Can OPC spot indy oil change

[EvoSlayer]

Martian O said:

I bought some approved red oil out the back door from my contact at my OPC. I won't mention names, but if you want some I can supply a sealed container of the moonshine for £100 for 5 litres. I can also get Porsche approved blinker fluid at a good price too.

Dilithium crystals dissolved in supernanopolydrive works just as well and is much cheaper

Struggling to find some OPC approved wind for the tyres though!

[jimmyone]

http://www.lnengineering.com/oil.html

[rob.kellock]

cay said:

At my last service my OPC told me to ensure I only use shoes and clothing from the Porsche collection. Apparently they have special 'smart' fibres embedded which the OPC can detect.

If traces of these fibres are not present any warranty for interior wear and tear is voided. Also as your shoes touch the pedals it also voids the complete engine and drivetrain warranty.

I just hope you are grooming yourself properly before putting on your approved Porsche clothing.

Only Porsche design shower gel and aftershave will suffice under these new proposals...

[Zyp]

Brilliant replies.

[Zyp]

EvoSlayer said:

Struggling to find some OPC approved wind for the tyres though!

You're joking Shirley?

What about all that hot air that comes out an OPC salesmanship mouth when you ask for a trade in figure...?
There's plenty of that around.

[Trev450]

Zyp said:

You're joking Shirley?

What about all that hot air that comes out an OPC salesmanship mouth when you ask for a trade in figure...?
There's plenty of that around.

Didn't you know that hot air contains more moisture and consequently gives inconsistant pressure readings.

[Boxstercol]

This thread is bks!

[nutsytvr]

1st April???

[mollytherocker]

Boxstercol said:

This thread is bks!

Nope.

Its THE bks!

[stevod]

Excellent. I trust the OP will be delighted that he's been given a clear course of action!

:-)

[mollytherocker]

stevod said:

Excellent. I trust the OP will be delighted that he's been given a clear course of action!

:-)

I would say that we have been most helpful.

[Martian O]

I once had a warranty claim rejected by my OPC because their ODD (odour detection device) picked up that I had previously guffed out an extra eggy fart in my 911 whilst not wearing Porsche Design carbon filtration underpants!

[Mermaid]

mollytherocker said:

I would say that we have been most helpful.

Sidicks would say its a stitch up

[erics]

Perec, you rule man!

[Zyp]

erics said:

Perec, you rule man!

I'm just amazed Perec has ventured into the ghey-fest that is the Boxster/Cayman forum.

Perhaps he secretly wants one....

[SimonRS]

Funniest thing I've read on here in a while.

Nice work fellas

[GJB]

I blame the Chinese. They started it by demanding everything added to the vehicles shows that it is communist party friendly. So much product being sent to China that they now have some control on the market. A friend of mine has been using their diesel for years on his farm. It was only a matter of time.

[kipperonabike]

Wow, I knew I'd brought more than just a 'car', but man, I wasn't banking on a change of wardrobe too

[Timbo_Mint]

kipperonabike said:

Wow, I knew I'd brought more than just a 'car', but man, I wasn't banking on a change of wardrobe too

Not just your wardrobe. Did you have your morning coffee in a Porsche approved Mug (nanits attached to the side of the mug, disperse into the coffee and radiate a signal that is detected on entry to an OPC) and not forgetting your Porsche approved Salt and Pepper grinders (A clever dye on the teeth that is only detectable under very specific lighting conditions found only in OPC's).