What does your car say about you?

[classicyanktanks]

So I'm going to get some abuse but I imagine most of it will be hilarious. And perhaps I can give a little back as well.

So I own many vehicles but I'd say my go to because of how useful it is is a Dodge Ram 1500. Which I think probably says I enjoy spending a lot of time with my sister, Line Dancing / Country and Western & Have a tiny P@@is & don't care about road handling or the environment.

What car do you own as your only car / main driver and what do you think it says about you?

Edited by classicyanktanks on Monday 22 January 11:27

[MiataMini]

a barely stock classic mini which screams chavy hipster boy racer

[stuartmmcfc]

Will anyone dare say a 320d BMW makes them look successful and /usiness like?

[juice]

A Golf R Estate which says I can't afford to pay cash for a new one, or I'm involved in armed robberies.

And a freelander 2 which says I don't give a st (Which I don't as it's used to ferry the dog around !)

[daddy cool]

A 19 year old MX5, which bizarrely sometimes generates a "you flash git" type reaction from people, despite the fact they have just bought a brand new Ford Fiesta and the value of my car is less than the optional alloy wheel upgrade that they plumped for.

[Toltec]

Five series M sport Touring with very dark rear windows and 19" CSL style wheels (I bought it like that honest, not many 530i's to chose from)

Drug dealer?

[J4CKO]

2001 TT

Down on his luck Hairdresser.

[Swole]

K11 Nissan Micra - One stage away from being homeless.

C63 AMG - Gets paid too much. Healthy supply of Cocaine on board.

[Integroo]

Honda Civic Type R FN2. It screams chav, but too much of a coward to buy an EP3/DC5.

I'm not even remotely chav, honest.

[classicyanktanks]

Toltec said:

Five series M sport Touring with very dark rear windows and 19" CSL style wheels (I bought it like that honest, not many 530i's to chose from)

Drug dealer?

Perhaps undercover police drug dealer?

[Bear-n]

Skoda Superb. Uber driver.

[jimPH]

996 turbo = tosser
GTR = people's champion
M135i = financed wannabe
Westfield = mid life crisis/single

[Red 4]

Not current - but an ASBO orange Ford Focus ST 225 (it had a bit more than 225 BHP).

Never judge a book by its cover.

[Cold]

It says: I bought one of these.

[Jonno02]

Leon Cupra.

I can't afford the Golf R.

[Jonny_]

Alfa: likes spending weekends underneath cars
Auris hybrid: tight bd/Uber cabbie
Fifties pickup truck: hillbilly
Capri: dread to think

[Toltec]

classicyanktanks said:

Toltec said:

Five series M sport Touring with very dark rear windows and 19" CSL style wheels (I bought it like that honest, not many 530i's to chose from)

Drug dealer?

Perhaps undercover police drug dealer?

Yes, more likely, you would think any vaguely successful dealer would stay more under the radar, the car was origanally owned by a university lecturer/prof.

[designforlife]

Integra DC5...no idea really, but open to suggestions!

[Toltec]

Cold said:

It says: I bought one of these.

Unless it is a new VW, BMW, Mercedes, in which case it says I lease one of these

[Toltec]

designforlife said:

Integra DC5...no idea really, but open to suggestions!

To most people an old Honda so either a student or a pensioner.

Edited by Toltec on Monday 22 January 11:45