Modern BMWs - The ultimate upperclass chav machine

[RemyMartin81D]

This has to be one of the most childish and petty threads on Piston heads for ages, I do sincerely hope it keeps going.

[av185]

Yep top unintentiinal comedy and great entertainment provided by the usual pea brained posters.

You know who you are

[anonymous-user]

av185 said:

Yep top unintentiinal comedy and great entertainment provided by the usual pea brained posters.

You know who you are

Self recognition not a strong point AV ?

I would have thought slagging off one’s paying customers was rather pea-brained ?

PH’s very own Gerald Ratner !

[Mike335i]

av185 said:

Yep top unintentiinal comedy and great entertainment provided by the usual pea brained posters.

You know who you are

But you are one of them? That is the irony, you keep pressing all the buttons to keep this going.

As I said before, no one is coming out of this well.

[av185]

Brooking10 said:

av185 said:

Yep top unintentiinal comedy and great entertainment provided by the usual pea brained posters.

You know who you are

Self recognition not a strong point AV ?

What does the senior member of your family who is responsible for building the businesses you purport as your own think of you slagging off your paying punters ?

Haha right on cue thought you would respond to my post about pea brained!

Not that I am suggesting you are of course.

Nice try on the second paragraph.

[anonymous-user]

av185 said:

Haha right on cue thought you would respond to my post about pea brained!

Not that I am suggesting you are of course.

Nice try on the second paragraph.

Another brilliantly thought out playground response

Fair cop on the second para though. I thought better of it but you seem thick skinned enough

So it’s out there now so what does the person responsible think about you being such a bellend about the family business ? It clearly isn’t something you built yourself or you wouldn’t treat it with such disdain.

Edited by anonymous-user on Thursday 27th September 10:37

[Triumph Man]

I have two BMWs - one is 16 years old and has a private plate, the other is 23 years old and has no MoT and is currently parked on the lawn...

[av185]

Triumph Man said:

I have two BMWs - one is 16 years old and has a private plate, the other is 23 years old and has no MoT and is currently parked on the lawn...

Ah yes the E39 probably the last of the pre Chav era properly made BMWs.

I see the E39 M5 reached was it £145k at auction the other week!

[Deep Thought]

av185 said:

I see the E39 M5 reached was it £145k at auction the other week!

I think we've established - based on your responses - that the price of the car involved clearly doesnt prevent it being owned by a chav

[av185]

Deep Thought said:

the price of the car involved clearly doesnt prevent it being owned by a chav

The voice of personal experience.

[anonymous-user]

av185 said:

Deep Thought said:

the price of the car involved clearly doesnt prevent it being owned by a chav

The voice of personal experience.

And the hits keep on coming......

Daddy must be proud

[Deep Thought]

av185 said:

Deep Thought said:

the price of the car involved clearly doesnt prevent it being owned by a chav

The voice of personal experience.

When you have to remove wording from peoples posts to change the context and meaning, you're really having to clutch at straws.

[Deep Thought]

Brooking10 said:

av185 said:

Deep Thought said:

the price of the car involved clearly doesnt prevent it being owned by a chav

The voice of personal experience.

And the hits keep on coming......

Daddy must be proud

Indeed. He has the debating skills of a primary school child.

I suspect Daddy has never been proud though...

[av185]

It's awfully quiet in here without Yonex the official Chav BMW spokesperson.

Presumably he is fretting over the increased 'mumflies' on his new downgraded 1 series. :

Bless!

[anonymous-user]

av185 said:

It's awfully quiet in here without Yonex the official Chav BMW spokesperson.

Presumably he is fretting over the increased 'mumflies' on his new downgraded 1 series. :

Bless!

If I were him I would be out enjoying his Atom on a beautiful day like this.

What time can we expect today’s voyeur pics from the CCTV chief ?

[J4CKO]

av185 said:

It's awfully quiet in here without Yonex the official Chav BMW spokesperson.

Presumably he is fretting over the increased 'mumflies' on his new downgraded 1 series. :

Bless!

Havent you got a gym to run, a selection of Porsches to drive and young ladies to escort ?

Seems weird someone in that position spends so much time engaged in pointless tit for tat bickering.

[anonymous-user]

Brooking10 said:

If I were him I would be out enjoying his Atom on a beautiful day like this.

What time can we expect today’s voyeur pics from the CCTV chief ?

Unfortunately not, stuck abroad working far away from the Atom, at least it’s hot I’m not sure what he’s after, a date maybe, I keep telling him I’m not interested but he won’t take no for an answer. He’s probably not used to it what with his 911 down the gym

[Deep Thought]

J4CKO said:

av185 said:

It's awfully quiet in here without Yonex the official Chav BMW spokesperson.

Presumably he is fretting over the increased 'mumflies' on his new downgraded 1 series. :

Bless!

Havent you got a gym to run, a selection of Porsches to drive and young ladies to escort ?

Seems weird someone in that position spends so much time engaged in pointless tit for tat bickering.

Yeah thats what i cant understand? Why does he even remotely care? If i was in his (apparent) position things that seem to eat at him wouldnt even be on my radar (they're not now and i've nowhere near that lifestyle).

[anonymous-user]

Deep Thought said:

J4CKO said:

av185 said:

It's awfully quiet in here without Yonex the official Chav BMW spokesperson.

Presumably he is fretting over the increased 'mumflies' on his new downgraded 1 series. :

Bless!

Havent you got a gym to run, a selection of Porsches to drive and young ladies to escort ?

Seems weird someone in that position spends so much time engaged in pointless tit for tat bickering.

Yeah thats what i cant understand? Why does he even remotely care? If i was in his (apparent) position things that seem to eat at him wouldnt even be on my radar (they're not now and i've nowhere near that lifestyle).

I’m no Poirot but ...

A) All is not as it seems

Or

B) AV185 is a massive bellend who struggles with social norms

Or

C) A+B

[Deep Thought]

Brooking10 said:

I’m no Poirot but ...

A) All is not as it seems

Or

B) AV185 is a massive bellend who struggles with social norms

Or

C) A+B

Yeah, like with our other friend I suspect the overly critical of others facade covers a lot of "issues" behind the scenes.