Tell us why you couldn't race him away from the lights

[Roboticarm]

Engine was cold so couldn't hit lift (Toyota 2zz owners will know)

[anonymous-user]

IforB said:

Because I was still working out which buttons I needed to press for Launch Control when the lights went green...

And:

"Because i was still a 17 minute wait away from Ludicrous mode......."

[fatboy18]

The Fuel gauge was past empty and I was running on Fumes

[fatboy18]

Just the other side of the lights was a fkin Speed camera

[Speed addicted]

Because I traded the 4.4 litre V8 for a sensible 2.0 litre diesel and it’s sucked all of the fun out of driving.

[Mr Tidy]

Because I was in a BMW 330i, and he was in an M3.

So I didn't bother trying.

[Graveworm]

I tried inhaling the Nos.. Woke up in 2019

[Piersman2]

Because my car shat it's transfer box leaving me stuck in the middle of the traffic light junction, until the nice van load of passing police officers stopped by 10 minutes later and helped push me off the main road.

[RDMcG]

2005 Smart Fortwo.

He offered me a tow

[vtchequers]

Because I have a beard.

[Bobtherallyfan]

Because I’m listening to Enya on the CD

[anonymous-user]

Because Subaru’s are always quicker.

[MXRod]

Dave. said:

MX5.....

We all know how slow they are, no need to prove it....

'Even my diesel Tiguan can match my 5s 0_60 time

[rowley birkin]

Hammerhead said:

Gillian was busy..

[foggy]

Milk would slop over the side of the bowl of cornflakes I was eating.

[SlowAndDull]

I would have spilled my pint

[James_33]

LimaDelta said:

Because I was inverted.

You have a Polaroid of that?

[Castrol for a knave]

I was turning left*


Favourite trick - rev the engine, creep it forward, stare at him and matey next to me gets all excited and revs and get's ready and boom, the big off - he goes flying up the road - I turn left.

[fatboy18]

I was in the middle of an important Business call

[Steven_RW]

Reciprocating mass said:

Because I passed the age of 18 many years ago
And it’s a bit sad

"Why so serious?"