Just met Jason Plato...

Just met Jason Plato...

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WeirdNeville

5,961 posts

215 months

Tuesday 30th November 2010
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Lordbenny said:
spurs-442 said:
Lordbenny said:
Just read through as much of this classic thread as I could in the limited time I have!!! All I can say is that I am dumbstruck!yikes

One thing though, I still cant get the 'custard' reference although I've looked everywhere. Can someone please explain? getmecoat
Posting yourself or your car with a tin of Bird's Eye to prove that you aren't Bstting. smile
Why Custard & why Bird's Eye? Sorry, I'm very naive! smile
It originated on barryboys.co.uk (you probably won't like the humour over there) for times when a person would say "I drive a Porsche and you all know nothing" etc. Proof would be demanded, usually by means of them taking a photo of a household item perched on said possession. Initially it was a loaf of bread, but it evolved into "Custard Proof" with the standard item being a can of Birds Custard. This was partly because it's hard to photoshop in all the curves and shadows, but mainly because custard it always funny.
Many have have been challenged to take the custard test, few have passed it. Plato is amongst them.

Anyway, I'm with the general assessment that this was epic until page 6, and it all got a bit sad after that. We were all enthusiastic youngsters once, and we all love cars and admire those lucky and talented enough to be paid to drive them. We live vicariously through their reviews, footage and racing of our dream cars. I'd have been star-struck meeting a racing driver at 17, in fact I'd probably be a bit lost for words nowadays. Fair play to Plato for playing along, but lets all leave the kid alone, eh? We've had our laughs.

lance1a

1,337 posts

198 months

Tuesday 30th November 2010
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Is there a smiley on here for giving oral sex? Or spewing?

ZOLLAR

19,908 posts

173 months

Tuesday 30th November 2010
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liquidvisionsti said:
Evo said:
I've met him a few times as a good friend Ben Winrow was racing in the Seats and he was presenting the Racing Rivals programme.

Damn nice chap, best car presenter on the box by miles, only Jason can do a car test and call it "Diirrrty" and "woah dobin" Rather watch Jason than some annonymous gimp character in a white suit that can't communicate what they really think whilst driving (pre the reveal and not referring to Ben Collins either)

God knows what the op was expecting, I'd definately of been thinking "stalker" or "car jacking", the man took the time to shake your hand, he probably did that with trepidation.

edited to add that overtake where he nearly takes off tiffs nose in the Subaru was awesome, this programme needs an hour slot not 30 bloody minutes. TG is too old hat now, much prefer the format of Fifth Gear, just wish we had more of it.


Edited by Evo on Tuesday 30th November 07:55
Absolutely epic thread, full kudos to JP for replying! biggrin

I agree 100% about fifth gear, its st that top gear has an hour of the same old nonsense time and time again and the odd feature about a car, the specials are good but besides that like you say its old hat. Fifth gear I would love to be a full hour with no breaks, all about the cars and the presenters are just spot on, wouldn't change a single thing about Fifth Gear.

Again epic thread!
I must say this thread has certaintly increased PH's membership i've seen loads of newbies!.

Welcome all you do realise you can never leave !!!

Rach*

8,824 posts

216 months

Tuesday 30th November 2010
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steve2 said:
personally I would like to see George put a pic of himself on here plastered in custard
Weirdo

ZOLLAR

19,908 posts

173 months

Tuesday 30th November 2010
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lance1a said:
Is there a smiley on here for giving oral sex? Or spewing?






Take your pick thumbup

mr boombastic

1,308 posts

200 months

Tuesday 30th November 2010
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Parrot of Doom said:
What a great community we have here. A community of gobstes, intent on making someone who probably feels pretty bad, even worse.
rolleyes You really are a sad, miserable old bd arn't you! Lighten up prick!

thegreenhell

15,248 posts

219 months

Tuesday 30th November 2010
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WeirdNeville said:
Lordbenny said:
spurs-442 said:
Lordbenny said:
Just read through as much of this classic thread as I could in the limited time I have!!! All I can say is that I am dumbstruck!yikes

One thing though, I still cant get the 'custard' reference although I've looked everywhere. Can someone please explain? getmecoat
Posting yourself or your car with a tin of Bird's Eye to prove that you aren't Bstting. smile
Why Custard & why Bird's Eye? Sorry, I'm very naive! smile
It originated on barryboys.co.uk (you probably won't like the humour over there) for times when a person would say "I drive a Porsche and you all know nothing" etc. Proof would be demanded, usually by means of them taking a photo of a household item perched on said possession. Initially it was a loaf of bread, but it evolved into "Custard Proof" with the standard item being a can of Birds Custard. This was partly because it's hard to photoshop in all the curves and shadows, but mainly because custard it always funny.
Many have have been challenged to take the custard test, few have passed it. Plato is amongst them.
Did Flemke ever take the custard test? Does he really own a McLaren F1....

Funk

26,263 posts

209 months

Tuesday 30th November 2010
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WeirdNeville said:
Lordbenny said:
spurs-442 said:
Lordbenny said:
Just read through as much of this classic thread as I could in the limited time I have!!! All I can say is that I am dumbstruck!yikes

One thing though, I still cant get the 'custard' reference although I've looked everywhere. Can someone please explain? getmecoat
Posting yourself or your car with a tin of Bird's Eye to prove that you aren't Bstting. smile
Why Custard & why Bird's Eye? Sorry, I'm very naive! smile
It originated on barryboys.co.uk (you probably won't like the humour over there) for times when a person would say "I drive a Porsche and you all know nothing" etc. Proof would be demanded, usually by means of them taking a photo of a household item perched on said possession. Initially it was a loaf of bread, but it evolved into "Custard Proof" with the standard item being a can of Birds Custard. This was partly because it's hard to photoshop in all the curves and shadows, but mainly because custard it always funny.
Many have have been challenged to take the custard test, few have passed it. Plato is amongst them.

Anyway, I'm with the general assessment that this was epic until page 6, and it all got a bit sad after that. We were all enthusiastic youngsters once, and we all love cars and admire those lucky and talented enough to be paid to drive them. We live vicariously through their reviews, footage and racing of our dream cars. I'd have been star-struck meeting a racing driver at 17, in fact I'd probably be a bit lost for words nowadays. Fair play to Plato for playing along, but lets all leave the kid alone, eh? We've had our laughs.
I agree.

minimatt1967

17,093 posts

206 months

Tuesday 30th November 2010
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lance1a said:
Is there a smiley on here for giving oral sex? Or spewing?
A combination of the two could be very useful.... JonRB, get to it man!

jasongtr

415 posts

250 months

Tuesday 30th November 2010
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Sneaky Schnell said:
jasonplato said:
Ladies and Gents

Seems to me that George has fessed up, made his apologies and is probably feeling a bit of a knob,
so as good people, lets give him a break.

Needless to say it has been amusing to say the least.

Cheers JP
I think a photo of Jason and George shaking hands would wrap this up nicely.
whilst sharing a bowl of custard (linking arms etc etc)

Big Al.

68,823 posts

258 months

Tuesday 30th November 2010
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OK enough is enough me thinks, this thread has done the rounds so time for closure..
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