If your car could talk
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I'm glad the pug cant talk, the amount of stuff it would say....
"Wash me you lazy bd, do a proper job this time not leave half the soap on like last time"
After it cutting out on the top of my drive when its stone dead cold for the milionth time "FFS its freezing at least let me warm up before moving"
"Stop deffening me with your Drum & Bass"
"Fix the bloady bush on the suspension"
"Buy me some new tyres man"
After shouting every swear word under the sun towards the dash/engine when it finds it nationality "Im French, deal with it"
"<blows raspery> Haha you cant have reverse"
<breath on the acclerator> "all that petrol was nice, but now your fuel lights on you tt"
After starting to use the esso garage instead of shell due to it being a penny cheaper at the moment... "What the fks this ste your feeding me, wheres the lovely fuelsave you used to give me? I'll behave if you give me some, promice <puppy dog eyes>"
"Wash me you lazy bd, do a proper job this time not leave half the soap on like last time"
After it cutting out on the top of my drive when its stone dead cold for the milionth time "FFS its freezing at least let me warm up before moving"
"Stop deffening me with your Drum & Bass"
"Fix the bloady bush on the suspension"
"Buy me some new tyres man"
After shouting every swear word under the sun towards the dash/engine when it finds it nationality "Im French, deal with it"
"<blows raspery> Haha you cant have reverse"
<breath on the acclerator> "all that petrol was nice, but now your fuel lights on you tt"
After starting to use the esso garage instead of shell due to it being a penny cheaper at the moment... "What the fks this ste your feeding me, wheres the lovely fuelsave you used to give me? I'll behave if you give me some, promice <puppy dog eyes>"
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