Tell us why you couldn't race him away from the lights

Tell us why you couldn't race him away from the lights

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DickyC

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34,969 posts

146 months

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He had a diamante steering wheel cover.

Standards have to be maintained.

Tyre Smoke

12,494 posts

209 months

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He had blue and yellow battenburg all down the sides. And a rotating roofrack.

J4CKO

28,574 posts

148 months

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He was in a Subary Legacy Spec R....

Leins

6,928 posts

96 months

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I was in a 316i

ghiblicup

511 posts

162 months

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It was 5 degrees I had Cup 2's

paintman

5,355 posts

138 months

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Because the local Police have a habit of setting up just up the road from this set of lights & the winner of the traffic light Grand Prix gets a nice certificate through the post to prove he's won.
Local knowledge can be an advantage!

beerexpressman

206 posts

85 months

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SWMBO was sat to my left.

NickGRhodes

353 posts

20 months

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I left my driving gloves at home.

Exige77

4,025 posts

139 months

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My cheap re-map only works on weekdays.

standards

655 posts

166 months

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For me I wouldn’t rather than couldn’t. wink
Smoothness over (excess) speed every time...

MYOB

2,724 posts

86 months

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They never wait for the green light and put their foot down on amber which is cheating.

LimaDelta

4,126 posts

166 months

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Because I was inverted.

fatboy18

16,743 posts

159 months

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Woops!

T5R+

1,084 posts

157 months

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S/He was on a 1 litre motorcycle.

Mike1990

733 posts

79 months

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Vauxhall gearboxes don’t like to be rushed from 1st to 2nd...

FWIW

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45 months

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LimaDelta said:
Because I was inverted.
Nerd.

Never you mind

1,441 posts

60 months

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I would have spilled my beer.

standards

655 posts

166 months

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LimaDelta said:
Because I was inverted.
clap

JakeT

2,711 posts

68 months

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I was a little bit tired.

DickyC

Original Poster:

34,969 posts

146 months

Tuesday
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Because it is morally reprehensible.

I'm not sure what that means but I thought it might add gravitas to the discussion.