Smoking, trying to drive & stench

Smoking, trying to drive & stench

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fromkentgent

Original Poster:

69 posts

11 months

Saturday 30th November
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Almost every day I sew some clown trying to drive and a ciggy in the other hand.
The government does not want to ban smoking and trying to drive
because of the taxes it collects.

How on earth can you drive safely with a lit stick in your hand that throws
smoke into your and others eyes.

The other thing these clowns never fail to amuse me is they nearly always have
their window open even in freezing and rainy weather hence sharing
their stench and disease with those that do not want it.

These type more often than not are in older, battered cars unless its women then
its an old suv or newer Corsa. If you don't believe me, just watch the next ten smokers
and rarely will they have a decent car.

The clowns/smokers will often toss out their ash and cig butt on the road and
if thrown from a van, higher car it can land in your car if your window/s are open and landed on mine years
ago when I had a S class MB saloon - landed between the bonnet and wipers smoked for a good minute.
I tried to catch up with the inbred but traffic lights went in the inbreds favour.

These clowns are also usually guilty of the no-hands syndrome about 99% of the time as ciggy in one hand how on earth can they indicate.
These clowns slow down traffic especially at the roundabout as they don't indicate as 50% of the other clowns with the no-hands syndrome.
I politely hand gestured to a clown the other day at a roundabout why not indicate as it was truing left i could have gone straight on - should have seen the look on the inbreds face as though it wanted to hit me. I'm scared of creatures like that but if attacked I
will use reasonable force to body slam the inbred.

Do you, family, friend a inbred you know smokes and is guilty of driving badly like I have seen many times? Have you ever asked them why they don't keep windows closed and enjoy all of their stenches and why they don't indicate? In my family/relative no one smokes as its a lower class thing the vast majority of the time.

Please do not take offence if you smoke whilst trying to drive, keep your windows closed, don't throw out your rubbish out of your window and put others at risk and use your indicators.



Edited by fromkentgent on Saturday 30th November 13:18

austinsmirk

3,617 posts

71 months

Saturday 30th November
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Wow!

DoubleD

9,730 posts

56 months

Saturday 30th November
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Wow, you're in a bad mood ha ha

Others smoking and having the window down has never affected me, so they can keep doing that if they want as far as im concerned.

iphonedyou

7,606 posts

105 months

Saturday 30th November
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Hun is definitely not ok.

Leon R

386 posts

44 months

Saturday 30th November
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4/10 rant.

Not enough swearing.

thebraketester

8,347 posts

86 months

Saturday 30th November
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Blimey..... 2 innocent people stabbed yesterday, and this is the best you can come up with??

Pica-Pica

6,162 posts

32 months

Saturday 30th November
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I live and let live. Smoking with children in a car is illegal.
Next non-issue.

Edited by Pica-Pica on Saturday 30th November 21:57

Mexman

1,717 posts

32 months

Saturday 30th November
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I enjoy a smoke whilst driving.
Got a problem with that?

clockworks

2,864 posts

93 months

Saturday 30th November
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Because the pollution from half a gramme of tobacco burnt over the course of 10 minutes is way more damaging than what's coming out of the car's exhaust?

Any half-way competent driver/smoker puts their fag in their mouth whilst doing a complicated manoeuvre, leaving both hands free for driving.

I do agree that flicking fag butts at bikers or soft-tops is a bit anti-social though.

Reciprocating mass

5,526 posts

189 months

Saturday 30th November
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When you gonna call out for the ban of cup holders
yikes

popeyewhite

10,667 posts

68 months

Saturday 30th November
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Mexman said:
I enjoy a smoke whilst driving.
Got a problem with that?
Read the OP.

My name is popeye and I used to smoke and drive. I stopped about ten years ago. I don't begrudge people the right to smoke in their cars, but I remember mine used to smell absolutely terrible. And the mess of ash thrown back in from the open window 'flick' on the floor in the back. Yuck. And I although I did it thousands of times I do feel irritated when I see someone chuck a fag out of a car, so I can imagine how annoyed a non-smoker might get. Such careless, senseless littering.

monzaxjr

269 posts

94 months

Saturday 30th November
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Pathetic. Shíte troll is shíte.

hucumber

370 posts

45 months

Saturday 30th November
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OP if this isn't trolling then I am concerned about your mental health. Have you thought about going to see someone?

Mexman

1,717 posts

32 months

Saturday 30th November
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OP is a fking village idiot.
Read other posts from this clown.

Monkeylegend

16,818 posts

179 months

Saturday 30th November
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Mexman said:
OP is a fking village idiot.
Read other posts from this clown.
To be quite frank that is an insult to the village idiots of this world smile

Rod200SX

7,022 posts

124 months

Saturday 30th November
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Agreed smoking whilst driving is so dangerous. I go with the method of keeping my bong in the cup holder, so one can simply lean over whilst keeping both hands on the wheel.

Antony Moxey

4,798 posts

167 months

Saturday 30th November
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When I smoked I never had any problems having a fag when driving, neither did I freeze to death having the window open just wide enough to flick the ash out in winter. Other than smoking when non smokers are in the car (which I never did) I don’t really know what the OP’s whining about.

Don Roque

16,778 posts

107 months

Saturday 30th November
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Smokers always have yellow fingertips too. How do they get that thick brown stain on the thumb and index finger though? Is it from falling asleep with a lit tab in their hand and having it burn down slowly?

Like this:


popeyewhite

10,667 posts

68 months

Saturday 30th November
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Stains like that = chaining rollups.

markymarkthree

444 posts

119 months

Saturday 30th November
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Blimey!!! a full wet wipe.
Perhaps you need a smoke to chill a little.