Tell us why you couldn't race him away from the lights

[wolfie28]

Because I'm pan-sexual and I do not recognise him or her, only them or their

Edited by wolfie28 on Thursday 5th December 01:09

[The Li-ion King]

Because Mr Corbyn is very easily travel sick and Eddie Izzard might take a tumble down the stairs in his heels if he's walking about the campaign bus

Edited by The Li-ion King on Thursday 5th December 03:24

[RSteve]

Because I was turning right!
Sat at the lights in my EP3 and an Auris Uber pulled up next to me, waved for me to lower my window and asked if 'we're going for it'? To which I replied that I couldn't as I was heading in a different direction, he then told me he used to own a Premier Edition that he just sold, told me nice car mate and off he went, all whilst with a taxi full of customers.

[Leins]

Because we were a couple of boys in daddy’s 928, so we gave them a head start... Hit it!!

[Rich Boy Spanner]

Because whenever you get into a racey situation with someone else they nearly always do something really, really stupid to win, and I don't fancy ending up in jail for causing death by dangerous driving or some other joint venture charge.

[Mr. Potato Head]

CrossMember said:

Excuses. Excuses

Post of the year.

[pinchmeimdreamin]

Because you never know when a train may be crossing the road.

[SturdyHSV]

Because it wasn't half-term and I was at school

[RazerSauber]

I still had summer air in my tyres.

[anonymous-user]

Mr. Potato Head said:

CrossMember said:

Excuses. Excuses

Post of the year.

Have another best post I’ve read in a long time

[T-195]

Too busy texting with one hand and smoking with the other.

[Leins]

CrossMember said:

Excuses. Excuses

And again, great post!

[crofty1984]

I drive a 1.6 diesel hrv

[Stockman14]

Digby said:

Nothing to prove. I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

[Graveworm]

Digby said:

Nothing to prove. I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

Me too, although these days it can also be during the night.

[PistonBroker]

My 335d hasn't been remapped.

[Cotty]

Because I didn't have my rear seats folded down.

[DickyC]

Because just at the point of launch the top hose sprung a pinhole leak which sprayed a tiny jet of water directly on to the number three spark plug.

[VeeFource]

Because I was test driving a mk7 Fiesta ST which only has 15 seconds of overboost to please the insurance companies. Also he was in a hire car.

[gruffgriff]

Vinegar strokes