RE: 2023 BMW XM | PH Review

RE: 2023 BMW XM | PH Review

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GingerMunky

1,166 posts

257 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Headline: BMW finds new levels of ugly/

E90_M3Ross

35,071 posts

212 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Raccaccoonie said:
biggbn said:
What a dreadful cliche. Perhaps we should all own only what we need? Thus doing away with the classic car movement and any car enthusiast who owns anything that can be considered profligate by a judgemental third party? Who would be the arbitrer? The state perhaps? We could all be issued sate built cars only if we qualify, its what we need after all?
This car is aimed at China male market, the average penis size is 4.3 inches. I think that speaks for itself.

There is a study that also found the link between small penis size and sportscar ownership

We found that males, and males over 30 in particular, rated sports cars as more desirable when they were made to feel that they had a small penis,"

https://futurism.com/neoscope/sports-cars-penis-si...

I read an article which says what you're saying, but no link to any such research paper. Anyone could make that up and say "it was in a research paper, honest mate!" ??

Scoobysaurus

172 posts

97 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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That is just monstrous, it’s actually a quite depressing state of affairs that manufacturers and the people who buy them deem stuff like this necessary, shame on BMW

biggbn

23,313 posts

220 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Raccaccoonie said:
biggbn said:
What a dreadful cliche. Perhaps we should all own only what we need? Thus doing away with the classic car movement and any car enthusiast who owns anything that can be considered profligate by a judgemental third party? Who would be the arbitrer? The state perhaps? We could all be issued sate built cars only if we qualify, its what we need after all?
This car is aimed at China male market, the average penis size is 4.3 inches. I think that speaks for itself.

There is a study that also found the link between small penis size and sportscar ownership

We found that males, and males over 30 in particular, rated sports cars as more desirable when they were made to feel that they had a small penis,"

https://futurism.com/neoscope/sports-cars-penis-si...
Ah, it must be true then. For everyone. All the time. smile If that is what you and some others believe then that's cool. I'm sure everyone critical of other people's taste or consumer choices have impeccable taste and drove aesthetically stunning cars or simply take public transport as there seems no need for private transport, and if there is there isbrarely any need for anything more than a minimally powered box on wheels. Oh, and anything other than primary colours are a waste of time, anything written that is more that simple instructions is rubbish and there is no need for art as we have photographs....and memories. We must all like the same things and think the same or suffer the consequences. Oh, wait a minute, that could be a pooticial manifesto, couldn't it?

What do we want? Everyone to think the same as I do. When do we want it? When I do.

Edited by biggbn on Sunday 19th March 17:09

Arsecati

2,309 posts

117 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Oooh, lot of people here triggered about my 'micro-penis' comment......... it's alright lads, I'm sure you have great personalities!! biglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaugh

E90_M3Ross

35,071 posts

212 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Arsecati said:
Oooh, lot of people here triggered about my 'micro-penis' comment......... it's alright lads, I'm sure you have great personalities!! biglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaugh
You know what they say about people who even think to use the phrase micro penis..... wink

Raccaccoonie

2,797 posts

19 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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E90_M3Ross said:
You know what they say about people who even think to use the phrase micro penis..... wink
The song Big Dick by Littlebig. (NSFW on youtube)

Hairymonster

1,428 posts

105 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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That's just an ever bigger pile of s**t than the last big SUV.

BUT - if that's what the people want....

Raccaccoonie

2,797 posts

19 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Hairymonster said:
That's just an ever bigger pile of s**t than the last big SUV.

BUT - if that's what the people want....
Yes the small penis brigade always get what they want.

J-P

4,350 posts

206 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Raccaccoonie said:
biggbn said:
What a dreadful cliche. Perhaps we should all own only what we need? Thus doing away with the classic car movement and any car enthusiast who owns anything that can be considered profligate by a judgemental third party? Who would be the arbitrer? The state perhaps? We could all be issued sate built cars only if we qualify, its what we need after all?
This car is aimed at China male market, the average penis size is 4.3 inches. I think that speaks for itself.

There is a study that also found the link between small penis size and sportscar ownership

We found that males, and males over 30 in particular, rated sports cars as more desirable when they were made to feel that they had a small penis,"

https://futurism.com/neoscope/sports-cars-penis-si...
Haha - I think many of the women who drive these SUVs would be horrified to learn that they have a small penis wink




Edited by J-P on Sunday 19th March 18:40

E90_M3Ross

35,071 posts

212 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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J-P said:
Raccaccoonie said:
biggbn said:
What a dreadful cliche. Perhaps we should all own only what we need? Thus doing away with the classic car movement and any car enthusiast who owns anything that can be considered profligate by a judgemental third party? Who would be the arbitrer? The state perhaps? We could all be issued sate built cars only if we qualify, its what we need after all?
This car is aimed at China male market, the average penis size is 4.3 inches. I think that speaks for itself.

There is a study that also found the link between small penis size and sportscar ownership

We found that males, and males over 30 in particular, rated sports cars as more desirable when they were made to feel that they had a small penis,"

https://futurism.com/neoscope/sports-cars-penis-si...
Haha - I think many of the women who drive these SUVs would be horrified to learn that they have a small penis wink
Fixed your quote. But interesting the "research" article says sports cars, not SUVs. I wonder if Raccaccoonie drives a sports car? hehe

04helipilot

396 posts

151 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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That is aimed for the American market surely ?

biggbn

23,313 posts

220 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Arsecati said:
Oooh, lot of people here triggered about my 'micro-penis' comment......... it's alright lads, I'm sure you have great personalities!! biglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaugh
I drive a mini, apply your theory and make of that what you will.... smile

J-P

4,350 posts

206 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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E90_M3Ross said:
J-P said:
Raccaccoonie said:
biggbn said:
What a dreadful cliche. Perhaps we should all own only what we need? Thus doing away with the classic car movement and any car enthusiast who owns anything that can be considered profligate by a judgemental third party? Who would be the arbitrer? The state perhaps? We could all be issued sate built cars only if we qualify, its what we need after all?
This car is aimed at China male market, the average penis size is 4.3 inches. I think that speaks for itself.

There is a study that also found the link between small penis size and sportscar ownership

We found that males, and males over 30 in particular, rated sports cars as more desirable when they were made to feel that they had a small penis,"

https://futurism.com/neoscope/sports-cars-penis-si...
Haha - I think many of the women who drive these SUVs would be horrified to learn that they have a small penis wink
Fixed your quote. But interesting the "research" article says sports cars, not SUVs. I wonder if Raccaccoonie drives a sports car? hehe
rofl

J-P

4,350 posts

206 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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biggbn said:
Arsecati said:
Oooh, lot of people here triggered about my 'micro-penis' comment......... it's alright lads, I'm sure you have great personalities!! biglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaugh
I drive a mini, apply your theory and make of that what you will.... smile
According to this bunch of enlightened individuals (true shining wits), you must be packing dude wink

T-bagger

446 posts

204 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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Well I would say that the XM has done one thing very successfully indeed: it has nudged the E36 M3 out of the spot for “least loved M Car” - something I’m rather thankful for wink

Any excuse for a photo of the old girl


J-P

4,350 posts

206 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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T-bagger said:
Well I would say that the XM has done one thing very successfully indeed: it has nudged the E36 M3 out of the spot for “least loved M Car” - something I’m rather thankful for wink

Any excuse for a photo of the old girl

True - I had an E36 M3, loved it!

StRemy

358 posts

32 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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I guess there is no way to make a 2.8 Tn car handle and be confortable at the same time.

biggbn

23,313 posts

220 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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J-P said:
biggbn said:
Arsecati said:
Oooh, lot of people here triggered about my 'micro-penis' comment......... it's alright lads, I'm sure you have great personalities!! biglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaugh
I drive a mini, apply your theory and make of that what you will.... smile
According to this bunch of enlightened individuals (true shining wits), you must be packing dude wink
smile In reality it just says I drive what I want and buy what I like, just as anyone should be entitled to do. I said this earlier I couldn't care less what anyone thinks about my car choice and nor do I care what others drive. Reading this thread, people like me are in a minority.

Andyt25

1,182 posts

248 months

Sunday 19th March 2023
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It is simple really. Ugly as a bag of boll0cks.