Latest "Look I'm a bellend" fad?
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Swampy1982 said:
trails said:
jimPH said:
It's a 996 Turbo, six pots are what it should have had out the factory. The GT3 brakes fit straight on with 997 turbo rotas.
Lol, well spotted, GTR is on eibachs BUT! No spacers, they look a bit bell...
I doubt the Porker is standard ride height either Lol, well spotted, GTR is on eibachs BUT! No spacers, they look a bit bell...
Decent pair you have there, ride height/arch gaps looks spot on
Lowered cars - bellend
ambuletz said:
I wonder what this topics opinion is on these LED honda NSX lights...
https://imgur.com/gallery/U27IoZQ
Looks like the intro to an 80s arcade game https://imgur.com/gallery/U27IoZQ
Cliftonite said:
swisstoni said:
I fell out of love with my Chimaera when I was stuck waiting for a level crossing to open for what seemed like ages. It was in a narrow street and I could imagine the residents vibrating inside their houses.
I’ve swapped it for a totally standard example. I still feel a berk in it from time to time but that’s not the cars fault.
Sensible drivers turn off their car's engine when stationary at level crossings.I’ve swapped it for a totally standard example. I still feel a berk in it from time to time but that’s not the cars fault.
Yesterday I saw a BMW where the right hand kidney grille had the M Colours not only painted on the grille but actually represented by coloured led strips. I had to google it to be sure I wasn't seeing things and yes....its something you can actually purchase!!
They obviously really really wanted to make extra sure that everyone knew their 520d wasn't just any old 520d!! I had a good chuckle to myself!
They obviously really really wanted to make extra sure that everyone knew their 520d wasn't just any old 520d!! I had a good chuckle to myself!
Pyrolysis said:
Yesterday I saw a BMW where the right hand kidney grille had the M Colours not only painted on the grille but actually represented by coloured led strips. I had to google it to be sure I wasn't seeing things and yes....its something you can actually purchase!!
They obviously really really wanted to make extra sure that everyone knew their 520d wasn't just any old 520d!! I had a good chuckle to myself!
They obviously really really wanted to make extra sure that everyone knew their 520d wasn't just any old 520d!! I had a good chuckle to myself!
Pyrolysis said:
Yesterday I saw a BMW where the right hand kidney grille had the M Colours not only painted on the grille but actually represented by coloured led strips. I had to google it to be sure I wasn't seeing things and yes....its something you can actually purchase!!
They obviously really really wanted to make extra sure that everyone knew their 520d wasn't just any old 520d!! I had a good chuckle to myself!
Unbelievable! I can’t wait to see one of these! They obviously really really wanted to make extra sure that everyone knew their 520d wasn't just any old 520d!! I had a good chuckle to myself!
DocJock said:
Cliftonite said:
swisstoni said:
I fell out of love with my Chimaera when I was stuck waiting for a level crossing to open for what seemed like ages. It was in a narrow street and I could imagine the residents vibrating inside their houses.
I’ve swapped it for a totally standard example. I still feel a berk in it from time to time but that’s not the cars fault.
Sensible drivers turn off their car's engine when stationary at level crossings.I’ve swapped it for a totally standard example. I still feel a berk in it from time to time but that’s not the cars fault.
Another old habit is not putting my seatbelt on until the engine is running. Could be a wasted effort.
swisstoni said:
I’m afraid there’s a grain of truth in that. In my youth I had cars that you didn’t push your luck by turning the engine off anywhere that it would be inconvenient for it not to start again.
Another old habit is not putting my seatbelt on until the engine is running. Could be a wasted effort.
I think that's why I don't like auto stop/start. Took many years of driving aging BL products gives me a nervous twitch when an engine cuts out Another old habit is not putting my seatbelt on until the engine is running. Could be a wasted effort.
swisstoni said:
DocJock said:
Cliftonite said:
swisstoni said:
I fell out of love with my Chimaera when I was stuck waiting for a level crossing to open for what seemed like ages. It was in a narrow street and I could imagine the residents vibrating inside their houses.
I’ve swapped it for a totally standard example. I still feel a berk in it from time to time but that’s not the cars fault.
Sensible drivers turn off their car's engine when stationary at level crossings.I’ve swapped it for a totally standard example. I still feel a berk in it from time to time but that’s not the cars fault.
Another old habit is not putting my seatbelt on until the engine is running. Could be a wasted effort.
HannsG said:
yosamuel said:
Tinted number plates innit.
Clear sign you’re an absolute bellend.
This one. Saw one the other day immediately thought speed camera evasive. Clear sign you’re an absolute bellend.
Are they legal?
Squiggly writing on the windscreen, or anything that says “because Zafira” or something similar seem pretty popular with the hard of thinking right now and look stupid. Provided the mods aren’t dangerous though (e.g stretched tyres fouling arches), I say carry on. I’ll just sneer and chuckle to myself.
However I think the hottest trend in bellendery right now is outrage at anything you happen not to like, and demanding this be banned, and the general the sanctimony that seems to have infected the whole of society. Plenty of examples in this thread.
By all means sneer at something you dislike, point, laugh, but ffs stop the “think of the children” bullst at things that are - on the whole - harmless.
However I think the hottest trend in bellendery right now is outrage at anything you happen not to like, and demanding this be banned, and the general the sanctimony that seems to have infected the whole of society. Plenty of examples in this thread.
By all means sneer at something you dislike, point, laugh, but ffs stop the “think of the children” bullst at things that are - on the whole - harmless.
Edited by sixpistons on Sunday 14th October 22:55
sixpistons said:
Squiggly writing on the windscreen, or anything that says “because Zafira” or something similar seem pretty popular with the hard of thinking right now and look stupid. Provided the mods aren’t dangerous though (e.g stretched tyres fouling arches), I say carry on. I’ll just sneer and chuckle to myself.
However I think the hottest trend in bellendery right now is outrage at anything you happen not to like, and demanding this be banned, and the general the sanctimony that seems to have infected the whole of society. Plenty of examples in this thread.
By all means sneer at something you dislike, point, laugh, but ffs stop the “think of the children” bullst at things that are - on the whole - harmless.
To summarise:However I think the hottest trend in bellendery right now is outrage at anything you happen not to like, and demanding this be banned, and the general the sanctimony that seems to have infected the whole of society. Plenty of examples in this thread.
By all means sneer at something you dislike, point, laugh, but ffs stop the “think of the children” bullst at things that are - on the whole - harmless.
Edited by sixpistons on Sunday 14th October 22:55
Stickers you don't like are popular with stupid bellends.
People who think others are bellends are bellends for thinking it.
It's ok to discuss bellends and laugh at them, so long as they're antics are harmless, which most are.
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