Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 14]
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Gents. After a lot of lurking and the occasional imbibed post I will be buying something in the near term. In true thread style I will most likely be buying unseen as I am living in America and moving back to the UK mid June. I want a car lined up before I come back. I should really buy something newer from a main dealer for peace of mind but I've found a lot of dross out there. Might as well take a punt on a barge!
Wildly varied car history (most recently for example a megane RS cup, 996 911, V8 vantage prodrive, shed priced Golf V5 etc) and also a few of the barge persuasion:
P38, bought on eBay, last minute bid, while being egged on in the pub, for less than £2k. Fixed a few things (air suspension, some minor electro niggles) and sold it a couple months later when I have up throwing money at it. Loved the car for the forest green paint, lush cream leather and waft of the , and actually enjoyed getting stiff sorted on it. Two young kids mean that would now need to be strictly a.project car which I don't have space for.
Longest owned car ever was a 2006 CLK 220d avantgarde. Mini barge I know, but was a very comfy cruiser.
406 coupe 3.0 V6 auto sort of fits the brief too. Mrs Gran was convinced it was a Ferrari though (Red and Pininfarina designed, so not bad for an old woman really!)
Have a 2007 XC90 3.2 at the moment but unfortunately the steering wheel is on the wrong side for the UK and the road from here back home is a little flooded...
Next I want something like a 5 series/A6, preferably estate. Maybe an A8/7 series. Really like the W221 in certain colours. Has to have 5 seats (well, seatbelts) for two kids cars and dog harness). Must be able to convince my wife to be seen dead in it (400 Lexus and old mercs won't cut it) and I want waftiness with toys. Modern looking(ish) should satisfy the wife. Prepared for some bork... I like to live dangerously.
Wildly varied car history (most recently for example a megane RS cup, 996 911, V8 vantage prodrive, shed priced Golf V5 etc) and also a few of the barge persuasion:
P38, bought on eBay, last minute bid, while being egged on in the pub, for less than £2k. Fixed a few things (air suspension, some minor electro niggles) and sold it a couple months later when I have up throwing money at it. Loved the car for the forest green paint, lush cream leather and waft of the , and actually enjoyed getting stiff sorted on it. Two young kids mean that would now need to be strictly a.project car which I don't have space for.
Longest owned car ever was a 2006 CLK 220d avantgarde. Mini barge I know, but was a very comfy cruiser.
406 coupe 3.0 V6 auto sort of fits the brief too. Mrs Gran was convinced it was a Ferrari though (Red and Pininfarina designed, so not bad for an old woman really!)
Have a 2007 XC90 3.2 at the moment but unfortunately the steering wheel is on the wrong side for the UK and the road from here back home is a little flooded...
Next I want something like a 5 series/A6, preferably estate. Maybe an A8/7 series. Really like the W221 in certain colours. Has to have 5 seats (well, seatbelts) for two kids cars and dog harness). Must be able to convince my wife to be seen dead in it (400 Lexus and old mercs won't cut it) and I want waftiness with toys. Modern looking(ish) should satisfy the wife. Prepared for some bork... I like to live dangerously.
derin100 said:
JOB2.5-16 said:
r129sl said:
The results of the Anglia auction are interesting. A lot of no sales: anything over-priced didn’t go and a lot of the scrap didn’t sell. Maybe the market is cooling finally. But some bargains as noted. The 525iX tourer for £2k is interesting.
It was interesting, right up to the huge hole at the front of the right hand sill. I have a bit of an itch for one of those, I was under bidder on one at H&H last year but wouldnt have touched that white one. I don't how much of a problem this is on the 5-er but on the E30 325ix there are model specific parts that one necessarily intuitively predict like body panels etc.
Krikkit said:
derin100 said:
JOB2.5-16 said:
r129sl said:
The results of the Anglia auction are interesting. A lot of no sales: anything over-priced didn’t go and a lot of the scrap didn’t sell. Maybe the market is cooling finally. But some bargains as noted. The 525iX tourer for £2k is interesting.
It was interesting, right up to the huge hole at the front of the right hand sill. I have a bit of an itch for one of those, I was under bidder on one at H&H last year but wouldnt have touched that white one. I don't how much of a problem this is on the 5-er but on the E30 325ix there are model specific parts that one necessarily intuitively predict like body panels etc.
Say you win (which you won't) - what's the actual reward?
dme123 said:
E65Ross said:
This was a 2006 car with the 7g tronic gearbox.
Ex-MIL had a 2007 CLK220 cab from new, and it was riddled with faults from day one, and I've never known anyone have a new car (or any car other than ancient barges) that had so many issues. They still have it, and it's not done many miles, but it's absolutely knackered and the roof hasn't worked for years. The Fisher Price/Mr Blobby interior design "language" Mercedes used at the time is laughably dated now too.I don't think even a V8 could make one desireable to me; my 2008 Volvo C70 is better in absolutely every way, and it's even less floppy.
Edited by dme123 on Thursday 18th April 14:54
XMified said:
r129sl said:
jet_noise said:
idiotgap said:
A concept I know, but I think this shows they've still got it in them to put out something special.
https://www.peugeot.co.uk/concept-cars/e-legend/
Back doesn't quite gel but other angles - wibble.https://www.peugeot.co.uk/concept-cars/e-legend/
The colours are nice.
I feel there are far more deserving targets for your ire than this thing, but the sentiment is wonderful. It gets lonely, watching everything in front of the A-pillar get angrier and angrier-looking, seeing BMW's kidneys threatening to envelop the entire front of the car, or interiors that scream nothing but "pimp", and wondering, "Am I alone in detesting this festival of brazen design vulgarity?"
Sensuality, nuance, suggestion, class- they're out. Will they ever return? I can but hope.
SpeckledJim said:
Krikkit said:
derin100 said:
JOB2.5-16 said:
r129sl said:
The results of the Anglia auction are interesting. A lot of no sales: anything over-priced didn’t go and a lot of the scrap didn’t sell. Maybe the market is cooling finally. But some bargains as noted. The 525iX tourer for £2k is interesting.
It was interesting, right up to the huge hole at the front of the right hand sill. I have a bit of an itch for one of those, I was under bidder on one at H&H last year but wouldnt have touched that white one. I don't how much of a problem this is on the 5-er but on the E30 325ix there are model specific parts that one necessarily intuitively predict like body panels etc.
Say you win (which you won't) - what's the actual reward?
When I looked in depth at what a 325ix Touring might have involved when I had a chance of buying a nice LHD one for here, I was quite quickly disabused of the idea.
derin100 said:
That sums it up well. In the 80s/90s the 4WD options were much more limited. But, if you really need it now....?
When I looked in depth at what a 325ix Touring might have involved when I had a chance of buying a nice LHD one for here, I was quite quickly disabused of the idea.
"You see", the seller boasted, "It's like a 325i, but it doesn't drive as nicely, the steering is corrupted, it's a bit slower, and of course worse on fuel. When it breaks, which it does a lot, it spends six months rotting on the drive eroding my conjugal privileges whilst I scour the globe for parts that don't exist." When I looked in depth at what a 325ix Touring might have involved when I had a chance of buying a nice LHD one for here, I was quite quickly disabused of the idea.
There was a momentary-yet-somehow-lengthy hesitation whilst reality crystallised into painful little needles behind my eyes.
"So, you buying it then?"
SpeckledJim said:
derin100 said:
That sums it up well. In the 80s/90s the 4WD options were much more limited. But, if you really need it now....?
When I looked in depth at what a 325ix Touring might have involved when I had a chance of buying a nice LHD one for here, I was quite quickly disabused of the idea.
"You see", the seller boasted, "It's like a 325i, but it doesn't drive as nicely, the steering is corrupted, it's a bit slower, and of course worse on fuel. When it breaks, which it does a lot, it spends six months rotting on the drive eroding my conjugal privileges whilst I scour the globe for parts that don't exist." When I looked in depth at what a 325ix Touring might have involved when I had a chance of buying a nice LHD one for here, I was quite quickly disabused of the idea.
There was a momentary-yet-somehow-lengthy hesitation whilst reality crystallised into painful little needles behind my eyes.
"So, you buying it then?"
It's hard enough dealing with complex barges where there's tons of parts about, never mind obscure ones on backorder with the dealer!
SpeckledJim said:
derin100 said:
That sums it up well. In the 80s/90s the 4WD options were much more limited. But, if you really need it now....?
When I looked in depth at what a 325ix Touring might have involved when I had a chance of buying a nice LHD one for here, I was quite quickly disabused of the idea.
"You see", the seller boasted, "It's like a 325i, but it doesn't drive as nicely, the steering is corrupted, it's a bit slower, and of course worse on fuel. When it breaks, which it does a lot, it spends six months rotting on the drive eroding my conjugal privileges whilst I scour the globe for parts that don't exist." When I looked in depth at what a 325ix Touring might have involved when I had a chance of buying a nice LHD one for here, I was quite quickly disabused of the idea.
There was a momentary-yet-somehow-lengthy hesitation whilst reality crystallised into painful little needles behind my eyes.
"So, you buying it then?"
No, no Jim...please...after you, Sir! I insist. Show us how it's done.
derin100 said:
SpeckledJim said:
Krikkit said:
derin100 said:
JOB2.5-16 said:
r129sl said:
The results of the Anglia auction are interesting. A lot of no sales: anything over-priced didn’t go and a lot of the scrap didn’t sell. Maybe the market is cooling finally. But some bargains as noted. The 525iX tourer for £2k is interesting.
It was interesting, right up to the huge hole at the front of the right hand sill. I have a bit of an itch for one of those, I was under bidder on one at H&H last year but wouldnt have touched that white one. I don't how much of a problem this is on the 5-er but on the E30 325ix there are model specific parts that one necessarily intuitively predict like body panels etc.
Say you win (which you won't) - what's the actual reward?
When I looked in depth at what a 325ix Touring might have involved when I had a chance of buying a nice LHD one for here, I was quite quickly disabused of the idea.
0a said:
15k?!!!! Barely a barge but the want is extremely strong. The guy posted it in the BX Facebook group a couple of nights ago saying he'd take £900 for it and was literally potless.
https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1100985
https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1100985
GTI16V said:
I spied this earlier.I wonder which would be more ruinous
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-S500L-AMG...
GTI16V said:
0a said:
15k?!!!! After the synchro went on the gearbox...a tree fell out it!
I'll if I can, scan (pre-digital photography days) the photos of me sawing a collapsed tree off of it's roof when I get back to the UK!
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