Check out this whopper more certi driver cringe

[BunkMoreland]

Paul Lazzaro said:

You can report the video to YouTube as dangerous/harmful content.

And in my experience they, along with Facebook and IG will say it "doesn't breach our guidelines"

But then with FB I've reported blatant scams and gotten the same response!*

Honestly, it make an absolute mockery of that wker Zuck sitting in front of congress saying he cares deeply about the content on his platform!


But I'm utterly furious that the Police in these areas don't do anything about it! These people are stupid, they are EASILY identifiable with a little policework and can easily be charged and banned and jailed! But the ;police in these areas are more worried about hurty words and diversity!

And I fear it will only get worse under Labour guidelines!


*Most seem to be a high value item being sold for a ridiculously low price, I've seen multiple burner accounts allegedly selling high end £10K Amalgam model cars for £80, and recently £600 HJC bike helmets for £15 FFS! And the comments are filled with obvious troll/zero follower accounts saying "such a great deal I got what I ordered"

[Super Sonic]

Alickadoo said:

Super Sonic said:

lockey1995 said:

It seems this is the go to thing now and it's sad to see people supporting this stuff we all love spirited driving but this is dumb. It's always the arms locked, back seat driving position that gets me.

But this guy is definitely going to bin it hard one day, just hope he doesn't take anyone with him

You know you're supporting him by posting a link to his YouTube channel don't you?

You know you've supported him by re-posting a link to his YouTube channel, don't you?

You know you're supporting him by re-re-posting a link to his YouTube channel don't you?

[South tdf]

J4CKO said:

Or in the US "Takeovers", stop at a junction, do burnouts and donuts, crash car, set it on fire, optionally hit a spectator sideways and send them into orbit.

Instagram and TikTok really have given utter cretins a platform for their fkwittery.

Not exactly the same but this was apparently filmed for social media.

[anonymous-user]

Might be a C63 but sounded like it had turbos whistling away, also why he keeps getting tyres breaking traction when overtaking.

But this is why we can't have nice things

[miroku1]

What does certi mean in English?

[thatsprettyshady]

miroku1 said:

What does certi mean in English?

“Certi drivers” was the original weapon doing this sort of stuff on YouTube ragging other peoples cars about, always with the same weird driving position most likely giving his passengers nausea in the process with his over exaggerated inputs. The kind of guy electronic driving aids were invented for.

I think he’s in jail for drugs offences at the moment

[njw1]

slopes said:

Might be a C63 but sounded like it had turbos whistling away, also why he keeps getting tyres breaking traction when overtaking.

But this is why we can't have nice things

I'd say the tyres are breaking traction because he doesn't appear to be able to drive for st.

[texaxile]

Didn't this all start with a guy in an M5 somewhere in Eastern Europe posting vids on YT of his drifting and going thru traffic at speed?. Died as a passenger in a car if I recall.

I also remember seeing a Certi Drivers video when he was opposite lock in a BMW M135 or something off a roundabout with 3 young kids walking along the path. total disregard for the safety of pedestrians and hopefully now enjoying being bubba's bh in prison.

None of us are angels, and probably most of us have had our ambitions mixed up with our capabilities when driving at times, but there's a time and a place to get them mixed up, and rush hour / daytime through populated areas aren't one of them.

Nowadays the "innit bruv's" of Rochdale, Bradford and Leeds seem to be world class champions in driving like total s.

[Super Sonic]

EmailAddress said:

Not with adblock.

The more views a channel has, the more it earns from ads.

[Countdown]

texaxile said:

None of us are angels, and probably most of us have had our ambitions mixed up with our capabilities when driving at times, but there's a time and a place to get them mixed up, and rush hour / daytime through populated areas aren't one of them.

Nowadays the "innit bruv's" of Rochdale, Bradford and Leeds seem to be world class champions in driving like total s.

The problem with people who drive like cocks is that they never think they personally drive like cocks. It’s always others. When they do it it’s “just a cheeky overtake”, they “like to make progress “, “they’re not the best drivers in the world but they know how to handle a car “….self awareness is sadly lacking amongst twunts.

[OzzyR1]

Always amazes me how relaxed the passengers appear to be in this type of video, I'd be clinging on for dear life if I'd not already punched the driver in the head.

Suppose it comes with age, I probably thought I was invincible in my late teens/early 20's although I was never that much of a tw@t behind the wheel.

They'll learn soon enough, hope its a tree that teaches them a lesson rather than another road user.

[texaxile]

OzzyR1 said:

Always amazes me how relaxed the passengers appear to be in this type of video, I'd be clinging on for dear life if I'd not already punched the driver in the head.

Suppose it comes with age, I probably thought I was invincible in my late teens/early 20's although I was never that much of a tw@t behind the wheel.

They'll learn soon enough, hope its a tree that teaches them a lesson rather than another road user.

As I was reliably informed by Traffic copper once "Hit anything apart from a tree - you won't come out alive hitting a big tree".

[richhead]

Countdown said:

The problem with people who drive like cocks is that they never think they personally drive like cocks. It’s always others. When they do it it’s “just a cheeky overtake”, they “like to make progress “, “they’re not the best drivers in the world but they know how to handle a car “….self awareness is sadly lacking amongst twunts.

youve just described alot of piston heads there.

[Dog Biscuit]

richhead said:

Countdown said:

The problem with people who drive like cocks is that they never think they personally drive like cocks. It’s always others. When they do it it’s “just a cheeky overtake”, they “like to make progress “, “they’re not the best drivers in the world but they know how to handle a car “….self awareness is sadly lacking amongst twunts.

youve just described alot of piston heads there.

Really?

That's quite a wild swipe of an unfounded statement.

[OzzyR1]

texaxile said:

OzzyR1 said:

Always amazes me how relaxed the passengers appear to be in this type of video, I'd be clinging on for dear life if I'd not already punched the driver in the head.

Suppose it comes with age, I probably thought I was invincible in my late teens/early 20's although I was never that much of a tw@t behind the wheel.

They'll learn soon enough, hope its a tree that teaches them a lesson rather than another road user.

As I was reliably informed by Traffic copper once "Hit anything apart from a tree - you won't come out alive hitting a big tree".

Yup, this happened a couple of years back a few miles from where I live, wasn't even a particularly big tree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-600310...

[DodgyGeezer]

BunkMoreland said:

And in my experience they, along with Facebook and IG will say it "doesn't breach our guidelines"

But then with FB I've reported blatant scams and gotten the same response!*

Honestly, it make an absolute mockery of that wker Zuck sitting in front of congress saying he cares deeply about the content on his platform!


But I'm utterly furious that the Police in these areas don't do anything about it! These people are stupid, they are EASILY identifiable with a little policework and can easily be charged and banned and jailed! But the ;police in these areas are more worried about hurty words and diversity!

And I fear it will only get worse under Labour guidelines!


*Most seem to be a high value item being sold for a ridiculously low price, I've seen multiple burner accounts allegedly selling high end £10K Amalgam model cars for £80, and recently £600 HJC bike helmets for £15 FFS! And the comments are filled with obvious troll/zero follower accounts saying "such a great deal I got what I ordered"

'Glad' it's not just me - I've reported scammers (for financial services) and got the "...doesn't breach our guidelines...", which absolutely disgraceful

[mac96]

OzzyR1 said:

texaxile said:

OzzyR1 said:

Always amazes me how relaxed the passengers appear to be in this type of video, I'd be clinging on for dear life if I'd not already punched the driver in the head.

Suppose it comes with age, I probably thought I was invincible in my late teens/early 20's although I was never that much of a tw@t behind the wheel.

They'll learn soon enough, hope its a tree that teaches them a lesson rather than another road user.

As I was reliably informed by Traffic copper once "Hit anything apart from a tree - you won't come out alive hitting a big tree".

Yup, this happened a couple of years back a few miles from where I live, wasn't even a particularly big tree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-600310...

Nasty. Small to middling trees are likely to be the worst I think- a really big tree trunk spreads the impact across the width of the car rather than chopping into it.

[Court_S]

cobra kid said:

What's "certi driver cringe"?

There was a stty YouTube channel called CertiDrivers which was basically a knob driving like a total twunt on public roads.

The guy in this vid is a dick. If the police can prosecute Joe Achilles from a video, surely they can deal with this asshat?

Edited by Court_S on Sunday 21st July 14:08

[anonymous-user]

EmailAddress said:

Super Sonic said:

EmailAddress said:

Not with adblock.

The more views a channel has, the more it earns from ads.

Only if they have a full 'view'.

Doubt very much they are getting many from here.

Going off topic but i once had a conversation with someone about Youtube channels and he was saying that the way the algorithm works is
For every person who clicks skip ad, he gets paid 1p
For everyone who watches the add he gets paid 10p
Across the whole of Youtube around the globe, that amounts to something like £50k a year for him

[thatsprettyshady]

They're not earning that much, probably enough for the tank of fuel.