RE: Vauxhall Astra VXR Nurburgring Edition: Spotted

RE: Vauxhall Astra VXR Nurburgring Edition: Spotted

Wednesday 18th July 2018

Vauxhall Astra VXR Nurburgring Edition: Spotted

From the badge that time forgot...



When it emerged that Vauxhall was about to be absorbed by PSA last year, the news appeared to make only a modest dent in the national psyche. Naturally there was concern for those working in Luton and Ellesmere Port, but there wasn't much handwringing about the future of the badge - in spite of the fact that it boasted a manufacturing history which stretched back even further than the inauguration of the Vauxhall Iron Works in 1897.

The reasons for this are manyfold. While it may very well have been producing cars longer than Rolls-Royce, the firm had been under foreign control since 1925. And while it enjoyed considerable independence from General Motors for the best part of fifty years, the last model which could call itself completely homegrown was launched in 1972. From then on, Vauxhall's output generally heralded from Germany - or was originally engineered there.


While this did not dent the brand's sales volume - far from it, in fact - it did help to ensure that the relationship between buyer and badge eventually boiled down to pragmatism. For as long as the cars were worthy, affordable, well-made and cheap to run, British buyers bought them. But when they ceased to be - or when the competition appeared to be doing it better or more stylishly - there was often precious little sentiment involved in disregarding the flag-waving griffin.

The logic was unimpeachable, and when the French strolled away from GM with the keys in 2017, it was reflected in the nation's ambivalence. Vauxhall, though, did not fully deserve all the shoulder-shrugging. Sure, it was guilty of more than its fair share of dross - far too much of it in recent memory - but it had done memorable and madcap things, too. It collaborated with Lotus; not once, but twice and at length. It imported the Monaro. Then it imported the HSV Clubsport R8. It even had a go with the Maloo.


More importantly, it had a long, storied history with the hot hatch - specifically the excitable sort that liked a quarterly visit to the nearest Kwik Fit. Granted, these too were eventually the work of the Opel Performance Center in Russelsheim, but because they were aimed at enthusiasts, they garnered a proper enthusiasts' following - one helped no end by the tuner's proclivity for building cars that were never short of trouser length.

Which brings us not very swiftly at all to 2008 and the subject of today's Spotted, the Vauxhall Astra VXR Nurburgring Edition. In 2005, just a year after launching the Mk5, the manufacturer dropped a 240hp 2.0-litre turbocharged engine - the Z20LEH - into it, and sent the result around the Nordschleife with Manuel Reuter at the controls. The former Le Mans winner came back in 8min 35secs, a stupendous, record-setting time for a front-drive hot hatch.


Where another car maker might have tripped over its spreadsheet trying to conceive of the best way to take advantage of such a feat, Vauxhall went straight for the special-edition jugular. The Nurburgring version, which was limited to 835 examples, got a Remus exhaust that liberated an extra 15hp, a slightly wider track and a marginally lower unsprung mass thanks to its new wheel and tyre combination.

The outcome, which rasped and crackled and went like stink, was probably an acquired taste when all is said and done (as everything with a chequered flag motif on it must be) but the point is that it was intended from the outset to appeal to the very small corner of the sales volume marked 'diehard fan' - and in the most unapologetic way. We like that about the old Vauxhall - together with the fact that £8,750 buys you more power than can be currently had from a Golf GTI - and it'll almost certainly be what we miss when PSA finally gets through with the job of turning the century-old griffin into something new and very different.


SPECIFICATION - VAUXHALL ASTRA VXR NURBURGRING EDITION
Engine:
1,998cc, turbo, 4-cyls
Transmission: 6-speed manual, front-wheel drive
Power (hp): 255@5,600rpm
Torque (lb ft): 236@2,400-5,000rpm
MPG: 30.7
CO2: 221g/km
First registered: 2008
Recorded mileage: 62,000
Price new: £21,295
Yours for: £8,750

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forzaminardi

Original Poster:

2,289 posts

187 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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Good hot hatch for the price, imo.

I recall there being an owner of one on PH who insisted on referring to his car as "The 'Burg" - anyone else remember that?

MagicalTrevor

6,476 posts

229 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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I hope this one has been thoroughly detailed. I couldn’t bear it if there was dirt and gunge behind the panels.

ShampooEfficient

4,267 posts

211 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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MagicalTrevor said:
I hope this one has been thoroughly detailed. I couldn’t bear it if there was dirt and gunge behind the panels.
hehe I think I know what you're getting at...

FD3Si

857 posts

144 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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Came here to make the above reference, beaten to it. biggrin

underwhelmist

1,857 posts

134 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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Article said:
cars that were never short of trouser length.
Eh?

Ahbefive

11,657 posts

172 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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If the Remus exhaust liberated an extra 15bhp why do the stats show 237bhp as per the standard models?

Gad-Westy

14,548 posts

213 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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ShampooEfficient said:
MagicalTrevor said:
I hope this one has been thoroughly detailed. I couldn’t bear it if there was dirt and gunge behind the panels.
hehe I think I know what you're getting at...
I can't look at these now without thinking about that 'reject'. Still makes me chuckle.

Drive Blind

5,092 posts

177 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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anything less than 42 layers of wax and I'm out

lindrup119

1,228 posts

143 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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Gad-Westy said:
ShampooEfficient said:
MagicalTrevor said:
I hope this one has been thoroughly detailed. I couldn’t bear it if there was dirt and gunge behind the panels.
hehe I think I know what you're getting at...
I can't look at these now without thinking about that 'reject'. Still makes me chuckle.
I vaguely remember this, but does anyone have a thread link so I can fully refresh my memory. I need a laugh this morning.

Gad-Westy

14,548 posts

213 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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lindrup119 said:
Gad-Westy said:
ShampooEfficient said:
MagicalTrevor said:
I hope this one has been thoroughly detailed. I couldn’t bear it if there was dirt and gunge behind the panels.
hehe I think I know what you're getting at...
I can't look at these now without thinking about that 'reject'. Still makes me chuckle.
I vaguely remember this, but does anyone have a thread link so I can fully refresh my memory. I need a laugh this morning.
Here


richs2891

897 posts

253 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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I can remember reading the detailing world post on the guy with the however many layers of wax and measuring the paint - and a slight defect in the paint - its a long read from memory and it just left me thinking - WHY ?

daveco

4,125 posts

207 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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richs2891 said:
I can remember reading the detailing world post on the guy with the however many layers of wax and measuring the paint - and a slight defect in the paint - its a long read from memory and it just left me thinking - WHY ?
I'd like to think it was an elaborate trolling exercise when he decided to wax and detail his hoover and take loads of photos as he did so.

Lazadude

1,732 posts

161 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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Drive Blind said:
anything less than 42 layers of wax and I'm out
He was using over 50 IIRC... at a rate of 3 layers a day.

Don't forget, you can only use the finest Evian water when washing the car down too. None of this tap water malarkey.

Joratk

432 posts

110 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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Remember reading on a forum years ago (might have been PH) about a bloke who was considering sending his back because the paint wasn't thick enough on the roof... Anyone recall?

edit: seems plenty do... Should read the replies before commenting biggrin

Georgeski

7 posts

129 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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Gad-Westy said:
lindrup119 said:
Gad-Westy said:
ShampooEfficient said:
MagicalTrevor said:
I hope this one has been thoroughly detailed. I couldn’t bear it if there was dirt and gunge behind the panels.
hehe I think I know what you're getting at...
I can't look at these now without thinking about that 'reject'. Still makes me chuckle.
I vaguely remember this, but does anyone have a thread link so I can fully refresh my memory. I need a laugh this morning.
Here
What an absolute nutter...…..

IanJ9375

1,468 posts

216 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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Ahbefive said:
If the Remus exhaust liberated an extra 15bhp why do the stats show 237bhp as per the standard models?
Because all 835 of them were ferried to Triple 8 (they had a VXR Performance Centre there and no nothing to do with that BS from Thorney Motorsport).
Whilst there the Remus was fitted so at point of import they are for all intents and purposes the same car out the factory, Vauxhall also managed to get the same ABI code on the car with the declared Exhaust in place.

Truth be told with a decent exhaust, reworked induction and non-restrictive pipework it was possible to see 270ish from the Z20LEH


UmpaLoompa

1,789 posts

161 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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Is it too soon to state but perhaps Nic Cackett is reading the comments on his articles...this was much easier to read and digest and I actually enjoyed the article. Hallelujah!

Ahbefive

11,657 posts

172 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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UmpaLoompa said:
Is it too soon to state but perhaps Nic Cackett is reading the comments on his articles...this was much easier to read and digest and I actually enjoyed the article. Hallelujah!
So much easier in fact that I didn't realise he wrote it.

HardMiles

317 posts

86 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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Wow, that thread of detailing was unreal. Bet that bloke hasn’t ever been laid! I mean, I like a clean car, but cleaning your wheels for 90 minutes 3-5 times a week?!

kuro

1,621 posts

119 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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I remember reading the thread on the blue vxr and thinking it was all a massive waste of time.