I've become bored of cars.

I've become bored of cars.

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MC Bodge

21,628 posts

175 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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nickfrog said:
laughlaughlaugh

In fairness eating tasteless prawns in a plastic container washed down with cheap wine would be similar to a prolonged stay in a dungeon for me but we're all different I suppose.
Have you ever encountered Sideways Si when you have been there?

nickfrog

21,143 posts

217 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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MC Bodge said:
Have you ever encountered Sideways Si when you have been there?
laugh

I imagine that his presence and his humour would massively mitigate the pain endured so if I do end up in a dungeon I hope I can share it with him, providing no prawns in plastic trays are on the menu, as that would be a step too far.

SidewaysSi

10,742 posts

234 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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nickfrog said:
MC Bodge said:
Have you ever encountered Sideways Si when you have been there?
laugh

I imagine that his presence and his humour would massively mitigate the pain endured so if I do end up in a dungeon I hope I can share it with him, providing no prawns in plastic trays are on the menu, as that would be a step too far.
Mr Nick, you are too kind smile

Balancing pleasure and pain is far harder than balancing a drift against the lockstops... Or walking the plank whilst sipping a glass of wine.

M4cruiser

3,635 posts

150 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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LamedonM said:
Probably OP does not understand how to drive a rear wheel torque car. Select your M button to choose: Sport for engine, Sport + for suspension, comfort for steering and choose 3 for the DCT gear change. Hold your nerve, brake late or let off accelerator slightly when approaching a bend, and place the wheel at the Apex of the bend, accelerate gently out of the Apex and the bend, pay attention to the sound and the grip of the wheels, feel the magic of M differential, feel the sensation of being pushed out.
You would appreciate you have one hell of a car

It won’t be as nimble as a smaller, but you would still enjoy it
Lamedon seems to have forgotten that public roads are for transport, not sport.
If you want to experience your M button then do it on a track at the weekends.
Most of us have learned that to share the roads with all ages and experiences of driver, all size of vehicle, all competencies (and incompetencies) you just need to waft along. A mass-produced automatic 90bhp is fine for this.


cerb4.5lee

30,570 posts

180 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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M4cruiser said:
Lamedon seems to have forgotten that public roads are for transport, not sport.
If you want to experience your M button then do it on a track at the weekends.
Most of us have learned that to share the roads with all ages and experiences of driver, all size of vehicle, all competencies (and incompetencies) you just need to waft along. A mass-produced automatic 90bhp is fine for this.
I'd go from being very interested in cars...to being completely bored of cars if I was driving a mass produced automatic car with 90bhp. I reckon that I'd prefer Steve's prawns and cheap wine instead to be fair! hehe

Or if I can get directions to the dungeon with Si and Nick then even better! biggrin

Jaguar steve

9,232 posts

210 months

Thursday 26th May 2022
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cerb4.5lee said:
I'd go from being very interested in cars...to being completely bored of cars if I was driving a mass produced automatic car with 90bhp. I reckon that I'd prefer Steve's prawns and cheap wine instead to be fair! hehe
You sure about that?

90bhp is ten times the power my single cylinder diesel makes. smile

nickfrog

21,143 posts

217 months

Thursday 26th May 2022
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cerb4.5lee said:
Or if I can get directions to the dungeon with Si and Nick then even better! biggrin
I just whatsapped them to you Lee. They have just taken delivery of a high revving low torque hoist for demanding customers like you. It apparently also emulates the noise of a S65 4.0 engine for the perfect aural experience.

cerb4.5lee

30,570 posts

180 months

Thursday 26th May 2022
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nickfrog said:
cerb4.5lee said:
Or if I can get directions to the dungeon with Si and Nick then even better! biggrin
I just whatsapped them to you Lee. They have just taken delivery of a high revving low torque hoist for demanding customers like you. It apparently also emulates the noise of a S65 4.0 engine for the perfect aural experience.
hehe

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LamedonM

419 posts

42 months

Thursday 26th May 2022
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M4cruiser said:
Lamedon seems to have forgotten that public roads are for transport, not sport.
If you want to experience your M button then do it on a track at the weekends.
Most of us have learned that to share the roads with all ages and experiences of driver, all size of vehicle, all competencies (and incompetencies) you just need to waft along. A mass-produced automatic 90bhp is fine for this.
The assumption is that you have to break the speed limit to enjoy the above. You don't have to my friend, to enjoy these cars. You should be sensible to know the suitable time (Sunday mornings) and place, non residential areas and never step onto the oncoming lane.

SidewaysSi

10,742 posts

234 months

Thursday 26th May 2022
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M4cruiser said:
LamedonM said:
Probably OP does not understand how to drive a rear wheel torque car. Select your M button to choose: Sport for engine, Sport + for suspension, comfort for steering and choose 3 for the DCT gear change. Hold your nerve, brake late or let off accelerator slightly when approaching a bend, and place the wheel at the Apex of the bend, accelerate gently out of the Apex and the bend, pay attention to the sound and the grip of the wheels, feel the magic of M differential, feel the sensation of being pushed out.
You would appreciate you have one hell of a car

It won’t be as nimble as a smaller, but you would still enjoy it
Lamedon seems to have forgotten that public roads are for transport, not sport.
If you want to experience your M button then do it on a track at the weekends.
Most of us have learned that to share the roads with all ages and experiences of driver, all size of vehicle, all competencies (and incompetencies) you just need to waft along. A mass-produced automatic 90bhp is fine for this.
What a load of BS.

a_dreamer

2,031 posts

37 months

Friday 3rd June 2022
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I'm tempted to pick up a new M4 having for bored waiting for a 911 and realising that the lack of practicality of the 911 will have me drive it rarely.

I do however think the M4 is too much for the road and the way I mainly drive but it has always been something I want to do and I want a "special" car.

However I do feel almost forced towards the M4 and other equivalents as there is so much boring new car out there now. Partly I'm becoming a boring middle aged moan and partly cos I feel modern car design is naff. Then to leave myself in purgatory I'm always nervous of an old car as I like modern tech and hassle free cars with a guarantee

Slow

6,973 posts

137 months

Friday 3rd June 2022
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a_dreamer said:
I'm tempted to pick up a new M4 having for bored waiting for a 911 and realising that the lack of practicality of the 911 will have me drive it rarely.

I do however think the M4 is too much for the road and the way I mainly drive but it has always been something I want to do and I want a "special" car.

However I do feel almost forced towards the M4 and other equivalents as there is so much boring new car out there now. Partly I'm becoming a boring middle aged moan and partly cos I feel modern car design is naff. Then to leave myself in purgatory I'm always nervous of an old car as I like modern tech and hassle free cars with a guarantee
Mustang?

bennno

11,636 posts

269 months

Friday 3rd June 2022
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a_dreamer said:
I'm tempted to pick up a new M4 having for bored waiting for a 911 and realising that the lack of practicality of the 911 will have me drive it rarely.

I do however think the M4 is too much for the road and the way I mainly drive but it has always been something I want to do and I want a "special" car.

However I do feel almost forced towards the M4 and other equivalents as there is so much boring new car out there now. Partly I'm becoming a boring middle aged moan and partly cos I feel modern car design is naff. Then to leave myself in purgatory I'm always nervous of an old car as I like modern tech and hassle free cars with a guarantee
New m2 out soon.

a_dreamer

2,031 posts

37 months

Friday 3rd June 2022
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bennno said:
New m2 out soon.
My only concern with that is that it's that bit smaller and therefore a bit cramped in the back for the kids. The same thing that puts me off the 911, plus the fact it's a fair bit more expensive than both.

I don't doubt that it's a more fun car given its lighter.

a_dreamer

2,031 posts

37 months

Friday 3rd June 2022
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Slow said:
Mustang?
I do love the look of them. Less so the inside, but it is one that keeps tempting me

Hoofy

76,354 posts

282 months

Saturday 4th June 2022
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Went for a midnight run down some local roads. It was a bit moist but I found some roads that could be described as a proverbial "rip roaring rollercoaster ride of a road." (Copyright (c) 1997 Car Magazine!)

Driving can still be fun. I was in the nice car but I've driven these roads in boring cars and it's still fun.

lornemalvo

2,172 posts

68 months

Saturday 4th June 2022
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Hoofy said:
Went for a midnight run down some local roads. It was a bit moist but I found some roads that could be described as a proverbial "rip roaring rollercoaster ride of a road." (Copyright (c) 1997 Car Magazine!)

Driving can still be fun. I was in the nice car but I've driven these roads in boring cars and it's still fun.
The nice car? Enigmatic

Hoofy

76,354 posts

282 months

Saturday 4th June 2022
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lornemalvo said:
Hoofy said:
Went for a midnight run down some local roads. It was a bit moist but I found some roads that could be described as a proverbial "rip roaring rollercoaster ride of a road." (Copyright (c) 1997 Car Magazine!)

Driving can still be fun. I was in the nice car but I've driven these roads in boring cars and it's still fun.
The nice car? Enigmatic
Well, it just detracts from the focus of the conversation. You can check my profile if you're really bothered about the car I was driving last night. biggrin

keo

2,053 posts

170 months

Saturday 4th June 2022
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Hoofy said:
Well, it just detracts from the focus of the conversation. You can check my profile if you're really bothered about the car I was driving last night. biggrin
Your current fleet is empty! laugh

Hoofy

76,354 posts

282 months

Saturday 4th June 2022
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keo said:
Hoofy said:
Well, it just detracts from the focus of the conversation. You can check my profile if you're really bothered about the car I was driving last night. biggrin
Your current fleet is empty! laugh
Haha oops. I just bang it into my description thing. The smiley face pic is the clue.