RE: Shed of the Week: Rover Metro

RE: Shed of the Week: Rover Metro

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V8 FOU

2,973 posts

147 months

Friday 27th April 2018
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Back in the 90's CCC did a cheapo track car challenge thing.
Each journo + 1 Dave Walker had to buy a cheap car and then compare them on a track day at Brands.
So, there was a CitroenBX, Astra GTE, BMW 325 E30 and a Metro 1.4.
The winner? The Metro. There was a glorious pic of the guy in the Metro overtaking a Subaru.... think I might have the mag somewhere.

Anyway. Metros can be a right hoot - just don't have a rusty one. Great Shed.

Car-Matt

1,923 posts

138 months

Friday 27th April 2018
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DeIhk_bTpY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4xW01kAY2U

As per the article, can be made to go well with the 1.8vvc

That suspension is decent

JEMAutomotive

82 posts

180 months

Friday 27th April 2018
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Blast from the past as first car was a J Plate 1.1C 'Caribbean' special edition' The Special edition where a hand brake grip was an optional extra ! In reality probably the worst car I owned but the rose tinted spectacles mean I could love to own it now.

jdwoodbury

1,343 posts

206 months

Friday 27th April 2018
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I had a couple of these over my early driving years:

- 1986 Poo Brown Austin Metro (died)
- 1997 Rover 100 Kensington SE (Metro in a frock)
- 1992 Rover Metro GTi 1.4 MPI 16v (loved that car!)



Car was sold for an Escort RS Turbo (mk2) which was an unreliable piece of sh!@e

Plate spinner

17,696 posts

200 months

Friday 27th April 2018
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Tebbers said:
Lynn, I’m not driving a Mini Metro.
I’ll just talk over you.

Halmyre

11,190 posts

139 months

Friday 27th April 2018
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I had a Metro 1.3L for a few years. Fine little car it was too. Amazingly enough, given its reputation in here, I didn't die at any point while driving it, by a cunning plan of avoiding crashing it into things. When my wife got her first MX5 she was warned off by a colleague whose relative had almost perished in one. Eighteen years later and on her 6th MX5, she too is still walking (or driving) this earth. Moral: cars aren't unsafe, drivers are.

DanG355

531 posts

201 months

Friday 27th April 2018
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That thing is horrendous. Who would buy it and why? I like sheds (Sheds?) but this is the least desirable one I can recall seeing on here. I feel angry just looking at it.

molineux1980

1,200 posts

219 months

Friday 27th April 2018
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My wife had one as her first car. I quite enjoyed driving it, handled quite nicely and the 1.1 engine wasn't bad, especially compared to my brother 1.1 Fiesta he had a the time.

kmpowell

2,926 posts

228 months

sutts

897 posts

148 months

Friday 27th April 2018
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DanG355 said:
I feel angry just looking at it.
I don’t. A girl I shared a house with in my last year at university (96/97) had the identical car to this. She was a fitness instructor and generally wore very little around the house, and what she did wear was made of Lycra. You could crack walnuts between her cheeks, which were basically on show most of the time.

This shed has reminded me of these happy times, and for that reason I like it.

Limpet

6,309 posts

161 months

Friday 27th April 2018
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If someone had done a poo in 1994 and preserved it in immaculate condition for 24 years, it would merit the same level of interest as this. A very nice example of a turd, but it is still a turd.

PoopahScoopah

249 posts

125 months

Friday 27th April 2018
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Oh FFS! Really Shed? What a disappointing start to my Friday.

SR

237 posts

205 months

Friday 27th April 2018
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This is my mothers car, regrettably she's gone into a nursing home hence the reason for sale.
Mixed comments on here are valid.
I find it hideous to drive and certainly feel vulnerable on the rare occasions I have driven it but it is mint.
Surely someone would want it.
Tax is due at the end of the month so I'd consider £1350 and not having to renew the tax.

r11co

6,244 posts

230 months

Friday 27th April 2018
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RM said:
Yes, but the metro was in the unfortunate position of having been in production for 17 odd years, and still in production, by the time NCAP arrived. Most other 70s designed cars were out of production by 97. Plus the metro had it roots in an early 70s design.
The Citroen Saxo was based on a 1970's design (the Citroen LNA/Peugeot 104) and was effectively a facelift of a facelift (the intervening car being the AX) and suffered similarly poor levels of crash protection, but that wasn't one of the first things mentioned the last two times a VTR/VTS was the shed.

Mike Wood SST

10 posts

180 months

Friday 27th April 2018
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The Crack Fox said:
I have that on a t-shirt smile
Ah, ha! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Driving-Metro-Old-Skool-H...

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Friday 27th April 2018
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Plate spinner said:
Tebbers said:
Lynn, I’m not driving a Mini Metro.
I’ll just talk over you.
They've rebadged it you fool!

duncs

226 posts

267 months

Friday 27th April 2018
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SR said:
This is my mothers car, regrettably she's gone into a nursing home hence the reason for sale.
Mixed comments on here are valid.
I find it hideous to drive and certainly feel vulnerable on the rare occasions I have driven it but it is mint.
Surely someone would want it.
Tax is due at the end of the month so I'd consider £1350 and not having to renew the tax.
Looks good on the photos, could do with a better description and a few more pics if you're hoping to get top money. Maybe even a couple of underneath to show that it really is rust free teacher

Don't bother retaxing it if it's on the drive or in a garage, just get it sorned.

Most important, hope everything works out ok for your mum yes

shalmaneser

5,932 posts

195 months

Friday 27th April 2018
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Jim the Sunderer said:
"One owner from new, under 30,000 miles, lirterally like new, no dents, scratches or rust."

Of course there's rust on the bonnet latch area.

American definitions of 'lirterally' [sic] do my bloody head in.
Sounds literally like new to me.

vixen1700

22,893 posts

270 months

Friday 27th April 2018
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Plate spinner said:
Tebbers said:
Lynn, I’m not driving a Mini Metro.
I’ll just talk over you.
Always makes me laugh. hehe

Lotusgone

1,186 posts

127 months

Friday 27th April 2018
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One year, I will make it down to the Festival of the Unexceptional. Those entrants, and the owners' cars on club stands at the NEC show make for an interesting contrast to the powerful/luxurious/gorgeous (I did suffer supercar overload on my visit to Technoclassica Essen). Hopefully, if only for curiosity and nostalgia, it will find an owner who looks after it.