Badly modified cars thread Mk3

[AW111]

gazza285 said:

AceKid said:

Has anyone seen this ungodly heap of cow excrement??
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-One-of-a-Kind-Classic-Ferrari-replica-based-on-Toyota-MR2/313444790209?hash=item48fac3efc1:g:af4AAOSwhHJgQ9M6

MR2 Ferrari

If I ever had fk-you money, I'd love to turn a Ferrari into an MR2 or 240z replica.

[Mr lestat]

Halmyre said:

Wheel_Turned_Out said:

Given this 220d is rocking a truly ferocious 235hp, according to the ad, I can see why they needed such a big wing.

3D number plate. Say no more.

Thank you for saying 3D numberplate, my daughter (24) insists they are called 4D, I asked whats the 4th dimension but it just seems to go over her and her bf’s head.

[LennyM1984]

Mr lestat said:

Thank you for saying 3D numberplate, my daughter (24) insists they are called 4D, I asked whats the 4th dimension but it just seems to go over her and her bf’s head.

The 4th dimension is time. Affixing one of these number plates to your car gives you enough power to bend time and arrive at MaccyD's before you even left the house.

[Wheel_Turned_Out]

Seller says this Mk 1 Golf "needs work". He ain't lying.



Bonus points for Merc hubcaps, but only on the one side.

[E63eeeeee...]

Wheel_Turned_Out said:

Seller says this Mk 1 Golf "needs work". He ain't lying.



Bonus points for Merc hubcaps, but only on the one side.

"Show Car" - all that shows is that some people shouldn't be allowed near cars.

[Red9zero]

LennyM1984 said:

Mr lestat said:

Thank you for saying 3D numberplate, my daughter (24) insists they are called 4D, I asked whats the 4th dimension but it just seems to go over her and her bf’s head.

The 4th dimension is time. Affixing one of these number plates to your car gives you enough power to bend time and arrive at MaccyD's before you even left the house.

There is an immaculate DB9 that lives round the corner from me. It has 3D plates though

[Court_S]

Halmyre said:

Wheel_Turned_Out said:

Given this 220d is rocking a truly ferocious 235hp, according to the ad, I can see why they needed such a big wing.

3D number plate. Say no more.

All it needs is wind deflectors and Instagram name stickers.

That’s awful. Why would you do that to a car?

[Teddy Lop]

LennyM1984 said:

Mr lestat said:

Thank you for saying 3D numberplate, my daughter (24) insists they are called 4D, I asked whats the 4th dimension but it just seems to go over her and her bf’s head.

The 4th dimension is time. Affixing one of these number plates to your car gives you enough power to bend time and arrive at MaccyD's before you even left the house.

time makes sense, as you'd need to be about 12 years old to be impressed by it.

[anonymous-user]

Wheel_Turned_Out said:

Seller says this Mk 1 Golf "needs work". He ain't lying.



Bonus points for Merc hubcaps, but only on the one side.

I'm somewhat embarrassed to admit that I quite like that

[Mr Tidy]

hucumber said:

I'm somewhat embarrassed to admit that I quite like that

And so you should be!

Do you have a branch of SpecSavers near you?

[DanielSan]

A friend sent me this abomination while he was out yesterday. It seems rude not to share it

[67Dino]

DanielSan said:

A friend sent me this abomination while he was out yesterday. It seems rude not to share it

Just needs red exhaust tips and you’ve got...

[threadlock]

To be fair, it needs that huge spoiler over its rear wheels to counterbalance that 2.0 diesel anchor hanging out past the front wheels.

Not sure why the doors are vented though.

[Cheekster247]

67Dino said:

DanielSan said:

A friend sent me this abomination while he was out yesterday. It seems rude not to share it

Just needs red exhaust tips and you’ve got...

[Noah EV]

supacool1 said:

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa



Those crap vents are just stuck on. If they were fitted correctly they'd still be crap but should be stuck down from the underside of the bonnet! Also love the shoppping list on the bonnet. Kenwood and Alpine?!?! Alpine twice no less....


What
a
Turd

What a stty thing to do to a car. Kenwood always makes me think of toasters an kettles.

[Its Just Adz]

hucumber said:

I'm somewhat embarrassed to admit that I quite like that

I do too, had some really hard work done. I like the crazy body dropped cars.

[TekoTime]

DanielSan said:

A friend sent me this abomination while he was out yesterday. It seems rude not to share it

In that colour it kind of looks like an FG Falcon.

[alec.e]

Red9zero said:

LennyM1984 said:

Mr lestat said:

Thank you for saying 3D numberplate, my daughter (24) insists they are called 4D, I asked whats the 4th dimension but it just seems to go over her and her bf’s head.

The 4th dimension is time. Affixing one of these number plates to your car gives you enough power to bend time and arrive at MaccyD's before you even left the house.

There is an immaculate DB9 that lives round the corner from me. It has 3D plates though

I have 3d gel plates on my car, why? Because I like them. Not much different to the plates in the 1970s.

[Wheel_Turned_Out]

Well, this half-wrapped Audi A3 description says "black camo", but it definitely looks more like flock wallpaper to me.

[seefarr]

TekoTime said:

DanielSan said:

A friend sent me this abomination while he was out yesterday. It seems rude not to share it

In that colour it kind of looks like an FG Falcon.

A melted FG Falcon.