An epidemic of insanely slow drivers
An epidemic of insanely slow drivers
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Monkeylegend

28,236 posts

252 months

Tuesday 11th November 2025
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The0perator said:
Main character syndrome they think they are the most import person in the world... too many people like that...
And that's just the posters on this thread.

Bar me of course smile

Wills2

27,779 posts

196 months

Tuesday 11th November 2025
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Now the weather has changed it's got even worse an indicated 24 in a 40mph, 35 in a 60mph, a total inability to be ready when the lights change and yet they still mange to crash (all low speed of course) passed two of these bumps this week, cars just left blocking, road cameras videoing everything like it was a film shoot...I despair.

The impact on the countries productivity must be enormous.


robinessex

11,792 posts

202 months

Tuesday 11th November 2025
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M4cruiser said:
robinessex said:
Out from the supermarket at 8:30 this morning, I arrived at a double mini roundabout at the end of our high street. ( To be fair, it's a bloody nightmare to negotiate, and the 'give way to the right rule has to be binned to make progress ). The car in front negotiated the first mini roundabout successfully but failed the second, failing to indicate a left turn. Then failed to spot the large 4X4 at the next traffic lights, who had got into the wrong lane, so had stuck their left indicator on. Sure enough, as the lights went green, they cut across the car in front, who had to perform a quick min iswerve left to miss them. Further down the road, brakes were applied approaching a pedestrian crossing, not required, as there wasn't a pedestrian in sight anywhere. Then a late indicator left into a housing estate (20mph limit), same direction as me. Braked constantly for mini bends, but forgot the speed limit and drove at 25mph ( to be honest, everyone ignores it ). Didn't leave room for a cyclist at a T junction, as well as indicating right when road markings clearly showed they were on the primary route. Not good driving at all. Opps, nearly forgot. They were displaying a driving instructor board on the car roof !!!
Presumably the learner was driving?
Wrong, the instructor was alone.

Lester H

3,900 posts

126 months

Tuesday 11th November 2025
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The0perator said:
king arthur said:
CoolHands said:
18 in a 40. It actually dropped to 15 momentarily after this.



Behind this weirdo. Yeah, no idea either.



This is on a road that I traverse daily, and there is almost always some absolute dickwad doing 26 or 27mph
Presumably, the driver is the equivalent of a Walt but not driving an old Discovery in a high viz jacket, not that they are notably slow, but they are self important.
"Please keep a safe distance".

Sure. I'll keep a safe distance in front of you given half a chance.
Main character syndrome they think they are the most import person in the world... too many people like that...
Edited by Lester H on Tuesday 11th November 15:56

CoolHands

21,986 posts

216 months

Tuesday 11th November 2025
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In tonight’s epiosode…. we made up to 25 by the distant bollard




MC Bodge

26,954 posts

196 months

Tuesday 11th November 2025
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CoolHands said:
In tonight s epiosode . we made up to 25 by the distant bollard



That sign means 40Km/h, non?

HTP99

24,597 posts

161 months

Tuesday 11th November 2025
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MC Bodge said:
CoolHands said:
In tonight s epiosode . we made up to 25 by the distant bollard



That sign means 40Km/h, non?
Errr no!

Pica-Pica

15,845 posts

105 months

Tuesday 11th November 2025
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CoolHands said:
In tonight s epiosode . we made up to 25 by the distant bollard



I imagine that the driver knows they can't make it through the lights while they are currently showing green, so is slowing to get a favourable light sequence with minimum momentum lost.

MC Bodge

26,954 posts

196 months

Tuesday 11th November 2025
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HTP99 said:
MC Bodge said:
CoolHands said:
In tonight s epiosode . we made up to 25 by the distant bollard



That sign means 40Km/h, non?
Errr no!
It just struck me that maybe some people get confused wink

The0perator

594 posts

50 months

Wednesday 12th November 2025
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Maybe thats the issue... not sure how that explains the 40mph crew that drive at that speed everywhere

MC Bodge

26,954 posts

196 months

Wednesday 12th November 2025
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The0perator said:
Maybe thats the issue... not sure how that explains the 40mph crew that drive at that speed everywhere
Maybe they think that NSL is 60Km/h, and are living dangerously by doing 64Km/h?

theplayingmantis

5,468 posts

103 months

Wednesday 12th November 2025
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HTP99 said:
MC Bodge said:
CoolHands said:
In tonight s epiosode . we made up to 25 by the distant bollard



That sign means 40Km/h, non?
Errr no!
think it was a joke

theplayingmantis

5,468 posts

103 months

Wednesday 12th November 2025
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Pica-Pica said:
CoolHands said:
In tonight s epiosode . we made up to 25 by the distant bollard



I imagine that the driver knows they can't make it through the lights while they are currently showing green, so is slowing to get a favourable light sequence with minimum momentum lost.
your imagination is wondrous and too generous. 1 in 100 would be doing that. most wouldnt have a clue.

theplayingmantis

5,468 posts

103 months

Wednesday 12th November 2025
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CoolHands said:
In tonight s epiosode . we made up to 25 by the distant bollard



99.9mpg still?

theplayingmantis

5,468 posts

103 months

Wednesday 12th November 2025
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Lester H said:
The0perator said:
king arthur said:
CoolHands said:
18 in a 40. It actually dropped to 15 momentarily after this.



Behind this weirdo. Yeah, no idea either.



This is on a road that I traverse daily, and there is almost always some absolute dickwad doing 26 or 27mph
Presumably, the driver is the equivalent of a Walt but not driving an old Discovery in a high viz jacket, not that they are notably slow, but they are self important.
"Please keep a safe distance".

Sure. I'll keep a safe distance in front of you given half a chance.
Main character syndrome they think they are the most import person in the world... too many people like that...
Edited by Lester H on Tuesday 11th November 15:56
they will have those signs applied as they have constantly experienced frustrated drivers up close behind them perhaps doing erratic things (not condoning the erratic things) due to being stuck behind this van either driving slowly or terribly or both. same with the camera warnings.

any vehicle with those self applied (rather than some fleet ones or bin lorries for example that may have them) will be driven appallingly.

theplayingmantis

5,468 posts

103 months

Wednesday 12th November 2025
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i have just bought a modestly expensive new fun car. it is fitted with all manner of warnings and safety devices that cannot be turned off. some of the audio can, but not the dash warning and the drive you into a wall settings cannot either. to add it has ACC only not cc, and the sign recognition is laughable. for such a price you think it wouldn't be so crap.

its a nightmare. acc is horrific, a smidge of rain and the sensors don't work so its unavailable, but when it it is 'working' the close setting to the car in front is far more than HC recommends and thus it causes phantom braking too far back, and the need to pull over way to far in advance wasting road space if one wants to keep the acc on and not have it brake, not to mention changing lanes can set its off often despite indication, going round bends. frankly its a distraction and dangerous imo.

the multitude of warnings and driver safety aids on some new cars actually make things more dangerous and this must go someway to explaining the state of and speed of driving for some people these days.

im becoming familiarized with these after a week ot so, but in the last week before my driving would have been deemed erratic/odd/needlessly slow/phantom braking etc.

Edited by theplayingmantis on Wednesday 12th November 17:12

Roger Irrelevant

3,287 posts

134 months

Wednesday 12th November 2025
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theplayingmantis said:
Lester H said:
The0perator said:
king arthur said:
CoolHands said:
18 in a 40. It actually dropped to 15 momentarily after this.



Behind this weirdo. Yeah, no idea either.



This is on a road that I traverse daily, and there is almost always some absolute dickwad doing 26 or 27mph
Presumably, the driver is the equivalent of a Walt but not driving an old Discovery in a high viz jacket, not that they are notably slow, but they are self important.
"Please keep a safe distance".

Sure. I'll keep a safe distance in front of you given half a chance.
Main character syndrome they think they are the most import person in the world... too many people like that...
Edited by Lester H on Tuesday 11th November 15:56
they will have those signs applied as they have constantly experienced frustrated drivers up close behind them perhaps doing erratic things (not condoning the erratic things) due to being stuck behind this van either driving slowly or terribly or both. same with the camera warnings.

any vehicle with those self applied (rather than some fleet ones or bin lorries for example that may have them) will be driven appallingly.
I distinctly remember being caught behind a van very similar to that, doing a very similar speed, with if anything even more stickers on it (lots about CCTV and dashcams). As soon as I went for the overtake on a piece of road that could have been made for it the utter swerved into the opposite lane to block it. Not quite so bothered about safe driving as they liked to make out then. It was pretty much the only time I've ever wished I had a dashcam of my own as dobbing the self-important cretin in would have been sweet indeed.

The Wookie

14,184 posts

249 months

Wednesday 12th November 2025
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The0perator said:
king arthur said:
CoolHands said:
18 in a 40. It actually dropped to 15 momentarily after this.



Behind this weirdo. Yeah, no idea either.



This is on a road that I traverse daily, and there is almost always some absolute dickwad doing 26 or 27mph
"Please keep a safe distance".

Sure. I'll keep a safe distance in front of you given half a chance.
Main character syndrome they think they are the most import person in the world... too many people like that...
More likely they just drive slowly everywhere so he has an excuse for cruising suspiciously slowly past schools if challenged

CoolHands

21,986 posts

216 months

Wednesday 12th November 2025
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The Wookie said:
More likely they just drive slowly everywhere so he has an excuse for cruising suspiciously slowly past schools if challenged
It does have that look about it hehe

CoolHands

21,986 posts

216 months

Wednesday 12th November 2025
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theplayingmantis said:
99.9mpg still?
It dropped to just under 40mpg tonight frown on account of recklessly speeding st 27mph! I wish I was joking but I’m not setting these up