RE: Range Rover TDV8 | Shed of the Week

RE: Range Rover TDV8 | Shed of the Week

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WPA

11,592 posts

127 months

Friday 5th July 2024
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Just no

probably chalk

686 posts

205 months

Friday 5th July 2024
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EV8 said:
"take that with a pinch of salt, a substance many RR owners harvest from their tears"

Golden.
I was going to say just this. Brilliant writing all the way through.

brownspeed

933 posts

144 months

Friday 5th July 2024
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Keep the stripes, bin the car

Demonix

649 posts

225 months

Friday 5th July 2024
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You'd have to have consumed more than a bottle of Martini before considering buying that RR, potential for ruinous borkage is just too high. Pass!

legless

1,871 posts

153 months

Friday 5th July 2024
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Capitan Obvio said:
Article: Range Rover TDV8 | Shed of the Week

Article also: The 2007-on 4.4 litre TDV8 was leagues better in this regard but it’s a sure bet that you won’t find an MOT’d one of them for £1,690.
And the TDV8 in 2007 was a 3.6l unit. It was only 4.4l from 2011MY onwards.

Subaqua99

6 posts

46 months

Friday 5th July 2024
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As previously owned and driven by the guys who you really wish hadn’t been camping next to you in Houx

Tiglon

336 posts

55 months

Friday 5th July 2024
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Maybe, just maybe, the stripes were by an owner who had a sense of humour? Not necessarily an indicator of maintenance levels, it is after all possible to have a stripey car and still get it serviced...

Obviously I wouldn't touch this with a bargepole, regardless. Because I'm not insane. Although if I needed something to do low mileage in for 6 months before it went to the scrapyard, I might be tempted for a bit of a laugh. It'll only cost money if you soend money, otherwise maximum loss is the purchase price. Maybe I am insane.

7 5 7

3,755 posts

124 months

Friday 5th July 2024
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Great! Keep the stickers festooned on it, and do a car rally through Europe!...Then scrap it upon your return biggrin

BFleming

3,832 posts

156 months

Friday 5th July 2024
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7 5 7 said:
Great! Keep the stickers festooned on it, and do a car rally through Europe!...Then scrap it upon your return biggrin
/ scrap it when it decides to go no further. Maybe don't book Eurotunnel in advance...

Krikkit

27,331 posts

194 months

Friday 5th July 2024
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Bobupndown said:
Long time landrover fan and admirer of the L322 but this one looks like a money pit. The Martini stickers are a bizarre addition that I can't see appealing to many. The instant alarm bells however are the tasteful addition of "chrome" door handles and side vents, any car with embellishments like that is an instant no from me.
Probably been to LM?

greenarrow

4,176 posts

130 months

Friday 5th July 2024
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Just no....

theicemario

1,066 posts

88 months

Friday 5th July 2024
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What an utter heap

richinlondon

706 posts

135 months

Friday 5th July 2024
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the stripes are a distraction and sets off the 'what type of owner would that be?' concerns but in the pics it looks fairly good nic

jeremy996

342 posts

239 months

Friday 5th July 2024
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Winston Churchill’s reputed reply to 1920s socialite Viscountess Nancy Astor after she had accused him of being drunk. “Yes madam, I am drunk,” he said, “and you are ugly, but tomorrow I will be sober.”

I think you might have the wrong butt of Winston's wit - https://winstonchurchill.org/publications/churchil...

Bessie Braddock MP was the usually reported other party

Nancy Astor was a regular foil/victim/belligerent - https://winstonchurchill.org/publications/finest-h...

"The famous exchange between them, during a weekend at Blenheim Palace, is apparently not apocryphal, as we had previously believed: “Winston, if I were married to you I’d put poison in your coffee”… “Nancy, if I were married to you I’d drink it.”"

Tindersticks

2,698 posts

13 months

Friday 5th July 2024
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What an absolute heap of st.

pSyCoSiS

3,858 posts

218 months

Friday 5th July 2024
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No to the TD6 - way underpowered for a car this size and weight, even with a remap. Had plenty, none have ever impressed.

This needs the 4.4 V8 petrol, or the later 3.6/4.4 TDV8 are also fine. A V8 just suits a Range Rover, whether it be petrol or diesel.

Tiglon

336 posts

55 months

Friday 5th July 2024
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richinlondon said:
the stripes are a distraction and sets off the 'what type of owner would that be?' concerns but in the pics it looks fairly good nic
And this is the key to finding great value sheds - look at the ones that everyone else has discounted because of something that's either not as bad as it seems or something that, at this price point, is completely irrelevant.

All the boy racer mates I had when I was 17 looked after their saxo's a lot better than my gran looked after her fiesta (especially the clutch), but used car buyers still go weak in the knees for that "one mature lady owner" car, and ignore the one that's had £5k spent on speakers and wheels and treated as pride and joy.

Speed addicted

5,857 posts

240 months

Friday 5th July 2024
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Tiglon said:
And this is the key to finding great value sheds - look at the ones that everyone else has discounted because of something that's either not as bad as it seems or something that, at this price point, is completely irrelevant.

All the boy racer mates I had when I was 17 looked after their saxo's a lot better than my gran looked after her fiesta (especially the clutch), but used car buyers still go weak in the knees for that "one mature lady owner" car, and ignore the one that's had £5k spent on speakers and wheels and treated as pride and joy.
That’s because gran doesn’t typically go over hump back bridges at warp speed or do handbrake turns in maccy Ds car park.

As for the rangerover, a standard, non molested one would give me the fear of bork. Heck a new one would give me the fear.
This one? Not with someone else’s barge pole.

Baldchap

9,030 posts

105 months

Friday 5th July 2024
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Brilliantly written this week. biggrin

Filibuster

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3,327 posts

228 months

Friday 5th July 2024
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Not shed territory, but only4 figures…

I’m still mad for not buying this beauty (4.4 BMW V8) 3 years ago. It was gone the next day…..
I saw it within the hour of the ad getting live, but stupidly didn’t phone the seller immediately. The next day, it was sold and picked up already frown

ETA: just sold my RRC today frown
I bought a Classic because, I couldn’t find a good L322 wink