Restricted licences

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BarcelonaLewis

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150 posts

136 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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The other week I came home to my flat and noticed my 996 had been damaged - nothing structural, scuffs and streaks down the side.
Now this isn't the first time, in fact it's the 4th in 3 years that the car has been damaged whilst parked outside the flat, and after the 3rd (which involved lots of panel damage and no note under the wipers) I decided to put a camera on the windowsill.

So when I looked at the footage I see a middle aged woman in a brand new range rover trying to parallel park, there's plenty of space to get into, but she manages to f***k it up and drag her car along side mine before getting most of the way into the space behind. She gets out, looks at the damage, looks around to see if there's anyone there and promptly gets back in and high-tails it out of there.

The registration plate was '44c' which was easy to report to the police.

It did occur to me after the initial waves of anger had subsided that here was an individual who couldn't execute a basic driving manoeuvre yet was behind the wheel of almost 600 bhp and 2 tonne of metal. I wondered why cars weren't more like bikes and the licences were staggered, so you couldn't jump straight into something like this, which would seem sensible. Not that it'd have changes the situation with my car, but it just seemed mad that someone with so little ability could be I charge of something so potentially lethal.

Mr Tidy

22,310 posts

127 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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To be fair it's just scary!

But it sounds like the stupid b*nt would still have hit your car if she had a Fiesta. banghead

BarcelonaLewis

Original Poster:

150 posts

136 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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Very true, I think what annoyed me most was that she'd obviously gone to great effort to show how rich she is with the two tone SVR and the garish plate, but was dead set on not paying for her damage.

832ark

1,226 posts

156 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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I hope you shaft her good and proper. What an absolute scumbag.

Leptons

5,113 posts

176 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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BarcelonaLewis said:
The registration plate was '44c' which was easy to report to the police.
To be fair to her it must be quite difficult to park when you’ve got Tits that big!

MrsMiggins

2,809 posts

235 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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Leptons said:
To be fair to her it must be quite difficult to park when you’ve got Tits that big!
You need some lessons on bra sizing. That ain't big.

MGirl

177 posts

61 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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So your theory is that if there was a staggered licence that this ‘middle age’ woman wouldn’t have been behind the wheel of this vehicle? I wasn’t aware that you had to be an old fart to progress in your bike licence and as you don’t, if there was a staggered licence system she would have passed it years ago and would still be allowed behind the wheel of it.

Saying that bikes are based on CC and not size and weight. So that theory does not work either as you’d then have to have it by class of car and given how many different types of vehicles there are these days you it would A) cost a fortune to sit all these tests and B) take forever to pass no doubt.

Plus how many people out there pass a test without actually having to demonstrate a parallel park. Maybe making that manoeuvre mandatory in a test would help.

MGirl

177 posts

61 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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MrsMiggins said:
Leptons said:
To be fair to her it must be quite difficult to park when you’ve got Tits that big!
You need some lessons on bra sizing. That ain't big.
That’s what I thought.....and that’s one hell of a backsize for just a C cup!

B17NNS

18,506 posts

247 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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SDV8 is 339bhp and 2,570 kg

to3m

1,226 posts

170 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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According to the MOT site, 44C is a petrol Range Rover Sport. Current engine list here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Range_Rover_Sport#Se... - fanciest possible is the 575 hp supercharged SVR edition - don't know if this would be called out if that's what this was, though it does say the car is blue, which sounds a bit unusual for a Range Rover.

The normal supercharged one is 525 hp, the V6 is 340 hp. "Almost 600 hp"? - well, you decide. OP has photographic evidence, of course, and we don't.

I don't support licence restrictions for people that occasionally fk up a basic manoeuvre; we already have fines for people that fk up sticking to the speed limit (which is pretty straightforward), and we already have mandatory car insurance (cost of which roughly reflects driver's ability to not cause trouble) - and look how much people complain about both of those! But property damage does require compensation, and I hope that OP is appropriately compensated financially to make up for the inconvenience and expense of getting their car fixed.

Edited by to3m on Monday 20th May 01:32

B17NNS

18,506 posts

247 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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askMID says it’s a SDV8 Autobiography scratchchin

aka_kerrly

12,418 posts

210 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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BarcelonaLewis said:
So when I looked at the footage I see a middle aged woman in a brand new range rover trying to parallel park, there's plenty of space to get into, but she manages to f***k it up and drag her car along side mine before getting most of the way into the space behind. She gets out, looks at the damage, looks around to see if there's anyone there and promptly gets back in and high-tails it out of there.

The registration plate was '44c' which was easy to report to the police.
Money can't buy class.. You can almost guarantee she told her partner "someone" must have done it when the car was parked. Actually that could make things more entertaining when they get a call from their insurance company, I presume you have/will be forwarding your CCTV footage to your insurance company who will then share it with the third party?


james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

197 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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Never mind the licence, I'd be intrigued to hear how this plays out with the damage...

Master Bean

3,558 posts

120 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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B17NNS said:
askMID says it’s a SDV8 Autobiography scratchchin
Indeedy but on the vehicle smart app it comes up as a 5 litre petrol.

DeltaTango

381 posts

123 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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james_tigerwoods said:
Never mind the licence, I'd be intrigued to hear how this plays out with the damage...
This.

I hope it's a smooth process for the OP and a particularly awkward one for the useless and dishonest car wrecker.

BarcelonaLewis

Original Poster:

150 posts

136 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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to3m said:
According to the MOT site, 44C is a petrol Range Rover Sport. Current engine list here:

The normal supercharged one is 525 hp, the V6 is 340 hp. "Almost 600 hp"? - well, you decide. OP has photographic evidence, of course, and we don't.

Edited by to3m on Monday 20th May 01:32
Ah - perhaps it's just got the SVR badge. I googled 'range rover sport svr bhp' and it came up with 576 BHP.

The same thing happened about a year back with a small hatchback with protruding indicators lights on the front wing, another failed parallel park and there was a line scored down the front wing of my 996 (no paint loss). The old lady who did it didn't realise and just left it parked in front, I left a polite note on her windscreen and she got in touch to apologise, then the next day her husband got in touch to say she was nowhere near and I'd made it all up. This was pre-camera, but I wasn't going to do anything about it anyway. This situation just annoys me a lot more because she saw the damage and scarpered, and she drives a two tone range rover with blacked out windows and a personalised plate!

I haven't heard anything back from the police or insurance yet, but I'll post when I do.