Got any strange yearnings for bizarre cars?

Got any strange yearnings for bizarre cars?

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swisstoni

16,997 posts

279 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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Register1 said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
swisstoni said:
I have absolutely no need for one of these.
But I want one. (FJ Cruiser)

Yes, but in yellow & white only

Are they any good off road, or really just for black top.
They are based on the Landcruiser so should be better than most.

farrendahl

1,248 posts

174 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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Okay not exactly bizarre but, Big French, not as pretty as the car it replaced, and dependent on age only available as a diesel



I also proceeded to give into said yearnings and have just bought one, so after years of not having french electronic glitches (last car was a Saab that I had for three years, prior to that I had a Vel Satis) I'm now back into the world of questionable electronics and a list full of issues that I need to rectify on it, and worryingly....this makes me really happy.

andrewcliffe

962 posts

224 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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culpz said:
I really fancy an automatic Lexus IS200. I know it's not really that bizarre, but they're slow, thirsty, 4-speed auto, probably boring and come with a bit of a strange image. However, they're extremely cheap to buy, reliable, RWD, 6-cylinder, nice to be in and i think the exterior is really nice too.
Go for the Japanese import Altezza with RS200 2 litre version. Loose two cylinders but more power and better mpg. 200hp in the auto, 210hp in the manual.

Oilchange

8,462 posts

260 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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Byker28i said:
Oilchange said:
Seem to have a yearning for this parked on the drive. All 3 tonnes of it!

A Snatch Wolf full armoured?



There's one in the classifieds
https://www.pistonheads.com/buy/listing/11079712
Doesn't have a number plate, bit of a deal breaker...

irocfan

40,438 posts

190 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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Wadeski said:


But rumbling around with the roof down in one of these for a summer has an appeal.
you won't get me arguing with you there hehe

ChevronB19

5,780 posts

163 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
When Hyundai launched the Porest motorhome, it was mocked for being ludicrously ugly, although brilliantly specced for the price. But I really like it. Unfortunately, not officially available in the UK


Shouldn't like. But like a lot.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,265 posts

180 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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ChevronB19 said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
When Hyundai launched the Porest motorhome, it was mocked for being ludicrously ugly, although brilliantly specced for the price. But I really like it. Unfortunately, not officially available in the UK


Shouldn't like. But like a lot.
Yeah, snap. A shared dirty little secret.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,356 posts

150 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
ChevronB19 said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
When Hyundai launched the Porest motorhome, it was mocked for being ludicrously ugly, although brilliantly specced for the price. But I really like it. Unfortunately, not officially available in the UK


Shouldn't like. But like a lot.
Yeah, snap. A shared dirty little secret.
In the Far East, it sells for around £43K, and comes with an electric slide out rear section, to give extra space when parked up, the kind of thing you only usually find on motorhomes costing £250K plus.


itcaptainslow

3,700 posts

136 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
ChevronB19 said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
When Hyundai launched the Porest motorhome, it was mocked for being ludicrously ugly, although brilliantly specced for the price. But I really like it. Unfortunately, not officially available in the UK


Shouldn't like. But like a lot.
Yeah, snap. A shared dirty little secret.
Yup. I really quite like that.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,265 posts

180 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
In the Far East, it sells for around £43K, and comes with an electric slide out rear section, to give extra space when parked up, the kind of thing you only usually find on motorhomes costing £250K plus.

Stop it Twig. The dirty talk is getting too much. I now really want one of those. Like, really want.

bristolracer

5,540 posts

149 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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MonkeyMatt said:
I've been looking at picking up a cheap wagon for camping/outdoor trips. SUVs don't quite cut it and proper stuff like Landrovers/Wranglers are too expensive! Have an urge for one of these, very cheap as they aren't fashionable, acres of room with the third row down and plenty of room for sleeping in the back if needed. Thinking a proper roof rack or roof tent and a bike rack. Could be prefect

You need a Citroen Berlingo multispace in your life.

kainedog

361 posts

174 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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Renault avantime, Citroen c6

valiant

10,219 posts

160 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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Landcruiser 70.

For years I’ve been trying to justify one and I really can’t but for some reason I really, really want one.

Wadeski

8,157 posts

213 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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I have 100 series and I can just say DO IT on the land cruiser. an all time classic.

GearKnob

43 posts

37 months

Thursday 25th March 2021
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Almost anything BL and Austin Rover, except for Marinas/Itals is cool by me. Princess maybe..

Anything Russian, especially Rivas, Nivas, Volgas and Bukhanka vans. I saw loads of those vans in their natural habitat, they're magnificent!

I fancy a Reliant too, someday. I quite like the kitten, partly because I like kittens, but also because it's a little RWD hatch that doesn't rust!

TwigtheWonderkid

43,356 posts

150 months

Thursday 25th March 2021
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
In the Far East, it sells for around £43K, and comes with an electric slide out rear section, to give extra space when parked up, the kind of thing you only usually find on motorhomes costing £250K plus.

Stop it Twig. The dirty talk is getting too much. I now really want one of those. Like, really want.
If you decide to flog the 124 Spyder to fund it, drop me a DM. I'd love to buy it and turn up at Adrian's place at the wheel!!

Shnozz

27,473 posts

271 months

Thursday 25th March 2021
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Not so much a car as a UTV side by side.

Road legal.


austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Thursday 25th March 2021
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
When Hyundai launched the Porest motorhome, it was mocked for being ludicrously ugly, although brilliantly specced for the price. But I really like it. Unfortunately, not officially available in the UK


Look on jap car import sites etc , there are similar things for sale. Often 4x4 too. And very cleverly put together. Quite niche things though and they’d stand out !

culpz

4,882 posts

112 months

Thursday 25th March 2021
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andrewcliffe said:
culpz said:
I really fancy an automatic Lexus IS200. I know it's not really that bizarre, but they're slow, thirsty, 4-speed auto, probably boring and come with a bit of a strange image. However, they're extremely cheap to buy, reliable, RWD, 6-cylinder, nice to be in and i think the exterior is really nice too.
Go for the Japanese import Altezza with RS200 2 litre version. Loose two cylinders but more power and better mpg. 200hp in the auto, 210hp in the manual.
Yeah, I've seen those but they're pretty rare and tend to command a premium. I'd probably go for an IS300 if i could find one. They're quite scarce but come with the 5-speed tiptronic box as standard and the N/A 2JZ.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,356 posts

150 months

Thursday 25th March 2021
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austinsmirk said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
When Hyundai launched the Porest motorhome, it was mocked for being ludicrously ugly, although brilliantly specced for the price. But I really like it. Unfortunately, not officially available in the UK


Look on jap car import sites etc , there are similar things for sale. Often 4x4 too. And very cleverly put together. Quite niche things though and they’d stand out !
I don't want similar things. I want THIS thing, bought officially thru the UK Hyundai network, with their 5 yr manufacturer's warranty.