Horses shouldn't be allowed on the country roads
Discussion
Willy Nilly said:
lyonspride said:
Questions I want to ask about the cyclist V horse thing.....
Was this a yearly/regular event? and if so, why was the horse rider out on the road (and with a helmet cam on)?
It's almost certain that the event had signs up for 2 weeks prior to kick off and also almoat certain that the horse rider thought her (I assume) gentle hack should go ahead at all costs. We've had this at a cross country race. The 2 horse riders only needed to wait for a few minutes to let the runners go then they would be left alone. They instead choose the "I've got a horse, out of my way!" option. Was this a yearly/regular event? and if so, why was the horse rider out on the road (and with a helmet cam on)?
Now what's that parrot doing
popeyewhite said:
Limpet said:
I had a rather attractive woman on a horse blow me a kiss the other week as I passed.
It put a Cheshire can grin on my face for several minutes.
Horse riders are good with me
As an aside, one of the filthiest females I ever met worked as a stable girl.It put a Cheshire can grin on my face for several minutes.
Horse riders are good with me
tigamilla said:
popeyewhite said:
Limpet said:
I had a rather attractive woman on a horse blow me a kiss the other week as I passed.
It put a Cheshire can grin on my face for several minutes.
Horse riders are good with me
As an aside, one of the filthiest females I ever met worked as a stable girl.It put a Cheshire can grin on my face for several minutes.
Horse riders are good with me
Timmy45 said:
Horsey women are excellent for shagging, they are also, like all women who are excellent at shagging.... utterly mad. By all means have a dally with them, but for gods sake don't marry one.
+1, I had to end relations with my horsey FWB as it got a bit mental.I will add, only dally when young, before they assume their final form which will consist of some, if not all of the following:
no make up ever again
no bra either
straggly unkempt hair, like wire wool
face that looks 25 years older than actual age, the result of being blasted by freezing winds / rain / sleet at 5am every morning for ever and ever, amen. See statues on easter island for reference.
turquoise coloured fleece tops, sometimes with a wolf / horse print on.
cats, lots of cats
car that smells of yoghurt inside
Think that about covers it.
Cardinal Hips said:
no make up ever again
no bra either
straggly unkempt hair, like wire wool
face that looks 25 years older than actual age, the result of being blasted by freezing winds / rain / sleet at 5am every morning for ever and ever, amen. See statues on easter island for reference.
turquoise coloured fleece tops, sometimes with a wolf / horse print on.
cats, lots of cats
car that smells of yoghurt inside
Think that about covers it.
But they still remain filthy, yeah? no bra either
straggly unkempt hair, like wire wool
face that looks 25 years older than actual age, the result of being blasted by freezing winds / rain / sleet at 5am every morning for ever and ever, amen. See statues on easter island for reference.
turquoise coloured fleece tops, sometimes with a wolf / horse print on.
cats, lots of cats
car that smells of yoghurt inside
Think that about covers it.
Cardinal Hips said:
+1, I had to end relations with my horsey FWB as it got a bit mental.
I will add, only dally when young, before they assume their final form which will consist of some, if not all of the following:
no make up ever again
no bra either
straggly unkempt hair, like wire wool
face that looks 25 years older than actual age, the result of being blasted by freezing winds / rain / sleet at 5am every morning for ever and ever, amen. See statues on easter island for reference.
turquoise coloured fleece tops, sometimes with a wolf / horse print on.
cats, lots of cats
car that smells of yoghurt inside
Think that about covers it.
Poor teeth.I will add, only dally when young, before they assume their final form which will consist of some, if not all of the following:
no make up ever again
no bra either
straggly unkempt hair, like wire wool
face that looks 25 years older than actual age, the result of being blasted by freezing winds / rain / sleet at 5am every morning for ever and ever, amen. See statues on easter island for reference.
turquoise coloured fleece tops, sometimes with a wolf / horse print on.
cats, lots of cats
car that smells of yoghurt inside
Think that about covers it.
DonkeyApple said:
Mave said:
saaby93 said:
Remind anyone of another group of road users?
Not particularly. Why not say what's on your mind?
Buggyjam said:
I always had hopes of sassy birds in tight white jodhpurs looking for a roll round the hay like in the movies, but on the occasions where I’ve seen stables it’s more big muscles, horse dung and calloused hands (no, not from that , from holding forks I think)
We have a few very good looking ones at the minute. One in particular is stunning in any company but everytime I look at her my wallet whimpers. 2 horses, a lorry, a nice car, private education and no job as such. Daddies little girl. Willy Nilly said:
We have a few very good looking ones at the minute. One in particular is stunning in any company but everytime I look at her my wallet whimpers. 2 horses, a lorry, a nice car, private education and no job as such. Daddies little girl.
Wow you must go to some fancy stables! Yeah you’d need to have an oil well with a horsey woman. Horses eat money and s
t debt. Gassing Station | General Gassing | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff