RE: Bentley Bentayga Speed | Driven

RE: Bentley Bentayga Speed | Driven

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firebird350

322 posts

180 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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What the hell's that THING doing on a racetrack? Or is that the only stretch of tarmac they could find in this country where it would fit comfortably?

Mackofthejungle

1,069 posts

195 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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Great colours, especially inside. You can shove your bland, zero imagination "stealth" black-on-black bks.

Sort of terrible, but since they'll only sell about four I'm warming to it a little.

Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

130 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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Pointless but I love it from the engine to the smoking room interior

Water Fairy

5,494 posts

155 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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That interior reminds me of a 70s porn set.................

eldar

21,718 posts

196 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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There is a thread about a Marina found languishing in a lock up. It’s interiourwas obviously the prototype for this delight.

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

Panjy

162 posts

146 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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Taaaaang said:
I've just swapped my 458 for a V8 Bentayga.

It's an incredible machine and I haven't regretted it for one second.

I think it's handsome too...
The final line of that post really makes me worry for your eye sight - me thinks a trip to spec savers is in order biggrin

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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I had thought that this was THE worst looking car made for along time until I saw my neighbour's Rolls Royce abomination and thought it wasn't so bad after all.

BrabusMog

20,142 posts

186 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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desolate said:
I had thought that this was THE worst looking car made for along time until I saw my neighbour's Rolls Royce abomination and thought it wasn't so bad after all.
Says the man who had a Bristol laugh

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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BrabusMog said:
Says the man who had a Bristol laugh
Yeah the Blenheim was fking awful.
A handsome brute compared to the Cullinan though. That is GOPPING.


BrabusMog

20,142 posts

186 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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desolate said:
BrabusMog said:
Says the man who had a Bristol laugh
Yeah the Blenheim was fking awful.
A handsome brute compared to the Cullinan though. That is GOPPING.
I wish I had the means to obtain a Cullinan, it seems like such a great motor. I'll make do with my gyppo RR Sport for now, instead laugh

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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That’s the most repulsive interior, the most misbegotten filth masquerading as luxury I’ve ever seen. I’d never have thought intrauterine would ever make it onto a colour chart.

Augustus Windsock

3,360 posts

155 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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Beaten to it by the comments about the interior being inspired by Cameos codpiece.
This thing just goes to show that you just can’t buy class.
I’ll put this forward;
I believe that this vehicle will spawn a new word to describe how awful-looking something is.
Whereas we have used the words ‘gopping’, ‘fugly’ and ‘munting’, I think we should add... Bentayga
It just knocks the other words into a cocked hat really, as a word used to describe something so incredibly ugly, crass, and downright appalling..

FlukePlay

948 posts

145 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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This shows there's a market for anything, even if you chopped the roof off and put in brown corduroy seats someone somewhere would buy it.

Andeh1

7,108 posts

206 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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The mind boggles as to why you would choose that over a full fat Range Rover SV autobiography + £50k change for a weekend toy....I think the range rover has more presence to it as well.

eftiem64

117 posts

79 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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A good shout for the ugliest car on sale and the interior is shockingly awful. But we all know the market: all money, no taste. Park it next to a Brooklands or Azure and gaze in wonder at what happened to the elegance and style that Bentleys used to exude. A shame. A real shame.

neil-1323bolts

1,083 posts

106 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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One very ugly looking car indeed , and expensive , very expensive , silly really as the engineering gone into it deserve a end result , it will sell a few to the silly rich badge followers

0a

23,900 posts

194 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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Lotto winning chav style.

Jasandjules

69,869 posts

229 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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Classy. Stylish. Pretty.

Just three words that can never be used to describe this machine.

But sub 4 to sixty? Madness. Makes the school run an interesting time in Chelsea.......

Jex

837 posts

128 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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Some of these SUVs are so big they seem to need their own post codes - I saw one marked XC90 4WD.

BrabusMog

20,142 posts

186 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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Jex said:
Some of these SUVs are so big they seem to need their own post codes - I saw one marked XC90 4WD.
laugh very good!