Interesting lunch break with fake policeman...

Interesting lunch break with fake policeman...

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Flying Toilet

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3,621 posts

211 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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Sorry being lazy so cut and paste my post from Herts, Beds, Bucks & Cambs Spotted thread...What do you guys make of this?!

Nutter in a 54 plate Black Vectra with a LCD panel in the back window which reads *** KEEP OUR ROADS SAFER SLOW DOWN ***

Got 'pulled over' by this gentleman at lunch between Potton and Sandy. I was enjoying the road at around the legal pace (60 mph) before catching said car. The message changed in the LCD to *** STOP! PLEASE PULL OVER! *** so I did thinking it was a undercover car....

Out gets a fat, balding 50 something with a leaflet on speeding and warned me that he will be informing the Police of my speed.

I told him I was reporting him and his car to the Police for impersonating an officer and he got back in his car speeding off changing the LCD message once more to *** THANK YOU HAVE A SAFE JOURNEY ***.

What an odd man, but one of my most entertaining lunchbreaks for a while.

rufusgti

2,530 posts

192 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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Definitely inform the police about him. Sounds like a right prick.

pbickerd

883 posts

160 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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Thats hilarious.

If you got his plates report to the police. For all you know he could be a real nutter. Imagine if he pulled over a woman like that at night alone etc, they pull over assuming he is a police officer.

XDA

2,141 posts

185 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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Should of asked him on what "evidence" he'll be reporting you....

You should of course be reporting him, as I'm sure trafpol would be only to happy to have a chat with this cock.


Nicholas Blair

4,096 posts

284 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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A friend of the bozo in the ST220 from last week's thread...

Cyder

7,052 posts

220 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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What's his number plate and where? I feel a fake plod baiting session coming on! hehe

*Al*

3,830 posts

222 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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Should have took a picture, sounds like a weirdo.........they are about.

Gun

13,431 posts

218 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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Sounds like the sort of pleb who'd sit in the outside lane of a motorway doing about 65. Report them to the police, the roads would be much better off without people like them about.

Flying Toilet

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3,621 posts

211 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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I never thought to take a photo as I was in so much shock from it all!

I have all the details and they will be passed on after work.

If you are in the Beds area and a Brian Blessed look a like flashes his LCD screen at you. Do not stop!

Skrambles

1,310 posts

264 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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Flying Toilet said:
Sorry being lazy so cut and paste my post from Herts, Beds, Bucks & Cambs Spotted thread...What do you guys make of this?!

Nutter in a 54 plate Black Vectra with a LCD panel in the back window which reads *** KEEP OUR ROADS SAFER SLOW DOWN ***

Got 'pulled over' by this gentleman at lunch between Potton and Sandy. I was enjoying the road at around the legal pace (60 mph) before catching said car. The message changed in the LCD to *** STOP! PLEASE PULL OVER! *** so I did thinking it was a undercover car....

Out gets a fat, balding 50 something with a leaflet on speeding and warned me that he will be informing the Police of my speed.

I told him I was reporting him and his car to the Police for impersonating an officer and he got back in his car speeding off changing the LCD message once more to *** THANK YOU HAVE A SAFE JOURNEY ***.

What an odd man, but one of my most entertaining lunchbreaks for a while.
Report him. You're lucky he didn't take you back to his home-made holding cell.

AB

16,977 posts

195 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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Haha - what an odd bod!

Flying Toilet

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3,621 posts

211 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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Cyder said:
What's his number plate and where? I feel a fake plod baiting session coming on! hehe
Don't want to give his plate out till all reported but I was pulled over here:
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&a...

Hitler Hadrump

1,750 posts

173 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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What's the leaflet like? Proper THINK literature or some Microsoft Publisher Clipart Inkjet special?

Carfiend

3,186 posts

209 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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How much do I want him to pull over someone in CID or a BiB off duty.

Moron: "You should slow down and I am reporting you to the police!"

Plod in Disguise: "I am the police" *Shows Moron Warrant Card*


Flying Toilet

Original Poster:

3,621 posts

211 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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Hitler Hadrump said:
What's the leaflet like? Proper THINK literature or some Microsoft Publisher Clipart Inkjet special?
From BRAKE. Suprise, suprise.

Tokoloshe

376 posts

178 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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Not sure he was impersonating a Police officer, unless the LCD things are only legal for the police to use?

Telling you to pull over may get him a light telling off by the Police, but unless he put "Police - Pull Over" on his sign then they wont do him for impersonating.

Who knows what the guys situation is, he's obviously a bit bonkers but maybe he lost a child to speeding in the area or something, but agreed pulling people over is stupid and he shouldnt be doing it.

*Al*

3,830 posts

222 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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Did the 'officer' strip search you?

SimonV8ster

12,587 posts

228 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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I would have carried out a citizens arrest, sprayed him with screen wash, knee'd him in the back whilst trying to sit on him and then handcuffed him with some cable ties. (before driving back home to borrow my parents dog for a while.)



copsmash

geeteeaye

2,369 posts

159 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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Wish I lived near the area, I'd find him and overtake him at great velocity then turn off and back onto road and do it repeatedly until his brains frazzled and his stupid LCD screen melted.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 25th January 2011
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1) Report him
2) Ask the police to keep you updated with the outcome of the crime you witnessed.
3) Post the outcome on here for our amusement.