RE: Alpine A110 gets 305hp with RaceChip

RE: Alpine A110 gets 305hp with RaceChip

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simonbamg

767 posts

123 months

Sunday 18th August 2019
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Polish and turd spring to mind

Gary C

12,427 posts

179 months

Sunday 18th August 2019
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Sporky said:
I have to say, looking at that colour scheme, I can see why some people think the A110 isn't a looker. Is that greige?
Yep, it looks hideous in that colour !

In blue they look gorgeous though

Paul_M3

2,368 posts

185 months

Sunday 18th August 2019
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simonbamg said:
Polish and turd spring to mind
Looking at your garage, I don’t think it’s your type of car. It’s for people who actually enjoy driving.

simonbamg

767 posts

123 months

Sunday 18th August 2019
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Paul_M3 said:
Looking at your garage, I don’t think it’s your type of car. It’s for people who actually enjoy driving.
Haven’t updated my garage on here for years, I wouldn’t enjoy driving that

bcr5784

7,109 posts

145 months

Sunday 18th August 2019
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Amazing that people who have never driven the car (I wonder if they have actually seen one up close and personal either) have such clear-cut views - which are completely at odds with those who have actually driven it. Clairvoyance or badge snobbery?

Miserablegit

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4,021 posts

109 months

Sunday 18th August 2019
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simonbamg said:
Haven’t updated my garage on here for years, I wouldn’t enjoy driving that
Yes, because a 4 seat hatchback is the ultimate in looks and driving dynamics...

Sporky

6,230 posts

64 months

Sunday 18th August 2019
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bcr5784 said:
Clairvoyance or badge snobbery?
No, just childish trolling.

simonbamg

767 posts

123 months

Sunday 18th August 2019
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Sporky said:
No, just childish trolling.
Or a valid opinion

Miserablegit

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4,021 posts

109 months

Sunday 18th August 2019
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simonbamg said:
Or a valid opinion
Or a worthless one-
Strikes me as odd that people like you troll threads of cars you have no interest in.
You’ve already said you’d take an AMG a45 over any of the sportscars in this price range and on that basis I’d say your opinion was fatally flawed.

Prestonese

793 posts

105 months

Sunday 18th August 2019
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Miserablegit said:
Or a worthless one-
Strikes me as odd that people like you troll threads of cars you have no interest in.
You’ve already said you’d take an AMG a45 over any of the sportscars in this price range and on that basis I’d say your opinion was fatally flawed.
He only gave an opinion to be fair rather than any reasoning. Give him a chance before you say it's flawed.

I'd rather like hear why he thinks the cars he owns is more worthy. That would be more interesting that the one liners posted so far which is about as insightful as me saying grey is a crap colour and as useful a contribution as a trap door in a canoe.

Edited by Prestonese on Sunday 18th August 23:04

springfan62

837 posts

76 months

Monday 19th August 2019
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Well Chris Harris doesn't rate the A45 very highly, and as we know he rather likes the Alpine.

It would appear simon amg is rather blinded by the badge.






greenarrow

3,589 posts

117 months

Monday 19th August 2019
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I wish all this Alpine fan v Cayman fan handbags stuff would stop!

I haven't driven an A110 but sat in one at Goodwood and knew right away I wanted one. I've only driven one Cayman (an old 987 on track), but again, really loved it. My dream garage would have both a A110 and a Cayman S (or GT4) in it because I love cars in this bracket (RWD, fast, but not too fast, not too big, reasonably light, etc, etc). Surely its possible to appreciate the qualities of both?

T-195

2,671 posts

61 months

Monday 19th August 2019
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greenarrow said:
I wish all this Alpine fan v Cayman fan handbags stuff would stop!
Why?

At least the Alpine isn't the rather ubiquitous
poor man's Porsche.

bcr5784

7,109 posts

145 months

Monday 19th August 2019
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greenarrow said:
I wish all this Alpine fan v Cayman fan handbags stuff would stop!

I haven't driven an A110 but sat in one at Goodwood and knew right away I wanted one. I've only driven one Cayman (an old 987 on track), but again, really loved it. My dream garage would have both a A110 and a Cayman S (or GT4) in it because I love cars in this bracket (RWD, fast, but not too fast, not too big, reasonably light, etc, etc). Surely its possible to appreciate the qualities of both?
I don't thing it's fair to characterise most of the pro Alpine commentators as Alpine fan boys. If you look at peoples garages (or know the guys personally) you will find many of them have owned or still own Porsches - so they are not anti Porsche - just merely pro Alpine.

T-195

2,671 posts

61 months

Monday 19th August 2019
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bcr5784 said:
greenarrow said:
I wish all this Alpine fan v Cayman fan handbags stuff would stop!

I haven't driven an A110 but sat in one at Goodwood and knew right away I wanted one. I've only driven one Cayman (an old 987 on track), but again, really loved it. My dream garage would have both a A110 and a Cayman S (or GT4) in it because I love cars in this bracket (RWD, fast, but not too fast, not too big, reasonably light, etc, etc). Surely its possible to appreciate the qualities of both?
I don't thing it's fair to characterise most of the pro Alpine commentators as Alpine fan boys. If you look at peoples garages (or know the guys personally) you will find many of them have owned or still own Porsches - so they are not anti Porsche - just merely pro Alpine.
Not a fanboy of of any brand.

Pleased Alpine are back with something so different to the current crop of budget sports cars.


Miserablegit

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4,021 posts

109 months

Monday 19th August 2019
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greenarrow said:
I wish all this Alpine fan v Cayman fan handbags stuff would stop!

I haven't driven an A110 but sat in one at Goodwood and knew right away I wanted one. I've only driven one Cayman (an old 987 on track), but again, really loved it. My dream garage would have both a A110 and a Cayman S (or GT4) in it because I love cars in this bracket (RWD, fast, but not too fast, not too big, reasonably light, etc, etc). Surely its possible to appreciate the qualities of both?
It is and most of us do. Alpine for fun - cayman for the tip run wink.
I think you’ll find that we’re merely calling out the trolls who join a thread to say something pointless, get ignored and then repeat ad nauseum. Simonamg said, on a prior cayman v alpine thread, that he’d take an a45 over either so he’s not a cayman fan. He’s then joined an alpine thread to repeat how he doesn’t like the alpine. Rather pointless and has been called out.


Sporky

6,230 posts

64 months

Monday 19th August 2019
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greenarrow said:
Surely its possible to appreciate the qualities of both?
I certainly think so. I see the appeal of the Cayman; my money went into an Alpine. I'm happy to say why without bashing the Cayman.

What strikes me as odd is when someone ventures into a thread about a car that doesn't float their boat just to post something snide and run. That, to me, is the very definition of childish trolling - just trying to get a reaction - and I don't quite understand why it's tolerated by whoever runs the place.

xjay1337

15,966 posts

118 months

Monday 19th August 2019
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Addymk2 said:
Who in their right mind would fit a 'Race Chip' to an expensive car?

All that little box does is fools your standard ECU into thinking it's receiving optimum parameters. It tells your boost sensor that you're effectively getting less than peak boost, making the turbo work harder etc. The mind boggles.

For the same price you could have an actual remap designed for your car by a competent tuner.

This has to be a paid advertisement as no competent petrol head would go near one with a barge pole.
Yup!

Gary C

12,427 posts

179 months

Monday 19th August 2019
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simonbamg said:
Paul_M3 said:
Looking at your garage, I don’t think it’s your type of car. It’s for people who actually enjoy driving.
Haven’t updated my garage on here for years, I wouldn’t enjoy driving that
Why ?

Derek Chevalier

3,942 posts

173 months

Monday 19th August 2019
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Wills2 said:
There is a good video of the Litchfield version vs a 718 GTS on carwow, the Litchfield car is bloody quick over the qtr mile, just beats the 718.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJuSx3zf9pg



That's very quick - around 1.7 seconds quicker than the standard model achieved in Autocar (two up I guess). In EVO the Cayman S got the ton in 9.3, so the Litchfield mod must take the Alpine into the 8s seeing as it beat the GTS

Seems like the drivetrain is covered

https://m.facebook.com/LitchfieldMotors/posts/2554...