The Joy of Running an Old Shed

The Joy of Running an Old Shed

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RoverP6B

4,338 posts

128 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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For what it's worth, those old iron-block M57s can take a LOT of boost, so if you fancy sticking a tractor turbo on it and see how fast you can make it go before it grenades...

tomble22

598 posts

128 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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Well, it's got a full tank of diesel (to show my faith in it), a nicely pumped up tyre with a slow puncture, a borrowed number plate light off my mate (who also has an Accord Mk5 shed) and I gave it a quick jetwash to make it look respectable.....hopefully the MOT gods are on my side!! laugh


magpie215

4,396 posts

189 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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tomble22 said:
Well, it's got a full tank of diesel (to show my faith in it), a nicely pumped up tyre with a slow puncture, a borrowed number plate light off my mate (who also has an Accord Mk5 shed) and I gave it a quick jetwash to make it look respectable.....hopefully the MOT gods are on my side!! laugh

Good luck may the shed gods provide protection as it travels through the valley of ministry testing.

zafbandicoot

47 posts

65 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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Shedding life is over for a while.
Just got a BMW 320d in the spec I’ve been looking for for over 3 months.
The 159 was bought as a stopgap. But as usual it had tonnes of Alfa charm.
Kept it longer. Made getting a rarer spec combo attainable.
So after a decent wash and vac. She’s going on scumtree. Queue the silly offers and the stress of selling.
That I don’t miss.

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

179 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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That's a good looker. Which engine?

tomble22

598 posts

128 months

Thursday 6th August 2020
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I like those ti wheels, looks smart!

Bullet-Proof_Biscuit

1,058 posts

77 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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What's it like dealing with shed buyers & sellers? I'm anxious as I start to shop for one. Posts above made me realise they aren't exactly mostly enthusiasts as found here.. I feel a thread coming on 'Shed selling nightmares'...

aaron_2000

5,407 posts

83 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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Bullet-Proof_Biscuit said:
What's it like dealing with shed buyers & sellers? I'm anxious as I start to shop for one. Posts above made me realise they aren't exactly mostly enthusiasts as found here.. I feel a thread coming on 'Shed selling nightmares'...
The same as it is with most price brackets. I've met great sellers, I've also met absolute cretins. Selling wise I find it easier to just scrap the car to avoid dealing with the kind of people that you have to when selling a cheap car.

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

179 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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aaron_2000 said:
The same as it is with most price brackets. I've met great sellers, I've also met absolute cretins. Selling wise I find it easier to just scrap the car to avoid dealing with the kind of people that you have to when selling a cheap car.
That's a good assessment. I haven't sold a usable shed since a Rover 200 in 2010 and that was to a friend's son so it was easy. A guy at work bought my last one (Astra SRi Turbo 200) for scrap value as it had the side caved in, was Category N and the clutch was madly slipping. He stripped it and scrapped it. My shed between them was a Corsa and as it's faultless but worthless, I've kept it in case I need it. Hasn't been on the road for a while and needs a new battery

rich12

3,463 posts

154 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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Bullet-Proof_Biscuit said:
What's it like dealing with shed buyers & sellers? I'm anxious as I start to shop for one. Posts above made me realise they aren't exactly mostly enthusiasts as found here.. I feel a thread coming on 'Shed selling nightmares'...
I had 3 eastern Europeans spend 2 hours on my driveway on Tuesday to buy my ML.
They took it but my god were they hard work.

That Alfa is lovely. Love the look of them.

loskie

5,216 posts

120 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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is a 2003 XC70 200 000m D5 a ruinous prospect for a shed? Talk me out of it!!!


Or not.

tomble22

598 posts

128 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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loskie said:
is a 2003 XC70 200 000m D5 a ruinous prospect for a shed? Talk me out of it!!!


Or not.
I bought one in December (2004 plate on 170k) and it developed a massive oil leak and then the gearbox shat itself. Apart from that it was nice!!

Bonefish Blues

26,678 posts

223 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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loskie said:
is a 2003 XC70 200 000m D5 a ruinous prospect for a shed? Talk me out of it!!!


Or not.
Depends what it's had done. We got out of ours at those miles because steering rack (as it turned out) & transfer box were just ruinous. Gearboxes also fail because sealed for life. Can be home-fettled, but as a frinstance the transfer box ex scrappy was £450.

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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Bullet-Proof_Biscuit said:
What's it like dealing with shed buyers & sellers? I'm anxious as I start to shop for one. Posts above made me realise they aren't exactly mostly enthusiasts as found here.. I feel a thread coming on 'Shed selling nightmares'...
Never really had any major issues buying sheds, but it seems to me the majority are selling for one of two reasons.

1)They have treated the car like complete crap for the last few years. The car will be filthy dirty, covered it dents and scratches and you will find the remnants of multiple tip runs in the spare wheel well and under the back seats.

2)It has a not immediately noticeable issue that will become apparent a few days into ownership. The seller obviously thinks this is serious and wants shot of the car while it is still running. In my experience a misfire turned out to be a Lambda sensor and a coolant leak was a £10 plastic piece (BMW obvs).

In my experience the safest sheds to buy are the deeply uncool cars as these are more likely to be originally privately owned by older individuals who look after the cars and maintain them. Because these depreciate like a stone and nobody wants them you are much more likely to get a newer, lower mileage car. However, this is shed life and everyone would prefer to take a gamble on that £1k BMW, Audi or Mercedes of course.

Selling is a whole different ball game, after my last experience i vowed to never sell a shed again. Basically you can divide the "buyers" into four groups

1)The "Best Price" or "£400 in hand cash today" time wasters. Easy, just ignore them

2)The time wasters who email a massive list of questions and then dismiss the car as "I have a few to look at" or "the service in 2007 was a week late, it's not for me". These are the sort of people who believe they are getting a brand new car for £1K and any issues will be your responsibility to sort out and they expect a full refund if they change their mind. Not that they ever actually come and view a car, they just spend their days sitting on their sofa on eBay/Gumtree/Facebook Marketplace.

3)Eastern Europeans who can be incredibly hard work

4)The decent people who are just after a cheap car because their current car has died. I would say this accounts for about 5% of the total inquiries you will receive, the rest will be from scammers and time wasters.

Finally never sell a car on eBay via Auction or Buy it now as the buyer will string you along with "Can you wait until pay day" and "So excited to collect this car" messages before pulling out the night before collection day due to "unforseen circumstances". You will then receive loads of messages from group two of the buyers listed above asking "What happened, I thought this car was sold?"

Toaster Pilot

14,619 posts

158 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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Cheap cars are cheap for a reason. I have bought some excellent ones for less than £500 but I’ve bought some utter fking dross too!

tomble22

598 posts

128 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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Toaster Pilot said:
Cheap cars are cheap for a reason. I have bought some excellent ones for less than £500 but I’ve bought some utter fking dross too!
About 12 years ago i bought a Fiat Bravo from a chap in Newquay, horrible light green colour it was. I paid £350 for it and I think it had 6 months mot or something like that. One of the front wings was caved in, the gearbox sounded like an air raid siren and the front brake pads were down to the backing plate......and I still bought it!!

It did last until the MOT ran out though.

W00DY

15,488 posts

226 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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I'm going to pop my girlfriend's '03 Jazz up on Gumtree this weekend. Looking to get £400 out of it, so do we think put it up at £600? It's a great car, just has a fairly short ticket and can't is SORN so more hassle than it's worth to get a fresh test.

Thick_Troll

43 posts

61 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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tomble22 said:
About 12 years ago i bought a Fiat Bravo from a chap in Newquay, horrible light green colour it was. I paid £350 for it and I think it had 6 months mot or something like that. One of the front wings was caved in, the gearbox sounded like an air raid siren and the front brake pads were down to the backing plate......and I still bought it!!

It did last until the MOT ran out though.
Man! You are the definition of an optimist! :-)

Bumblebee7

1,527 posts

75 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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W00DY said:
I'm going to pop my girlfriend's '03 Jazz up on Gumtree this weekend. Looking to get £400 out of it, so do we think put it up at £600? It's a great car, just has a fairly short ticket and can't is SORN so more hassle than it's worth to get a fresh test.
Drop me a PM with the details, looking for a runabout for my mum. Thanks

VR99

1,263 posts

63 months

Friday 7th August 2020
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I'm hoping to move my shed on in the next few months but will try to use it as a p/x with a main dealer even if it means taking a hit on the potential selling price just for the hassle free transaction. I have no interest in entertaining what I am sure will be a lot of time wasters Vs the 5% genuine buyers who will look for any opportunity to lower the price with unreasonable expectations or try shafting you after the sale.
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