Wife and daughter need to get to Yorkshire - Simple?
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Speed Badger said:
I had a job interview on Tuesday in which I ended up talking about werewolves.
I think the OP has had his phone confiscated.
Interviewer: "And if you were the successful candidate, Mr Badger, when would you be able to start work? "I think the OP has had his phone confiscated.
Speed Badger : " I could start right nooowww if you like "
There's some great comments on here. If I'd been in the OPs position with few apparent choices left, I'd have seen how much it would cost to get a decent chauffeur driven car to take his Mrs/daughter up & he could then meet them up there in the Cayenne. Otherwise find a mate who he can trust with his car & get them to drop them up there for a decent pile of beer tokens.
I hope the OP concludes the challenge for us all....
I hope the OP concludes the challenge for us all....
Wooda80 said:
Interviewer: "And if you were the successful candidate, Mr Badger, when would you be able to start work? "
Speed Badger : " I could start right nooowww if you like "
I actually got the job! Was offered it yesterday - I have been a stay at home dad for the last year and a half. That has been challenging in a different way, my daughter is coming up to three and I've been looking after her full time since she was one and a half - I need to return to work for a rest! Speed Badger : " I could start right nooowww if you like "
Speed Badger said:
Sorry to bring a sensible solution into the fray that doesn't involve use of a Ford Orion, but couldn't your wife drive halfway the day before, then both stay in a travel tavern and continue the second half the following day?
stay in a Travel tavern? 
OP now needs to buy another car and a house en route to satisfy his OH and daughter
keep it going guy's, the OP's not due back in until page 33
I would imagine that OP's wife and daughter could get from North London to Yorkshire in less time than it would take to navigate 1 lap of the north and south circular on a Monday Morning, in either the Porsche, Mini or indeed a Ford Orion if one could be sourced.
OP, leave the pair of wet lettuces at home and shag a fat northern bridesmaid. There will be one.
OP, leave the pair of wet lettuces at home and shag a fat northern bridesmaid. There will be one.
Meltham Terrier said:
Not wrong just round the corner from me , owned by Jamie Whitham.
May be Jamie has a sidecar for him bike.
Yep. About 7 miles from me.May be Jamie has a sidecar for him bike.
JW often pops into my local and seems a nice bloke - he'd probably give 'em a lift.
Definitely need big girl pants on for that though... https://youtu.be/uEd5YhLAfyE
Ooh this is still going! It's the gift that keeps on giving. Has this fateful journey actually taken place yet - not sure if we established a timeframe in amongst all the flobble...?
So to recap, the OP was buying a Ford Orion, followed by a house at the mid-point of the journey for his wife - Rupertina and daughter - Falafel, to rest for the night.
And at some point he is going to shag a fat northern bridesmaid. Not sure if in a Ford Orion or not.
I suppose it depends if it's a Ghia...
So to recap, the OP was buying a Ford Orion, followed by a house at the mid-point of the journey for his wife - Rupertina and daughter - Falafel, to rest for the night.
And at some point he is going to shag a fat northern bridesmaid. Not sure if in a Ford Orion or not.
I suppose it depends if it's a Ghia...
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