Fold Your Seats, Remove Weight (apparently!)

Fold Your Seats, Remove Weight (apparently!)

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Neil_H

Original Poster:

15,323 posts

251 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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Posted on another forum I visit

www.vxronline.co.uk/messageboard/viewtopic.php?t=714

CorsaOwner said:
I agree with your point, but the car is a little quicker than the standard SXi and so I felt the SRi badges were appropriate. It only carries 1 person, Me. It has no extra weight in the car, all glove compartments, cubby holes and the boot is empty. The rear exhaust may or may not add power. It has only ever run on Optimax, I know you get more boost out if this fuel on bigger engined cars but every little helps. The tyres are always inflated to 38 PSI to give extra grip and less tyre slouch. Often I put the rear seats flat, this reduces weight. (Like why you crawl flat across a frozen pond so as not to break the ice). I regularly drive with around £10 of fuel, again weight saving, and often I use engine cleaner in the fuel load to remove debris from the fuel injectors. The car is always clean improving aerodynamic progress. I have timed the 0 - 60 at 9.3 seconds, and this shaves a couple of seconds off the standard time. Hope this answers your question.




>> Edited by Neil_H on Wednesday 24th May 10:06

Mr Whippy

29,028 posts

241 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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Ahhh, seen this on several owners club forums already, the poor lad is gonna get the p*ss ripped so badly for that for the rest of their internet life!

Still, it is pretty dumb, there is no excuse for that much ignorance. However, the benefit to CofG height is reasonable, slightly better acceleration as less weight is transferred to the back of the car

Dave

Fat Audi 80

2,403 posts

251 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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It gets better! Here is the technical explanation!

vxronline nobcheese said:
Dear Both of you...

I am fully aware the car is not a performance car, It was never intended to be and I don't even consider it nippy let alone a "track weapon".

My points, although you disagree, do have some weight to them, but the jesticular manners of your replies indicate that despite whatever points I make you obviously know better.

The rear seat thing, It is rare that I fold them down, but it has to be said that when folded they remove a bit of weight. Vertical seats exert more downward force because the energy is focused on a smaller surface area. When horizontal, the weight is spread and so is less per Centimetre squared.

With this post I am starting to regret ever joining this thing. If you read my posts you will see I am a normal Vauxhall owner with an interest in cars and driving. I certainly treat other forum members with respect and have an open mind about people's opinions.
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Fat Audi 80

2,403 posts

251 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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Mr Whippy said:
Ahhh, seen this on several owners club forums already, the poor lad is gonna get the p*ss ripped so badly for that for the rest of their internet life!

Still, it is pretty dumb, there is no excuse for that much ignorance. However, the benefit to CofG height is reasonable, slightly better acceleration as less weight is transferred to the back of the car

Dave


Only if you open the windows though

alltorque

2,646 posts

269 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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Fat Audi 80 said:
It gets better! Here is the technical explanation!

vxronline nobcheese said:
Dear Both of you...

I am fully aware the car is not a performance car, It was never intended to be and I don't even consider it nippy let alone a "track weapon".

My points, although you disagree, do have some weight to them, but the jesticular manners of your replies indicate that despite whatever points I make you obviously know better.

The rear seat thing, It is rare that I fold them down, but it has to be said that when folded they remove a bit of weight. Vertical seats exert more downward force because the energy is focused on a smaller surface area. When horizontal, the weight is spread and so is less per Centimetre squared.

With this post I am starting to regret ever joining this thing. If you read my posts you will see I am a normal Vauxhall owner with an interest in cars and driving. I certainly treat other forum members with respect and have an open mind about people's opinions.
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Thought I hadn't seen Twincam for a while

r988

7,495 posts

229 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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Fat Audi 80 said:
It gets better! Here is the technical explanation!

vxronline nobcheese said:
Dear Both of you...

I am fully aware the car is not a performance car, It was never intended to be and I don't even consider it nippy let alone a "track weapon".

My points, although you disagree, do have some weight to them, but the jesticular manners of your replies indicate that despite whatever points I make you obviously know better.

The rear seat thing, It is rare that I fold them down, but it has to be said that when folded they remove a bit of weight. Vertical seats exert more downward force because the energy is focused on a smaller surface area. When horizontal, the weight is spread and so is less per Centimetre squared.

With this post I am starting to regret ever joining this thing. If you read my posts you will see I am a normal Vauxhall owner with an interest in cars and driving. I certainly treat other forum members with respect and have an open mind about people's opinions.
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alexkp

16,484 posts

244 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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Already being discussed in detail here....

www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=272542&f=23&h=0

Podie

46,630 posts

275 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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excellent

Fat Audi 80

2,403 posts

251 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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alexkp said:
Already being discussed in detail here....

www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=272542&f=23&h=0


Yeah, but this guy is soo Stoopid he deserves at LEAST two threads about him.

I think I am going to cross post on S2 Forum....

ATG

20,570 posts

272 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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maybe we should invite him to join the airplane/conveyor thread?

Mr Whippy

29,028 posts

241 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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Fat Audi 80 said:
Mr Whippy said:
Ahhh, seen this on several owners club forums already, the poor lad is gonna get the p*ss ripped so badly for that for the rest of their internet life!

Still, it is pretty dumb, there is no excuse for that much ignorance. However, the benefit to CofG height is reasonable, slightly better acceleration as less weight is transferred to the back of the car

Dave


Only if you open the windows though


Hmmmm, would the CofG reduction offset the increase in drag in the first few gears?

Might be best to have them down at first, then raise them as speed and drag increase and grip requirement subsides

Dave

Yugguy

10,728 posts

235 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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Can I refer you all to the How to increase your bhp/ton thread above?

Trooper2

6,676 posts

231 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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Dumb ass Americans........................Oh, wait, it says he lives in Surrey and works in London...

Fat Audi 80

2,403 posts

251 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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Yugguy said:
Can I refer you all to the How to increase your bhp/ton thread above?


As I have already explained, this guy is so dumb he deserves TWO threads on him!

Cheers,

Steve

Fruitcake

3,850 posts

226 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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CorsaOwner said:
The tyres are always inflated to 38 PSI to give extra grip and less tyre slouch


38 psi in a Corsa? Jesus, that's going to handle like a dog on a parque floor. That's just downright unsafe.

Idiot.

trevorh

1,359 posts

284 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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Do you think he could cope with the concept of mass?

Nic Jones

7,051 posts

220 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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Fruitcake said:
CorsaOwner said:
The tyres are always inflated to 38 PSI to give extra grip and less tyre slouch


38 psi in a Corsa? Jesus, that's going to handle like a dog on a parque floor. That's just downright unsafe.

Idiot.


Bet thats fun on a slightly bumpy road, could brake your wrists with that much pressure in them.

VetteG

3,236 posts

244 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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And this guy is a Police driver!!!! My God I knew they werent necessarilly the full deck, at least the ones that I've met, but with theorys like that he wouldnt pass his 11+, assuming they still had one!!

fidgits

17,202 posts

229 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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this is rearing is head all over t'internet

police driver my arse! this kid is so full of crap he's probably 16 and hasnt actually driven yet...

VetteG

3,236 posts

244 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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And another thing, do you think he understands his sig! Especially with those tyre pressures!

"-----Always respect the tyre-grip trade off between Acceleration, Braking and Steering. Skidding develops when one or more of these factors are applied too harshly-----"