Bland Cars

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podgeorge

Original Poster:

75 posts

145 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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I recently drove a new top of the range, Discovery Sport.

I don’t think I have ever driven such a soulless, boring and bland car in all my life.

Is it me or have car manufacturers really perfected the art of the soulless car?

It makes me sad that character seems to a a word absent from many major manufacturers specification these days.


Big Al.

68,830 posts

258 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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You want to try a Velar! even worse.

ETA

IMHO. smile

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

163 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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As per 2 recent threads ,I bet the colour chart ,full of greys isn't up to much either.

Shaw Tarse

31,543 posts

203 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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So what do you usually drive?

podgeorge

Original Poster:

75 posts

145 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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Shaw Tarse said:
So what do you usually drive?
A Clio 182 and a Mk4 Golf TDI as a runaround.

Even the Golf has a decent character in comparison.

Interestingly I spent some time in MK2 Freelander for a while and as the precursor to the Dcovery Sport it was a much more interesting car IMO.

podgeorge

Original Poster:

75 posts

145 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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Big Al. said:
You want to try a Velar! even worse.

ETA

IMHO. smile
I hate to think

ciege

424 posts

99 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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It's because in general people don't like to think anymore...

Cars are terrible on the whole.

It's like bloody iphones, they've engineered all the dicking about with the IT out of them.

Remember the old days when you spent most of your time fixing everything, now everything works and is in an instant...

Yawn, I long for the excitement of a manual choke, chrome wheels which deflate overnight, computers that crash, satellite TV you have to retune...

Yes cars are designed by boring idiots and bought by them mostly frown

Pothole

34,367 posts

282 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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ciege said:
It's because in general people don't like to think anymore...

Cars are terrible on the whole.

It's like bloody iphones, they've engineered all the dicking about with the IT out of them.

Remember the old days when you spent most of your time fixing everything, now everything works and is in an instant...

Yawn, I long for the excitement of a manual choke, chrome wheels which deflate overnight, computers that crash, satellite TV you have to retune...

Yes cars are designed by boring idiots and bought by them mostly frown
I've never had a car with deflating wheels. That sounds jolly exciting!

E65Ross

35,050 posts

212 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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ciege said:
It's because in general people don't like to think anymore...

Cars are terrible on the whole.

It's like bloody iphones, they've engineered all the dicking about with the IT out of them.

Remember the old days when you spent most of your time fixing everything, now everything works and is in an instant...

Yawn, I long for the excitement of a manual choke, chrome wheels which deflate overnight, computers that crash, satellite TV you have to retune...

Yes cars are designed by boring idiots and bought by them mostly frown
Not sure if you're being serious?

Cars is much better as cars than they ever have been.

A while ago I had a car with a manual choke (sold the car in 2011), it was st compared to EFI.

Berkshire bred

985 posts

75 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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podgeorge said:
I recently drove a new top of the range, Discovery Sport.

I don’t think I have ever driven such a soulless, boring and bland car in all my life.

Is it me or have car manufacturers really perfected the art of the soulless car?

It makes me sad that character seems to a a word absent from many major manufacturers specification these days.
Yeah totally agree, I can think of nothing worse than owning and using something like a 520d or the like, I think when I decide to change cars next I may go back a step and try a 90's era car. Even my 2007 megane does too much for me and never stops fking beeping, at least it's a fun car though.

Jag_NE

2,973 posts

100 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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podgeorge said:
Shaw Tarse said:
So what do you usually drive?
A Clio 182 and a Mk4 Golf TDI as a runaround.

Even the Golf has a decent character in comparison.

Interestingly I spent some time in MK2 Freelander for a while and as the precursor to the Dcovery Sport it was a much more interesting car IMO.
I think you are confusing character with a car being old

podgeorge

Original Poster:

75 posts

145 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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Glad to hear I’m not alone.

+1 on the alloy wheels deflating, that does sound exciting, if a little tyresome

Perhaps PH should pioneer a new car review scale based on blandness... anybody got any acronym suggestions?

podgeorge

Original Poster:

75 posts

145 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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Jag_NE said:
podgeorge said:
Shaw Tarse said:
So what do you usually drive?
A Clio 182 and a Mk4 Golf TDI as a runaround.

Even the Golf has a decent character in comparison.

Interestingly I spent some time in MK2 Freelander for a while and as the precursor to the Dcovery Sport it was a much more interesting car IMO.
I think you are confusing character with a car being old
Perhaps, but it’s still more interesting to drive. I’d definitely say it is a more characterful steer!

E65Ross

35,050 posts

212 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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podgeorge said:
Jag_NE said:
podgeorge said:
Shaw Tarse said:
So what do you usually drive?
A Clio 182 and a Mk4 Golf TDI as a runaround.

Even the Golf has a decent character in comparison.

Interestingly I spent some time in MK2 Freelander for a while and as the precursor to the Dcovery Sport it was a much more interesting car IMO.
I think you are confusing character with a car being old
Perhaps, but it’s still more interesting to drive. I’d definitely say it is a more characterful steer!
But 99.9% of the population want something easy to drive which is reliable, safe and refined. Something that, generally, is far better in every respect than cars from 20-30 years ago.

FourWheelDrift

88,486 posts

284 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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podgeorge said:
Perhaps PH should pioneer a new car review scale based on blandness... anybody got any acronym suggestions?
Motors
I
Never
Get,
Ever.

Forget NCAP the Minge rating could take over the world.

podgeorge

Original Poster:

75 posts

145 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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FourWheelDrift said:
podgeorge said:
Perhaps PH should pioneer a new car review scale based on blandness... anybody got any acronym suggestions?
Motors
I
Never
Get,
Ever.

Forget NCAP the Minge rating could take over the world.
laugh sounds good to me

WaferThinHam

1,680 posts

130 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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podgeorge said:
laugh sounds good to me
What about

Anti-Fun
Reactive
Sensible
Eco

The brand new ARSE rating.

Berkshire bred

985 posts

75 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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Forget
Ur
Combustion
Knowledge

Best I could think of.

iphonedyou

9,246 posts

157 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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podgeorge said:
Even the Golf has a decent character in comparison.
Really.

Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

130 months

Sunday 15th July 2018
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Have cars ever really been interesting in the mainstream? I don’t think so.

Sure a few old sierras where rwd and light but then they broke down and rusted away within 100k

To the majority of people a car is just a tool, a nice place to be on our over crowded bad condition wet roads where you get a Royal bking for stepping out of line.

And when people dare to make a caricterful car no one buys them because they have flaws. Like the Alfa 4c or a GT86