Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

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Gandahar

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9,600 posts

128 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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Looks like God has gone upmarket

https://www.foxnews.com/us/megachurch-pastor-criti...

Some of the comments in there have you reading them with an Alan Partridge voice.

"Pastor John Gray, the leader of Relentless Church in Greenville, S.C., came under fire for presenting his wife, Aventador, with the expensive vehicle"


CanAm

9,197 posts

272 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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A slight typo there!
It actually says "came under fire for presenting his wife, Aventer, with the expensive vehicle. "

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

173 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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Complete nothing story.........but then what else would you expect from Fox News.

Russian Troll Bot

24,977 posts

227 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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I guess his bible must have had some missing pages, he doesn't seem to be aware of things like rich men and the eye of the needle.

Reciprocating mass

6,030 posts

241 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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Matthew 6:24 No one can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and Money.

atthew 19:21-26 Jesus answered, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.” When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth. Then Jesus said to his disciples, “I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. 24Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished and asked, “Who then can be saved?” Jesus looked at them and said, “With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.” Peter answered him, “We have left everything to follow you! What then will there be for us?” Jesus said to them, “I tell you the truth, at the renewal of all things, when the Son of Man sits on his glorious throne, you who have followed me will also sit on twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel. And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or children or fields for my sake will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit eternal life. But many who are first will be last, and many who are last will be first







powerstroke

10,283 posts

160 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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berlintaxi said:
Complete nothing story.........but then what else would you expect from Fox News.
Agreed , stating the bleeding obvious , bog standard do as i say not as I do ,money and power grabing religious empire building,
taking advantage of weak and needy people , been going on for centuries ...

dudleybloke

19,819 posts

186 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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The Lord-ah says don't ask no questions!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dHrVK2iOLXw

Edited by dudleybloke on Sunday 16th December 09:25

Jasandjules

69,885 posts

229 months

Sheepshanks

32,752 posts

119 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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One of these guys asked his flock for a private jet.

Eric Mc

122,010 posts

265 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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Cheapskate. This is more typical -




Monkeylegend

26,385 posts

231 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

In the case of all these evangelical preachers they tend to concentrate their efforts on the taketh away bit.

That and having affairs with prostitutes and worshippers.

What they are doing is not much different from the Nigerian 419 scams.

IMO smile

dudleybloke

19,819 posts

186 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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Don't forget talking in tongues.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K08OKQJIwYw

smile

Penelope Stopit

11,209 posts

109 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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Monkeylegend said:
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

In the case of all these evangelical preachers they tend to concentrate their efforts on the taketh away bit.

That and having affairs with prostitutes and worshippers.

What they are doing is not much different from the Nigerian 419 scams.

IMO smile
Please. Surely you know that people have sex with prostitutes

Monkeylegend

26,385 posts

231 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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Penelope Stopit said:
Monkeylegend said:
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

In the case of all these evangelical preachers they tend to concentrate their efforts on the taketh away bit.

That and having affairs with prostitutes and worshippers.

What they are doing is not much different from the Nigerian 419 scams.

IMO smile
Please. Surely you know that people have sex with prostitutes
So did Jimmy Swaggert and then made a grovelling apology to his wife and followers when he was found out.

Nothing wrong with using the services of people who sell sex, but when you are portraying the image of a God faring devoted family man in order to sell religion to the faithful so you can pocket millions, it does smell of hypocrisy don't you think.

His son Donnie is no better, caught having an extra marital affair at the same time again portraying the image of being a devoted father and family man, whilst preaching the bible to youngsters.

It is nothing better than religious extortion.

IMO smile

garagewidow

1,502 posts

170 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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More,fool the people.

LordLoveLength

1,929 posts

130 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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Penelope Stopit said:
Monkeylegend said:
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

In the case of all these evangelical preachers they tend to concentrate their efforts on the taketh away bit.

That and having affairs with prostitutes and worshippers.

What they are doing is not much different from the Nigerian 419 scams.

IMO smile
Please. Surely you know that people have sex with prostitutes
They’re not all bad
https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ted_Haggard

graylag

685 posts

67 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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If he really wanted some serious money then he should follow L. Ron Hubbard’s advice and stop being so lazy

You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.

Jasandjules

69,885 posts

229 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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It is a disgrace, why can't these US Preachers stick to the old fashioned stuff and molest kids!??!?


LordLoveLength

1,929 posts

130 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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Jasandjules said:
It is a disgrace, why can't these US Preachers stick to the old fashioned stuff and molest kids!??!?
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No money in it. And the opposition have the market sewn up.

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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nothing new, this pastor had a 2.8 million home training centre, stretched limo, a Bentley and Louis Vuitton, versace clothes plus much more, praise the lord.

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2015/12/28/chr...