RE: Behold the Porsche Cayenne Convertible

RE: Behold the Porsche Cayenne Convertible

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howardhughes

999 posts

204 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Nature has been known to give birth to what is known as a chimera. This was one of them.

FA57REN

1,017 posts

55 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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sean ie3 said:
.. and the Pontiac Aztek. smile
The Aztek...



...was just 20 years ahead of the curve



Luke.

10,987 posts

250 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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FA57REN said:
The Aztek...



...was just 20 years ahead of the curve


The RAV4 looks great to me.

biggbn

23,200 posts

220 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Luke. said:
FA57REN said:
The Aztek...



...was just 20 years ahead of the curve


The RAV4 looks great to me.
And me. I like the Aztec too smile

pquinn

7,167 posts

46 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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biggbn said:
Luke. said:
FA57REN said:
The Aztek...



...was just 20 years ahead of the curve


The RAV4 looks great to me.
And me. I like the Aztec too smile
Except the Aztec looks like they stuck the front on the wrong way up, though the rest isn't too offensive.

That Cayenne though just doesn't have the proportions to work.

Wren-went

793 posts

38 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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This cayenne convertible is the equivalent of being hard up at 2am having beer goggles on pulling a monstrosity and taking it home, I've been desperate at times but have been thankful for doing without and I could certainly do with out this but no doubt if it had gone into production plenty of people with more money than taste would have bought them in droves , plenty would have been scene in Essex with a bright orange owner LoL.

sean ie3

1,990 posts

136 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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I have to speak, there is nothing forgivable concerning the Aztek.

nismo48

3,678 posts

207 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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Think Porsche nailed it back then..such a shame it didn't work out for them..
A large 2 door coupe with open top motoring too..
Imagine the Stig hammering it around the Top Gear track back then.. wink

TheMachMan

1,019 posts

222 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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This would be the perfect motor for an ugly fecker, as the car would still be uglier. And therefore make you look more attractive!

rowley birkin

485 posts

100 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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sean ie3 said:
I have to speak, there is nothing forgivable concerning the Aztek.
Very cool car for Breaking Bad fans.

cluckcluck

851 posts

185 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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As the previous owner of a regular convertible and now a vw t-roc cabrio, I genuinely don’t get why people react negatively towards suv style ragtops.

Of course they are compromised, but the gain is a real bespoke feeling. Having a pillarless opening with the roof up and windows down plus 2 doors makes it feel way more special than regular a suv.

For daily traffic ridden roads, I feel the suv trumps a lower slung convertible. It’s more comfortable, more chilled, you see more, feel more in the open and it just feels a bit cheeky, hence fun really. You slow down to take the environment in.

When the roofs up and it’s miserable weather it’s just a regular suv from inside.

Going just off looks alone and following the pack going “yuk” just seems shallow and somewhat sad to me.

Anyhowww back to the article. I think this is a brave prototype and with some more development could have been very cool. Probably way ahead for the time though.

Nowadays I reckon a torquey 4wd Porsche macan would be a fantastic car. Probably the best real world daily convertible you could buy.


The Brummie

9,371 posts

187 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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How too make the already fugly Cayenne look even fuglier!!!!

Hideous ‘creation’.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,327 posts

150 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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emix said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
I think it's great. I wish they'd actually done it 20 years ago, because by now they'd be in my price range.
No they wouldn't have been. No one would have bought them back then and they'd be rarities so nowadays in the current Porsche climate they'd be selling close to original price as the "rare and one of a kind never to be repeated, convertible Porsche SUV".

Land Rover sold plenty of Evoque convertibles, another car that's universally hated on PH. But PH isn't the real world. I remember to outcry when the Cayenne was launched. An SUV Porsche will only harm the brand apparently and it'll never last. Well how did that go? 20 years on they're still selling and the Macan is a hugely popular car.

blearyeyedboy

6,284 posts

179 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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cluckcluck said:
As the previous owner of a regular convertible and now a vw t-roc cabrio, I genuinely don’t get why people react negatively towards suv style ragtops.
Those are interesting thoughts.

I think this Cayenne study is a particularly egregious example of poor proportions, though. The T Roc is reasonably well-proportioned given the SUV format, helped by the modern trend for large diameter wheels and by how the roof stows neatly.

Examples from a past when wheels were usually smaller and which had large rumps where the boot folded- PT Cruiser, I'm looking at you- did the styling no favours.

On account of the Mk1 Cayenne having odd proportions in tin-top form meant it would always suffer in this format. Mk1 Cayenne needed to be that shape to get buyers used to a tall SUV-shaped Porsche, of course, but the more smoothed off proportions of a Macan might well work.

I can't say I'd be keen, but I can imagine that a market would exist. I can only think that's a good thing; it keeps car companies alive to make the Boxsters and Caymans that I would enjoy instead.

pmr01

318 posts

150 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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hahaha...996 speedster

TUS373

4,471 posts

281 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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That is the automotive equivalent of a day after a bad curry.


PHZero

1,314 posts

93 months

Thursday 4th August 2022
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fking hell that looks absolutely awful!

Fetchez la vache

5,572 posts

214 months

Friday 5th August 2022
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I assumed it was made in a shed by some mad Russian with a chainsaw and st loads of vodka and time, but Porsche actually built it?
Wow.

Wonder why they stopped at only the one? hehe

Wadeski

8,156 posts

213 months

Friday 5th August 2022
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It ugly, but i can see why they tried.

Buyers seem to want all cars to be SUV shaped these days, from city cars to Rolls Royces. Coupe SUVs did well, so why not drop tops?

richinlondon

593 posts

122 months

Friday 5th August 2022
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it's like with people, occasionally an extremely ugly person can be fascinating to look at.