Modern BMWs - The ultimate upperclass chav machine

Modern BMWs - The ultimate upperclass chav machine

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J4CKO

41,477 posts

200 months

Monday 10th September 2018
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bearman68 said:
Driver101 said:
What do the cool cats drives these days?

Just about every car has been ruled out due to image issues. What's left?
Anything immaculate and 15 years old. 10 at a push.

Old E46 330, Volvo V70, Saab aero, Alfa 156 maybe a 159, E39, I'm not up to speed on Merc, so can't comment on these - all these things are classy if well looked after and well maintained, and critically, unmodified.

Any fool can buy a new car, but you need to be dedicated and / or skilled to keep an old 'luxury' car on the road.

That's my take anyway.

And for comments almost diametrically opposed to those above - see the X2 M35 thread. PH where opinions matter. smile
Were they classy when new or have they become classy because they are old ?


I dont want to have to have skill and dedication to keep my daily driver going, been there,done that, painting, welding, rebuilding engines, plugging the laptop in, buying and fitting bits weekly.

I bought an M135i, Its a revelation not having to spend weekends faffing with it, everything works and it doesnt smell of oil or coolant, its suspension doesnt creak, I havent had a wheel off in the three months I have had it, I havent jacked it up, I dont have a list of pending tasks, I just get in and drive it, put petrol in it and give it a wash now and again.

I may go back to older cars at some point but not feeling like a fool with a newer one, no more of a Chav no that when I had a Red 944 but I got accused of a Mid Life Crisis then, 350Z was called the same, Audi TT meant I like mens bottoms and cut ladies hair apparently, Merc CLS I was accused of being a low tier drug dealer, Local Councillor and an old man.

Nothing wrong with older cars but dont make out people who get new ones are stupid, they arent the ones spending their Saturdays changing ball joints and handbrake cables.









av185

18,501 posts

127 months

Monday 10th September 2018
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Pica-Pica said:
Sorry - no white socks, but three degrees, do I qualify?
Quality 70s music.


SidewaysSi

10,742 posts

234 months

Monday 10th September 2018
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J4CKO said:
bearman68 said:
Driver101 said:
What do the cool cats drives these days?

Just about every car has been ruled out due to image issues. What's left?
Anything immaculate and 15 years old. 10 at a push.

Old E46 330, Volvo V70, Saab aero, Alfa 156 maybe a 159, E39, I'm not up to speed on Merc, so can't comment on these - all these things are classy if well looked after and well maintained, and critically, unmodified.

Any fool can buy a new car, but you need to be dedicated and / or skilled to keep an old 'luxury' car on the road.

That's my take anyway.

And for comments almost diametrically opposed to those above - see the X2 M35 thread. PH where opinions matter. smile
Were they classy when new or have they become classy because they are old ?


I dont want to have to have skill and dedication to keep my daily driver going, been there,done that, painting, welding, rebuilding engines, plugging the laptop in, buying and fitting bits weekly.

I bought an M135i, Its a revelation not having to spend weekends faffing with it, everything works and it doesnt smell of oil or coolant, its suspension doesnt creak, I havent had a wheel off in the three months I have had it, I havent jacked it up, I dont have a list of pending tasks, I just get in and drive it, put petrol in it and give it a wash now and again.

I may go back to older cars at some point but not feeling like a fool with a newer one, no more of a Chav no that when I had a Red 944 but I got accused of a Mid Life Crisis then, 350Z was called the same, Audi TT meant I like mens bottoms and cut ladies hair apparently, Merc CLS I was accused of being a low tier drug dealer, Local Councillor and an old man.

Nothing wrong with older cars but dont make out people who get new ones are stupid, they arent the ones spending their Saturdays changing ball joints and handbrake cables.

Buy poorly and yes that is probably the game but I have a 22 year old car which I use year round and nothing goes wrong. I put fuel in it, I wash it, I don't jack it up etc. It gets an annual service and that's about it.

And it is a damn sight more fun than the modern equivalent.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 10th September 2018
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German cars aren’t cool as we established a few weeks ago on another thread. Decent enough but no better than a modern day Ford, Vauxhall or Korean equivalent.

I really miss Saab before GM, they were cool.

Julian Thompson

2,526 posts

238 months

Monday 10th September 2018
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A cool person makes choices to satisfy themselves, not to project an image.

Thus, it’s possible for the same car to be either cool or uncool depending on who’s driving it and why...

SidewaysSi

10,742 posts

234 months

Monday 10th September 2018
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wormus said:
German cars aren’t cool as we established a few weeks ago on another thread. Decent enough but no better than a modern day Ford, Vauxhall or Korean equivalent.

I really miss Saab before GM, they were cool.
RWD makes a fair bit of difference though.

bearman68

4,652 posts

132 months

Monday 10th September 2018
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J4CKO said:
Were they classy when new or have they become classy because they are old ?


I dont want to have to have skill and dedication to keep my daily driver going, been there,done that, painting, welding, rebuilding engines, plugging the laptop in, buying and fitting bits weekly.

I bought an M135i, Its a revelation not having to spend weekends faffing with it, everything works and it doesnt smell of oil or coolant, its suspension doesnt creak, I havent had a wheel off in the three months I have had it, I havent jacked it up, I dont have a list of pending tasks, I just get in and drive it, put petrol in it and give it a wash now and again.

I may go back to older cars at some point but not feeling like a fool with a newer one, no more of a Chav no that when I had a Red 944 but I got accused of a Mid Life Crisis then, 350Z was called the same, Audi TT meant I like mens bottoms and cut ladies hair apparently, Merc CLS I was accused of being a low tier drug dealer, Local Councillor and an old man.

Nothing wrong with older cars but dont make out people who get new ones are stupid, they arent the ones spending their Saturdays changing ball joints and handbrake cables.

Fair point.
But I don't think a new car is classy. It's not - new cars are available to everyone if they want it. So if you have a newer car, you're part of the subset of everyone. Which is ordinary.

If you want to make a statement, you need to have done something interesting to make it.
And like it or not maintaining an older car very well, does make some kind of statement about your personal values. Usually because the cars mentioned have long ago passed their cost of economic repair.

But you know - everyone has an opinion and does what they think is best. So the best of luck to you, and crack on with whatever you want to drive,,,,, and I'll do the same. (which is normally a shed as I CBA to spend any money on a 'decent' car, and I'll trash it anyway)





delta0

2,348 posts

106 months

Monday 10th September 2018
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Pica-Pica said:
Born in an East Kent village, my granddad called me ‘me old chavvy’ (Romany for boy) lived in a new village Council house. Now drive a (paid cash for) BMW F30 335d. Sorry - no white socks, but three degrees, do I qualify?
It depends how you were exposed to them. Growing up “int’ North” they were all over the estates. So I just associate them as a status symbol in the estates.

BrassMan

1,483 posts

189 months

Monday 10th September 2018
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The OP's chap is very out of date. BMWs haven't been wker chariots in at least 15-20 years, although the 1 series is tempting some of them back from the Golf/Audi-3. The real current sign of an unbalanced mother crusher is white paint.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

167 months

Monday 10th September 2018
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In fairness to the OP's mate, BMW's do seem to attract the lower orders as they age (the cars, not the lower orders). The E90's now are going through their council phase now. They usually seem to come out the other side with some respectability when the enthusiasts that can afford to look after them properly get hold of them again.

My manager has had 3 BMW's as company cars, the one he has now is ok, but the E90 was a bit naughty and the E46 was a bloody nightmare, it got to the stage where he would only do local trips with it.

IntriguedUser

989 posts

121 months

Monday 10th September 2018
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Julian Thompson said:
A cool person makes choices to satisfy themselves, not to project an image.

Thus, it’s possible for the same car to be either cool or uncool depending on who’s driving it and why...
Didn't think it would be possible to summarize it in the way you just have!



Bennyjames28

1,702 posts

92 months

Monday 10th September 2018
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BMW make good cars. People want them.

As they depreciate more people can afford them.

What's the problem? The fact many are still on the road while other brands of similar ages are in the scrapyard says a lot about the cars.

I would happily drive an old or newer BMW. What I don't like is the cost of parts when you need them.

JaredVannett

Original Poster:

1,561 posts

143 months

Monday 10th September 2018
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MrGTI6 said:
JaredVannett said:
  1. "They wear white socks."
What's wrong with white socks?
No idea mate, that's what he said confused


J4CKO

41,477 posts

200 months

Monday 10th September 2018
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bearman68 said:
J4CKO said:
Were they classy when new or have they become classy because they are old ?


I dont want to have to have skill and dedication to keep my daily driver going, been there,done that, painting, welding, rebuilding engines, plugging the laptop in, buying and fitting bits weekly.

I bought an M135i, Its a revelation not having to spend weekends faffing with it, everything works and it doesnt smell of oil or coolant, its suspension doesnt creak, I havent had a wheel off in the three months I have had it, I havent jacked it up, I dont have a list of pending tasks, I just get in and drive it, put petrol in it and give it a wash now and again.

I may go back to older cars at some point but not feeling like a fool with a newer one, no more of a Chav no that when I had a Red 944 but I got accused of a Mid Life Crisis then, 350Z was called the same, Audi TT meant I like mens bottoms and cut ladies hair apparently, Merc CLS I was accused of being a low tier drug dealer, Local Councillor and an old man.

Nothing wrong with older cars but dont make out people who get new ones are stupid, they arent the ones spending their Saturdays changing ball joints and handbrake cables.

Fair point.
But I don't think a new car is classy. It's not - new cars are available to everyone if they want it. So if you have a newer car, you're part of the subset of everyone. Which is ordinary.

If you want to make a statement, you need to have done something interesting to make it.
And like it or not maintaining an older car very well, does make some kind of statement about your personal values. Usually because the cars mentioned have long ago passed their cost of economic repair.

But you know - everyone has an opinion and does what they think is best. So the best of luck to you, and crack on with whatever you want to drive,,,,, and I'll do the same. (which is normally a shed as I CBA to spend any money on a 'decent' car, and I'll trash it anyway)
I sort of know what you are getting at, it isnt generally very individual having a new car, especially a One Series BMW but I thought I should try it for once after a series of fairly unusual older cars.





alec.e

2,149 posts

124 months

Monday 10th September 2018
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Don't see them as any worse/better than any other German premium brand.
320d seem to be eyerwhere, but less common models are more apealing personally.
Been happy with my 650i, see very few on the roads and drives fantastic for a heavy car.

MrGTI6

3,160 posts

130 months

Monday 10th September 2018
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JaredVannett said:
MrGTI6 said:
JaredVannett said:
  1. "They wear white socks."
What's wrong with white socks?
No idea mate, that's what he said confused
So long as they're not too crusty I can't see the problem.

Mike335i

5,002 posts

102 months

Monday 10th September 2018
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People do come up with nonsense

J4CKO

41,477 posts

200 months

Monday 10th September 2018
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Bennyjames28 said:
BMW make good cars. People want them.

As they depreciate more people can afford them.

What's the problem? The fact many are still on the road while other brands of similar ages are in the scrapyard says a lot about the cars.

I would happily drive an old or newer BMW. What I don't like is the cost of parts when you need them.
Are they really that expensive for parts though ?

A lot of bits, especially consumables are dead cheap, same with Mercs and Audis, then you have the option of secondhand bits.

Am talking about the normal models, not M, S, RS, AMG etc, you need to know what you are buying then, for example E55 AMG brake disks, fairly cheap, then the same model (W211) became the E63, different brakes that cost several times more.

To be honest, can get caught out with most makes, a lot is down to the specific part, whether its shared across models and other makes or whether its specific.

JaredVannett

Original Poster:

1,561 posts

143 months

Monday 10th September 2018
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MrGTI6 said:
So long as they're not too crusty I can't see the problem.
A quick google came up with this:

https://twitter.com/chavsinwhitesox?lang=en

hehe

Pica-Pica

13,748 posts

84 months

Monday 10th September 2018
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av185 said:
Pica-Pica said:
Sorry - no white socks, but three degrees, do I qualify?
Quality 70s music.
No that was Pink Floyd, in the late 60s when Syd Barrett was still with them.