Weirdest car photo on a selling website?

Weirdest car photo on a selling website?

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Gad-Westy

14,548 posts

213 months

Saturday 30th May 2020
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moonigan said:
OK. Back, lost over an hour there. But my god it was worth it. I present to you....

That’s a classy time piece getting a little wrist time there.

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 30th May 2020
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I'd love that as a daily beater might pull the trigger on it.

Buster73

5,058 posts

153 months

Saturday 30th May 2020
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Wacky Racer said:
Advertising your cars in the middle of a lake.


You’ve missed the point about him harping on that he was first to do so , it’s on the Hartley estate , he’s a deal maker and other self publicist quotes he prattles on about.


can't remember

1,078 posts

128 months

Saturday 30th May 2020
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Bowlers said:
That's a really creepy photo. Like he's just about to drive the Golf to a deserted lay by and do bad things to it.

Buster73

5,058 posts

153 months

Saturday 30th May 2020
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trickywoo said:
TR4man said:
I’m also intrigued by the selling price. What an odd amount to be asking.
It’s probably a no negotiation tactic.
I’m sure he’d knock the odd quid off.

Auto810graphy

1,397 posts

92 months

Saturday 30th May 2020
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AlexRS2782 said:
Similar theme to the Hartley pic at the top of the page:

Any of the big dealer groups that (badly) Photoshop images of their cars onto different backgrounds in a failed attempt to provide an upmarket / posh setting to promote the car & try (well fail) to hide the reality of the dire / boring location of where the car / dealer is actually located hehe

Examples normally feature:

- The car is always well out of scale compared to the luxurious building, golf course, country club, forest, etc, it has been superimposed into hehe
- If it was parked in the way it was, with a real background & not the fake one, it would actually be parked halfway through a wall, hedge, etc.
- Whoever did the image crop, forgot to edit out the tarmac in the photo around the wheels of the car that indicate the car is in fact parked in a disabled bay, or no parking zone, not the posh, country club estate featured in the background laugh

A few examples from a couple of the prolific dealer groups on eBay hehe





Edited by AlexRS2782 on Saturday 30th May 01:35
Good bit of software as no photoshop needed, just upload the images and they come back without any background cars or Dave from service photobombing.

wjwren

4,484 posts

135 months

Saturday 30th May 2020
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The carswithnoreserve pictures on ebay are normally dire. They black the background out using mspaint. Abysmal.

The spinner of plates

17,686 posts

200 months

Saturday 30th May 2020
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unsprung said:
Not too different are the crowd-sourced nominees to "Best of Craig's List".

For example:

"Beautiful Italian Paperweight!"

"I'm just an average dude that always wanted a Maserati. Since I was a kid I lusted after those Italian curves and exhaust note. Now my own kids come to me and ask me why there's no food to eat and the electricity has been turned off and I have to tell them it's because Daddy's car is sick again."

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/esh/63246900...
That’s a quality advert, I like him!

If I was local and in the market for one, I’d view it hehe

HTP99

22,529 posts

140 months

Saturday 30th May 2020
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When we ended up having to use a 360 degree camera to show the inside of the car, a colleague who was tasked with taking the photos for some reason didn't listen to the instructions on how to do it:

Basically set it up on its tripod in the middle of the inside of the car, get out of the car, get the image on your phone, hide behind the rearmost pillar and take the photo.

I was looking at our used stock on our website, clicked into a car to see the photos and there in the 360 image was him, sitting in the backseat with his handout (holding the camera, but you couldn't see it), with a strange expression on his face, all of them were like this.

It was bloody funny and we ripped the piss out of him for ages, I even set up one of the images as his desktop background.

DoubleD

22,154 posts

108 months

Monday 1st June 2020
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This is on autotrader, its an advert to not buy the same car that is being advertised by somebody else!

Kia Niro £13,500

Edited by DoubleD on Monday 1st June 14:26

GVK

807 posts

242 months

Monday 1st June 2020
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A while back there was a Ferrari on eBay with the owner recieving a blow job.

Sorry, no I didn't save the pic.

The spinner of plates

17,686 posts

200 months

Monday 1st June 2020
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NK85 said:
The first pic is even weirder!

0a

23,900 posts

194 months

Monday 1st June 2020
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This is where I wish there was a photo... https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C307146


CRA1G

6,518 posts

195 months

Monday 1st June 2020
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Argleton said:
alorotom said:
Wacky Racer said:
Advertising your cars in the middle of a lake.


I really dislike the infamous Hartley lake
Someone is either ducking down and hiding from shot inside the car or they have very wet shoes.

That's what I take away from that.
It's a remote controlled bridge that lifts.? So is higher when you drive on then get out and lower it for the photos and lift it again walk back on and drive off.... simples rolleyes

DickyC

49,692 posts

198 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2020
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Dan_1981

17,377 posts

199 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2020
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I think you could rent her for less.

Chubbyross

4,545 posts

85 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2020
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DickyC said:
That’ll be a hell of a dent in the bonnet. I’ll not be buying that, thank you very much.

DickyC

49,692 posts

198 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2020
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Chubbyross said:
That’ll be a hell of a dent in the bonnet. I’ll not be buying that, thank you very much.

Chubbyross

4,545 posts

85 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2020
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DickyC said:
Chubbyross said:
That’ll be a hell of a dent in the bonnet. I’ll not be buying that, thank you very much.
That’s unforgivable.