RE: Behold the Porsche Cayenne Convertible

RE: Behold the Porsche Cayenne Convertible

Thursday 4th August 2022

Behold the Porsche Cayenne Convertible

20 years ago Porsche made a one-off, drop-top SUV; brace yourselves for a look around...


Given the current fascination with all things raised ride height, another drop-top SUV wouldn’t be the strangest thing in the world. Sure, it's hardly the most popular vehicle niche out there, but after the Nissan Murano, Range Rover Evoque and VW T-Roc - which is still on sale, don’t forget - another wouldn’t be headline-grabbing news. It’d ruffle a few feathers, yeah, but nothing is really sacred when it comes to cars anymore. An electric one would even allow all the compliments from passers-by to be heard…

However, an Porsche Cayenne Convertible would surely have ruffled a few feathers. This car really is an officially sanctioned Porsche concept, too, first conjured up 20 years ago when a long wheelbase and coupe version of the original were also plotted. It would take 17 years after then for the Cayenne Coupe to become a reality, and the long-wheelbase still hasn’t, which shows just how adventurous these ideas were for the early 2000s. It can be easy to forget that the very notion of a Porsche 4x4 was contentious back then, leave alone alternative bodystyles.

Yet a cabrio concept was given the go-ahead - or a Package Function Model (PFM) at least. So it previewed this bizarre look, including the two enormous doors (but with back seats) and a pair of rear light designs, though didn’t add any strengthening, which meant it couldn’t be driven anywhere. Or get out of your field of vision. Roof up and in profile the origins of the Coupe can be seen, and it isn’t terrible, but roof down - with that rear deck like a camel’s hump and the Two-Face rear end - really is quite bad. The plan was for it to have a Targa-style roof that opened in both directions, however the concept had to make do with this arrangement while the designers argued about it. 

Even Porsche can’t quite see this as a cool concept that should have made it. “An SUV as a convertible is a challenge both aesthetically and formally,” said Michael Mauer, currently Porsche’s Chief Designer but not with the company in 2002. “An SUV always has a large and heavy body. You combine this with a small top half and then cut off the roof – you get very strange shapes emerging from that.” Which is the polite version, presumably. The Cayenne Convertible PFM now lives in a basement in the Porsche Museum, should you want to scare the children over the holidays. We look forward to seeing what else is lurking in there come the next big anniversary…


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Silvanus

Original Poster:

5,215 posts

23 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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That really does look like a cartoon hippo, hideous! they should put it on sale now, they will sell loads

MarvinTPA

227 posts

129 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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No, no, nope, no.

MarvinTPA

227 posts

129 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Just to make myself absolutely clear. No.

Exoticlover

284 posts

21 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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It would fill a nice niche, like Natasha Nice, between a 911 convertible and a Cayenne Coup.

Crumpet

3,894 posts

180 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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No worse than the normal Cayenne of the time. It’s never been a looker and only with this latest one has it reached the level of ‘inoffensive’.

S600BSB

4,622 posts

106 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Even worse than that awful RR Evoque thing.

Iamnotkloot

1,426 posts

147 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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My eyes!

GT9

6,559 posts

172 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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I can't decide which rear end design is preferable.
In fact, I'd suggest that if they built it non-symmetrical as shown in the photo, it wouldn't look any worse than choosing one option over the other.

Krikkit

26,527 posts

181 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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It's less hideous than the Evoque convertible I suppose laugh

Chubbyross

4,546 posts

85 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Checks date…nope, not April.

I’ve just done a bit of sick.

Exoticlover

284 posts

21 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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GT9 said:
I can't decide which rear end design is preferable.
In fact, I'd suggest that if they built it non-symmetrical as shown in the photo, it wouldn't look any worse than choosing one option over the other.
Range Rover Discovery's rear, anyone?

AmyRichardson

1,069 posts

42 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Stuff like this can raise my ire but this just seems to put an idiotic smile on face; it's so hideous and so misdirected that there's a real funny side to it.

The spinner of plates

17,696 posts

200 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Glanced at the pics, assumed this was an article about the 911 Targa...

<tongue in cheek>

RDMcG

19,142 posts

207 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Proves there was enough adult supervision at Porsche ti strangle this monster before it escaped.

Niffty951

2,333 posts

228 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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I was sick in my mouth a little bit

Numeric

1,396 posts

151 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Anything that makes the Suzuki XC90 look like a design masterpiece is a clear breach of all automotive rules...

But as others have said, some of what is built and sells today actually softens the impact of this to me, some of the SUV coupe things are just so incredibly ungainly.

Exoticlover

284 posts

21 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Massive epic road presence

Robertb

1,434 posts

238 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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To be fair, it looks less bad than I expected a Cayenne cabrio to look, though my expectations were extremely low.

Deranged Rover

3,392 posts

74 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Exoticlover said:
Range Rover Discovery's rear, anyone?
Eh? What's one of them, then?

That concept is truly hideous but, as a previous poster said, i bet they'd sell loads. Even with the back end unchanged...

LordHaveMurci

12,042 posts

169 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Silvanus said:
That really does look like a cartoon hippo, hideous! they should put it on sale now, they will sell loads
My thoughts exactly, if that hideous Mini ‘coupe’ sold then this will!