You know you have a dog when...

You know you have a dog when...

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FourWheelDrift

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88,494 posts

284 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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You go into a supermarket to get some loose vegetables and turn the plastic bag inside out to grab them.

hondafanatic

4,969 posts

201 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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Haha! I lol'd.

or when I find every jacket pocket I have and car door pocket has at least on poo bag and the remnants of dog treats from the last half dozen walks.

Challo

10,104 posts

155 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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hondafanatic said:
Haha! I lol'd.

or when I find every jacket pocket I have and car door pocket has at least on poo bag and the remnants of dog treats from the last half dozen walks.
The number of time I have washed a pair of jeans and found a mushed dog treat in the back pocket :-)

Baldchap

7,600 posts

92 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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You know you have a dog when the little plastic tub at airport security has poo bags in it literally every time you fly. biglaugh

Richard-390a0

2,249 posts

91 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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My current choice of poo bag is chocolate scented, no mention of it on the packet & obviously someones idea of a joke !

PositronicRay

27,006 posts

183 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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Richard-390a0 said:
My current choice of poo bag is chocolate scented, no mention of it on the packet & obviously someones idea of a joke !
You sniff poo bags! yuck

CAPP0

19,576 posts

203 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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You know you have a dog (or two) when it's cold outside and a full poo bag makes a handy temporary handwarmer.

MXRod

2,745 posts

147 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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CAPP0 said:
You know you have a dog (or two) when it's cold outside and a full poo bag makes a handy temporary handwarmer.
laughlaugh
And I thought is was just me

loquacious

1,150 posts

157 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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When one of the two mutts is curled up under the duvet with you, his head on my stomach and he's snoring happily.

Jasandjules

69,869 posts

229 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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You find either poo bags or treats in pretty much any pair if trousers or coat you own.

PositronicRay

27,006 posts

183 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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When people speak to fido, rather than you.

FourWheelDrift

Original Poster:

88,494 posts

284 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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PositronicRay said:
When people speak to fido, rather than you.
When people know you by your dog's name but not your's when you see them out in town without dogs.

pequod

8,996 posts

138 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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... you go out in wind, rain, and snow, when your instincts tell you 'it's not nice out there'!

FiF

44,050 posts

251 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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... when you've finished any meal or snack you have to do the croupier style hand movements to demonstrate "All gone".

drmike37

460 posts

56 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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When you find a used poo bag in your coat pocket. You last used this coat 3 weeks ago.
lick

Jasandjules

69,869 posts

229 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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FiF said:
... when you've finished any meal or snack you have to do the croupier style hand movements to demonstrate "All gone".
I call this the "Magic Trick".... Nothing up my sleeves, nothing in my hands.....

Shaw Tarse

31,543 posts

203 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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Who me ?

7,455 posts

212 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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every dog you meet when out without your dog,wants to sniff you and looks for the "treat pocket".

hondafanatic

4,969 posts

201 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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Jasandjules said:
FiF said:
... when you've finished any meal or snack you have to do the croupier style hand movements to demonstrate "All gone".
I call this the "Magic Trick".... Nothing up my sleeves, nothing in my hands.....
“All gone! All gone! Good girl! All gone”.

Chris Type R

8,026 posts

249 months

Tuesday 12th November 2019
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... you realise that there really aren't enough poo bins where they're needed.