curious) while a fight broke out in the shop. The police were quick on the scene and handcuffed the mouthiest chap. While they turned their back to deal with the rest of the scrap the handcuffed chap darted across the road and made his escape through a housing estate. I can only imagine the look on his missus' face when he burst through the door and asked her to get the hacksaw out!
My 4 memorable moments
1) about 5yrs ago I pulled up at a set of lights in my van and look at the car next to me and there was a rather attractive girl about 17-19 fully nude, my window was down and she proceeded to tel me she had her shorts and top ripped off her
2. When I was 19 I gave my then girlfriend a lift to town with her mates in my 3dr corsa when exiting the car her 2 friends had extremely short skirts and no underwear on, which made my day and they knew it (they’re no longer friends because of me lol and I split up with the gf about a week later)
3. Unfortunately this one involves my wife but during her driving test she was that nervous she stopped at a zebra crossing as a pigeon was on it (she’s never lived that down and has another crack at her test next week)
4, new Miller dam in Wakefield pulled up one night to have a cuppa n chill with my wife and a couple of friends and there was a car over in the corner with about 12 blokes round it all getting serviced by these 2 women didn’t hang around long tbh
1) about 5yrs ago I pulled up at a set of lights in my van and look at the car next to me and there was a rather attractive girl about 17-19 fully nude, my window was down and she proceeded to tel me she had her shorts and top ripped off her
2. When I was 19 I gave my then girlfriend a lift to town with her mates in my 3dr corsa when exiting the car her 2 friends had extremely short skirts and no underwear on, which made my day and they knew it (they’re no longer friends because of me lol and I split up with the gf about a week later)
3. Unfortunately this one involves my wife but during her driving test she was that nervous she stopped at a zebra crossing as a pigeon was on it (she’s never lived that down and has another crack at her test next week)
4, new Miller dam in Wakefield pulled up one night to have a cuppa n chill with my wife and a couple of friends and there was a car over in the corner with about 12 blokes round it all getting serviced by these 2 women didn’t hang around long tbh
ghost83 said:
4, new Miller dam in Wakefield pulled up one night to have a cuppa n chill with my wife and a couple of friends and there was a car over in the corner with about 12 blokes round it all getting serviced by these 2 women didn’t hang around long tbh
I'm no detective, but I put it to you that you were in the area to perform the exact same act as the others you observed.A few years ago I was driving on the M25 back from a meeting when I overtook a car in the middle lane doing around 65 - 70. The driver had his girlfriend, I presume, pretty much sitting in his lap full face snogging him. There was quite alot of traffic, as usual, l so I pretty much stayed next to them for about 10 miles and they didin't let up.
About 15 years, I pulled into the car park of Caswell beach in Swansea late at night with the then girlfriend at the time, intending on a bit of a snuggle. A there was no lighting in the car park, I flicked on my main beams and saw a Mercedes and a BMW, lights off and two gangs around each car examining items.
They looked at me, I noped the f
k out, and drove away!
They looked at me, I noped the f
k out, and drove away!ghost83 said:
there was a car over in the corner with about 12 blokes round it all getting serviced by these 2 women didn’t hang around long tbh
an inopportune burst of laughter from me, over this oneit really is true, all those sayings that "you can't make this stuff up" or "art mimics life"
Driving along in the afternoon one sunny day minding my own business when I glanced out the window to see what looked like a homeless drug addict with his pants down taking a dump on the pavement in full view of the road. 
Was on my way to work one morning and noticed this guy behind me riding on my bumper for ages with his seat on full recline. Typical BMW driver I thought so when we stopped at the lights I glared at him in my rear view being the tough guy that I am lol only to see a head pop up in front of him. Was what appeared to be a young good looking blonde that had been sucking him off while he was driving. She was laughing and wiping her mouth so I take it he was finished.
Was in Southport once aswell and seen a good looking girl parked next to me casually put her hand down her boyfriends pants in the passenger seat only to panic and jump back in her seat when she seen me approaching
Was on my way to work one morning and noticed this guy behind me riding on my bumper for ages with his seat on full recline. Typical BMW driver I thought so when we stopped at the lights I glared at him in my rear view being the tough guy that I am lol only to see a head pop up in front of him. Was what appeared to be a young good looking blonde that had been sucking him off while he was driving. She was laughing and wiping her mouth so I take it he was finished.
Was in Southport once aswell and seen a good looking girl parked next to me casually put her hand down her boyfriends pants in the passenger seat only to panic and jump back in her seat when she seen me approaching
I used to be heavily into off roading and was leading a group along some green lanes one day. We went through a rather deep ford that at the time of year would not be passable in anything other than a truck with a high air intake.
As we rounded the corner there was a mk1 focus in the lane. Clearly having driven 100yds or so along the lane from it’s other entrance and not expecting traffic to go through the deep Ford.
In the passenger seat was a ladies bottom. Dress hitched up around her waist. Bouncing enthusiastically up and down on her man in the passenger seat. When I tooted a little to make them aware of my presence, she jumped off him, moved her dress down in one smooth motion and swivelled over into the drivers seat. I’ve never seen a car move so quickly in reverse as they disappeared along the country lane.
As we rounded the corner there was a mk1 focus in the lane. Clearly having driven 100yds or so along the lane from it’s other entrance and not expecting traffic to go through the deep Ford.
In the passenger seat was a ladies bottom. Dress hitched up around her waist. Bouncing enthusiastically up and down on her man in the passenger seat. When I tooted a little to make them aware of my presence, she jumped off him, moved her dress down in one smooth motion and swivelled over into the drivers seat. I’ve never seen a car move so quickly in reverse as they disappeared along the country lane.
The Nur said:
unsprung said:
an inopportune burst of laughter from me, over this oneit really is true, all those sayings that "you can't make this stuff up" or "art mimics life"
in this instance "art" is a proxy for film and popular fictionas unusual as this sort of thing appears to be, in one's mind on a day to day basis, there's also a banal "oh there it is" about it in our blase and purportedly modern societies; all cliched and primal and a ribald sort of riposte to everything that's politically correct
EazyDuz said:
J4CKO said:
Does a bicycle count ?
Was on the way to work and got to a junction, upon which there is a cottage, no garden, no pavement it is literally in the road, it has a small area that is not in the way of any traffic where I stopped, a quiet single track road to one side and a normal road in front, beyond the road are fields.
I stopped to adjust my contact lens which was being a pain, so took my gloves off and sorted it out, was putting my gloves back on and there is a movement in my peripheral vision just to my left and I turn instinctively to register what it was, it was curtains in a floor to ceiling window being thrown back.
I am then looking straight up at a neatly trimmed lady garden,being a cottage it didnt have high ceilings so the proximity was alarming, it took a moment to compute, for both me and the lady who had assumed the houses position afforded a fair degree of privacy and wasnt expecting a stunned cyclist gawping up her flue
She dived back and I carried on my way, certainly a more memorable ride in than normal.
Im finding this story really hard to imagine. Cottage in the road? Can you find it on google maps? Floor to ceiling window, but you looked up? Was on the way to work and got to a junction, upon which there is a cottage, no garden, no pavement it is literally in the road, it has a small area that is not in the way of any traffic where I stopped, a quiet single track road to one side and a normal road in front, beyond the road are fields.
I stopped to adjust my contact lens which was being a pain, so took my gloves off and sorted it out, was putting my gloves back on and there is a movement in my peripheral vision just to my left and I turn instinctively to register what it was, it was curtains in a floor to ceiling window being thrown back.
I am then looking straight up at a neatly trimmed lady garden,being a cottage it didnt have high ceilings so the proximity was alarming, it took a moment to compute, for both me and the lady who had assumed the houses position afforded a fair degree of privacy and wasnt expecting a stunned cyclist gawping up her flue
She dived back and I carried on my way, certainly a more memorable ride in than normal.
That help ? I stopped in front of the steps to get out of the way of traffic to sort my contact lens out which was driving me daft.
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