Crazy Idea

[Mr Darcy]

Wing Commander said:

Mr Darcy said:

We seem to have forgotten we need a fuel tank

Anyone have any ideas of what we could use?

Urm, how about a fuel tank?! Surely you can just get one from a quad bike etc? Failing that, if you can just use gravity feed, just bastardise a green plastic jerry can thing!

Get to work! I want video!

thought about one of those green petrol cans
and just place it on your lap as you move.
Decided that the CREATATION is dangerous enough
without the possibility of burning to death.
Hmm.... Will see what we can come up with
after a few cans of beer.

[Disco You]

You havn't mentioned the brakes yet have you? Please tell me that you're improving them...

[deadtom]

threads like this are the reason i love PH.

[Mr Darcy]

Disco You said:

You havn't mentioned the brakes yet have you? Please tell me that you're improving them...

Having issues with being able to start it
and with getting fuel to it.
brakes will be looked at after our
test driver has had a go and reported back.
If he survives of course.


wonder if we can get it to the ring?

[Wing Commander]

Mr Darcy said:

Wing Commander said:

Mr Darcy said:

We seem to have forgotten we need a fuel tank

Anyone have any ideas of what we could use?

Urm, how about a fuel tank?! Surely you can just get one from a quad bike etc? Failing that, if you can just use gravity feed, just bastardise a green plastic jerry can thing!

Get to work! I want video!

thought about one of those green petrol cans
and just place it on your lap as you move.
Decided that the CREATATION is dangerous enough
without the possibility of burning to death.
Hmm.... Will see what we can come up with
after a few cans of beer.

Wimp! Just build an open sided box out behind where you sit. The open side faces backwards so if/when it explodes, most of the fallout is sent backwards. Easy - job done, now get back to work!

[Wing Commander]

Mr Darcy said:

Disco You said:

You havn't mentioned the brakes yet have you? Please tell me that you're improving them...

Having issues with being able to start it
and with getting fuel to it.
brakes will be looked at after our
test driver has had a go and reported back.
If he survives of course.


wonder if we can get it to the ring?

I love the fact you are going to get the test driver out first, then address the obvious "lack of any brakes" issue once he/the death certificate confirms the obvious!

[Otto]

So, how many on here are currently trawling Ebay for mobility scooters with battery issues, and smashed up scooters?

I know I am!!!

[Arese]

If this idea never comes to fruition, please at least promise to do one thing?

Stop fking pressing enter after every five words?

[Rawwr]

Mr Darcy said:

We seem to have forgotten we need a fuel tank

Anyone have any ideas of what we could use?

A colostomy bag would probably fit the image or maybe feed fuel in through an IV drip?

[Twincharged]

Wing Commander said:

Mr Darcy said:

Disco You said:

You havn't mentioned the brakes yet have you? Please tell me that you're improving them...

Having issues with being able to start it
and with getting fuel to it.
brakes will be looked at after our
test driver has had a go and reported back.
If he survives of course.


wonder if we can get it to the ring?

I love the fact you are going to get the test driver out first, then address the obvious "lack of any brakes" issue once he/the death certificate confirms the obvious!

[Wing Commander]

Rawwr said:

Mr Darcy said:

We seem to have forgotten we need a fuel tank

Anyone have any ideas of what we could use?

A colostomy bag would probably fit the image or maybe feed fuel in through an IV drip?

Do this, do this, do this, do this, do this.

[Mr Darcy]

Rawwr said:

Mr Darcy said:

We seem to have forgotten we need a fuel tank

Anyone have any ideas of what we could use?

A colostomy bag would probably fit the image or maybe feed fuel in through an IV drip?

Love that idea. Where does one obtain a colostomy bag from?

Currently the tank is an empty bottle of water.

We also seem to have built up a following in the workshop. Farm lads are pissing themselves laughing at it.

Oh with regards to the brakes. We have concluded that it will be like stopping a 747 with cheese.

We have come to the decision not to tell the test driver but we will supply him with a few cushions to strap to himslef.

It should be ready to roll in about 2hrs.

Pistonheads: health and safety matters.

[anonymous-user]

(but I'm really just posting so it comes up in my contributions)

[Wing Commander]

I presume you are going to video this?!

[Rawwr]

Mr Darcy said:

Where does one obtain a colostomy bag from?

They can often be found in Post Office queues.

[Mr Darcy]

Wing Commander said:

I presume you are going to video this?!

Of course. I am pretty sure it will be needeed at the inquest

[Mr Darcy]

Opps double post

Edited by Mr Darcy on Friday 10th September 18:02

[Conian]

subscribed!

[littleandy0410]

I've dialled 99, just let me know when to go with the third 9!

[Shaw Tarse]

What could possibly go wrong?